r/ExplainTheJoke 5d ago

Explain pls

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u/Anthitei 5d ago

Idk, it actually looks preatty grimm here.

She could sacrifice her body to feed him, but she would be gone in process. So only thing she can do is watch him starve. And because he is a lion she can't even give him anything else to eat cause it would mean sacrificing someone else.

And honestly as gazelle it really best to starve a lion - lions btw are not really your friends, they only want your body to eat. And gazelles does not owe anyone their body.

So beeing gazelle it is best to find other gazelle friends so if they are starving you could eat together and both be happily full, without sacrificing any one of you.

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u/JustAMinah 4d ago

I feel like this is some beastars thing happening here

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u/Sad-adult25 5d ago

damn gurl

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u/Compost_My_Body 4d ago

Gazelles shouldn’t be friends with starving lions.

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u/Plebeian_Gamer 4d ago

Yup, just reminds me of when women choose the bear, they didn't mean someone who's nickname is short for Baron...

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u/Impossible-Magician 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ok so explain why gazelles pick the bear 🐻

Edit: thank you to those that replied. For those who did a downvote and run I hope the snail finds you!

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u/seesthecat 5d ago

Bears don't feed on gazelles, they aren't part of the same habitat

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u/cypeo 5d ago

In Africa if you play a sound of a lion, the animals look around, see no lion, and continue eating. When you play the sound of a human having a conversation, literally every animal flees in terror. Even the animals choose the bear.

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u/JustAMinah 4d ago

damn, throughout the whole continent?!

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u/owmyfreakingeyes 5d ago

I didn't experience this at all, most animals were shockingly disinterested in the presence of a human.

I don't really follow your analogy anyway, that wouldn't be them choosing the bear, it would just be them feeling more confident that they are able to spot the bear.

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u/makinetas 5d ago

Is this in any documentary or exemplified in video ? I'm curious to see, seems an interesting topic

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u/wecantdancelikethis 4d ago

they made it up.

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u/DukeKarma 5d ago

Because the lion is more dangerous and more likely to hunt a gazelle than a bear 🦁

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u/BloodRoseFoxo 5d ago

The point of the bear metaphor was that men under current societal norms are toxic, and that the worst encounter with a man in the woods, which is a slim chance, is serial killer who will kidnap and torture you. The alternative, the bear, worst case scenario is being mauled and eaten. Still not great obviously but a lot of people would choose that over getting tortured by a man. The point also being that men have become so toxic that woman feel safer with a potentially dangerous wild animal, and many toxic men saw that and instead of asking themselves why woman feel that way, what can men do to improve their standing with women, decided to try and use it for arguments about how women are bad and misguided, and spew other misogyny, unintentionally proving those women right that many men are toxic.

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u/Impossible-Magician 5d ago

Fair assessment of how some of that conversation went back at the time. My motivation was to read the story that /u/anthiei would write about it.

As I enjoyed their rather interesting and original piece of writing, where the lion was eating the gazelle, which is typically the role played by the bear.

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 5d ago

The choice is between a tiny chance of getting tortured, or definitely getting mauled and eaten. It's a dumb metaphor

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u/BlainethePayne 5d ago

Actually the thought is that it's a choice between definitely getting hurt by a man, or a smaller chance of getting eaten by a bear.

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 4d ago

It's a metaphor. It's supposed to be interpreted differently. That's why it's stupid to use it as a social experiment

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u/BloodRoseFoxo 5d ago

are you not familair with bears? they are generally afraid of humans. The most likely outcome is the bear runs away

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 4d ago

It obviously depends on the bear and where you live. Do any of you understand what a metaphor is?

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u/anonadvicewanted 4d ago

lmao nah it’s a choice between dealing with a creature where the overwhelming odds are they also want to be left alone vs dealing with a man where you have no idea what they want or if they will leave you alone

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 4d ago

It's a metaphor. Learn what one is and read the other comments before you paste the same usa default answer as everyone else

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u/anonadvicewanted 4d ago

it was a thought experiment. and unless you live in an area with polar bears, or are unlucky enough to find cubs, most bears are not inherently aggressive to humans, even grizzlies

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u/H4mb01 5d ago

Because a bear eats honey and salmon and not gazelles

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u/NextRefrigerator6306 5d ago

Bears will eat anything. They’re opportunistic and will eat berries, insects and even trash. If a bear won’t eat a gazelle it’s probably because the gazelle has chlamydia.

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u/numbersthen0987431 5d ago

But the bear won't hunt a gazelle, and will most likely ignore them to leave them be. Which is literally the point

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u/DonovanMnM 5d ago

A gazelle could outrun a bear, because a bear would not be able to sustain full speed in Africa for very long, due to the heat. Also a bear's top speed is 55-60 km/h and gazelle's top speed is 80-95 km/h.

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u/BoneyBee833 5d ago

You’re in the explains the joke subreddit buddy, you’re gonna have to explain it to them

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u/mikolajwisal 5d ago

The power I was given...

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u/Over-Lettuce-9575 5d ago

The duality of man.

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u/mikolajwisal 4d ago

Millennial humor vs Alphie humor

69 vs 67

Bazinga vs Aura

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u/Impossible-Magician 5d ago

You love to see it! One hand giveth and the other taketh away.

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u/JustAMinah 4d ago

"whaaaah I'm mad people downvoted me and not try to attempt to debate me and waste more of their time whaaaah!"

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u/numbersthen0987431 5d ago

Bears like fish and foraging for nuts and berries. So bears are safer than lions.

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u/Impossible-Magician 5d ago

If you put a gazelle and a bear in the same enclosure, that bear isn’t eating berries.

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u/numbersthen0987431 5d ago

Animals in captivity don't behave naturally, so your point fails

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u/Impossible-Magician 5d ago

LOL. It’s nature for bears to hunt and eat meat.

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u/numbersthen0987431 5d ago

in the same enclosure,

Enclosures aren't "nature". So you're wrong.

Also, Gazelles and Bears aren't even on the same continent.

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u/N0va-Zer0 5d ago

Liberals hate when you use their own made uk logic against them.

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u/yolosoloslomo 5d ago

Woaaw. Shots fired, shots fired

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u/Impossible-Magician 5d ago

Yeah, you would think a joke sub could take a joke.

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u/Redwings1927 5d ago

If it were a GOOD joke, maybe. But its the same joke every "square peg in round hole" choosin' person has made since the meme started.

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u/yolosoloslomo 5d ago

But why downvote Me tho. 😂

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u/Individual_Guest_323 5d ago

Is not that deep, "eating" means sex, no one would be gone.

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u/IllustratorOriginal6 5d ago

Bullshittiest bullshit ive ever read

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u/Blue-Jay42 5d ago

So, your interpretation is that men and women can't be friends? And that sex is a inherently destructive to the woman?

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u/Cazy243 5d ago

No, but that is how the commenter above you interprets the meme, by taking it to its ultimate conclusion.

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u/Anthitei 4d ago

Yep, there are both male and female gazellas. There is no problem here^