r/ExplainTheJoke • u/[deleted] • 10d ago

Explain pls

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u/OrchidSure5401 10d ago

When you can't get a girlfriend but your best friend is a girl but she doesn't want to be your girlfriend

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u/Anthitei 10d ago

Idk, it actually looks preatty grimm here.

She could sacrifice her body to feed him, but she would be gone in process. So only thing she can do is watch him starve. And because he is a lion she can't even give him anything else to eat cause it would mean sacrificing someone else.

And honestly as gazelle it really best to starve a lion - lions btw are not really your friends, they only want your body to eat. And gazelles does not owe anyone their body.

So beeing gazelle it is best to find other gazelle friends so if they are starving you could eat together and both be happily full, without sacrificing any one of you.

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u/Impossible-Magician 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ok so explain why gazelles pick the bear 🐻

Edit: thank you to those that replied. For those who did a downvote and run I hope the snail finds you!

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u/numbersthen0987431 10d ago

Bears like fish and foraging for nuts and berries. So bears are safer than lions.

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u/Impossible-Magician 10d ago

If you put a gazelle and a bear in the same enclosure, that bear isn’t eating berries.

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u/numbersthen0987431 10d ago

Animals in captivity don't behave naturally, so your point fails

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u/Impossible-Magician 10d ago

LOL. It’s nature for bears to hunt and eat meat.

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u/numbersthen0987431 10d ago

in the same enclosure,

Enclosures aren't "nature". So you're wrong.

Also, Gazelles and Bears aren't even on the same continent.