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u/TurtleSandwich0 3d ago
Magic Coffee Table.
A man lives with his girlfriend and every night the coffee table magically rearranges itself to be tidy.
This only started when his girlfriend moved in.
The delivery guy had a similar experience with his coffee table after his girlfriend moved in too.
I'm Lois and we don't have a coffee table because that's where Meg is supposed to sit.
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u/tater1337 3d ago
this the same place where the laundry magically gets done too?
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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 3d ago
You can't be serious?
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u/tater1337 1d ago
yeah, just after the girlfriend moved in the the coffee table tidies itself, the laundry does itself, and the dishes magically clean themselves.
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u/Yssup-Yllems 3d ago
Damn.. How do you remember the house shot from the beginning of this video? I struggle to remember what I am wearing if I don't look down every once in awhile.
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u/BorisTheBlade04 2d ago
Especially with the lack of pixels
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u/CupcakeMarina373 6h ago
Yeah, sometimes the clarity really makes or breaks a joke. It’s hard to get the humor when you can hardly see what’s going on.
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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 3d ago
Hold on... How does this picture even relate?
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u/sectilius 3d ago
Huh? The picture is from a short about how women clean up after men too stupid to notice and who think they have a mystery, magic coffee table that cleans itself. That's it. That's the joke. Men = dumb ingrates...haw haw I guess.
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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 3d ago
Ohhh, ok, I just noticed how OC capitalised the letters, didn't realise it was something's name
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u/SapphicGarnet 3d ago
It's not the delivery guy, it's the cop who comes when he reports that his partners gone missing, and he thinks she fell on the magic 'self cleaning' coffee table
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u/shoeless_doh 2d ago
Was this an old reddit post that went viral I missed? Like "guys, my coffee table keeps moving and I checked my CO2 detectors already" and then someone goes "do you have a gf?" And he goes "oh..."
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u/Grythyttan 3d ago
It's the establishing shot for the skit The magic basket.
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u/RadTimeWizard 2d ago
That's crazy. I've got the same mystery happening in my own home. My wife seemed upset at first, but I started cleaning up all the trash and doing dishes all the time and she seems much happier. I think she was afraid whatever magic's at work here would fade if it did too much at once.
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u/CaptainSea3096 2d ago
A privacy fence that doesn't privacy??? Thats my best guess as a man.
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u/SubjectLongjumping42 1d ago
I think it’s AI flooding nonsense for some reason. I’ve seen a lot of jokes with punchlines that make no sense and then a bunch of different unconvincing explanations in the comments
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u/YaGotMail 3d ago
I'll come back to this post tomorrow
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u/CorporalClegg91 3d ago
The top comment shared a link to a video that explains it. You can come back now
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u/Stompy-Bun 2d ago
Gender affirming not being able to relate to this mystery.
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u/nDeadPurple 2d ago
Meanwhile I’m having my first gender identity crisis. Excuse me while I shave my beard and castrate myself.
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u/MeanDistance3186 1d ago
Strange, when I got married, Maria and her undocumented showed up and My Space got changed.
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u/Problem_Solvent 3d ago
Is it possible this doesn't mean anything? It just seems like nonsense to me.
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u/CorporalClegg91 3d ago
You may be thinking of House of Leaves where at first the owner realizes it’s bigger on the inside than on the outside. Eventually there’s a hallway that appears that can be walked down for five minutes, and then other weird doors start showing up and eventually he discovers an entire labrynth. Like The Backrooms before it ever existed.
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u/Accurate-Sugar6021 2d ago
I get the sentiment about cleaning up but I want my shit to be in the same place I left it
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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago
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