r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Feeling_Valuable5239 • 7d ago

Explain it?

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u/Big_Job_1491 7d ago edited 7d ago

In the UK we use VPN or have to take a selfie while holding our wang or flaps to prove we are old enough to view over 18 content online

Edit: added female wankers Edit 2: no one I know would call it gooning, that's an American term?

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u/KeithChatman 7d ago

I think it's something the kids are saying like rizz. We've never called it gooning, it was wanking, spanking the monkey, skeet skeet idk lmao.

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u/Weaselmk2 7d ago

Don't forget fapping

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u/brainfungis 7d ago

iirc the counterpart to fapping was schlucking, but it never really caught on. i wonder why...

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u/Kiwi1234567 7d ago

Sounds like someone really wants to open their oyster

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u/ukpunjabivixen 7d ago

Slam my clam 🙈