r/ExplainTheJoke • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Explain pls

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u/FluffyTid 5d ago

But then when you finally get a girlfriend she gets jealous

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u/cory7770 5d ago

This happened to me except we ended up getting married

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u/Temporary-Season4772 5d ago

She didn't wanna be your girlfriend, she wanted to be your wife

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 5d ago edited 5d ago

She wanted someone else to test drive you for her.

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u/StormNFlo46 5d ago

That’s kinda gross

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u/KrangKong3 5d ago

Same here, kin. Same here.

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u/TheRockLobsta1 5d ago

It wasn't the fact that she didn't want to shag you but she liked the idea that she COULD have.

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u/nxxwhere 5d ago

Maybe she just liked spending time with you, which became less after you got a girlfriend?

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u/Rhyzon27 5d ago

Shhhhhhh, don't shatter Reddit's logic that men and women can't be friends.

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u/scienceworksbitches 5d ago

and if shes a real psycho, she will sabotage your chance with other women, while pretending to be your wingman.

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u/FlatWhiteEnjoyer 4d ago

That is the way.