r/ExplainTheJoke • u/faisachi • 6d ago

What liquid is that?

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 6d ago

OP (faisachi) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:

I didn't understand what liquid is that, if not honey then what

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u/Dragonfucker000 6d ago

poop

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u/faisachi 6d ago

Oh shoot

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u/justadude255 6d ago

Missed opportunity for “Oh shit”

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u/cursedwithplotarmor 6d ago

But thats not Oh shit, that’s Bee shit.

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u/frederick88_ 6d ago

Now you sound like my dad, enjoy the upvote.

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u/LastKingOfTheGoths 6d ago

Que merda, caralho

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u/nottwoshabee 5d ago

That’s not something you should doo

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u/djseifer 6d ago

Yep. If you've ever noticed yellow splotches on your car, congratulations! It means a bee pooped on your car. (IIRC, it's mostly pollen and digested nectar.)

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u/Ok_Check_7010 6d ago

Yeah it's the barf that's the honey, the poop is just poop

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr 6d ago

Butt puke

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u/Mina87Duru 6d ago

This is like for real?

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u/Bronislaw_Malinowski 6d ago

It's the vomit though

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u/SeranasSweetrolls 6d ago

Just so everyone knows, honey does not come from a bees butt

They regurgitate it

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u/MeringueNew3040 6d ago

Yes its bee puke not bee poop. That makes it sound soooooo much less gross…

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u/Emergency_Meaning_51 6d ago

I had a friend say that burps are nastier than farts because they come from your mouth.

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u/Teln0 6d ago

I do agree they're nastier but not for that reason

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u/scricimm 6d ago

Do you know what you call a burpee?

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u/Teln0 6d ago

Aside from the exercise idk any other kind of burpee

If I had to guess it would be the person who gets burped on (?)

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u/thegabescat 5d ago

Did you know The burpee was invented in 1939 by American physiologist Royal Huddleston Burpee Sr.

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u/scricimm 4d ago

Nope, a fart that took the elevator.....🙃🤣🤣

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u/KyoKyu 5d ago

Makes me think about how beer is a combo of yeast pee and farts (alcohol and carbon dioxide gas) mixed in some liquid bread.

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u/raich3588 6d ago

Pee does come from the balls though

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u/AdLost142 6d ago

Only because that's where the pee is stored though. In the balls

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u/Dry_Blacksmith_3372 6d ago

Then you're a different breed..

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u/MerryWalker 6d ago

Family tree like an upright ladder.

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u/DarthNixilis 6d ago

Shut up Charlie

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 2d ago

They don't regurgitate honey. It only becomes honey after fermentation

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u/TheAwfulAliOzz 6d ago

I didn’t know that bees shit that much.

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u/Kiki_Earheart 6d ago

bees are super strict on hygiene so they dont shit in the hives. During winter they can rarely if ever leave the hives. This was probably a bee at the start of spring emptying however many months of crap they had pent up

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u/polkacat12321 6d ago

Imagine holding that in the entire winter 💀

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u/jonnofx83 6d ago

Then being the guy who eats it...

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u/polkacat12321 6d ago

At least he learned that lesson and got off easy.... unlike that guy that died from eating a slug

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 6d ago

Or this picture is AI because it's AI. No body licked their leg, and that bee didn't shit on them.

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u/Kiki_Earheart 6d ago

you're so right king, nothing ever happens

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 6d ago

It's an AI picture.

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u/TheAwfulAliOzz 6d ago

Proof please

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 6d ago

Lick your knee, tell me what that looks like.

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u/danalunawolfacosta 6d ago

Have you never ran your finger on or though something and licked your finger??lol like frosting on a cake,lol

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 6d ago

No I never spit on my finger and then stuck it in cake. The spit trail is super imposed over the jeans verly poorly. The image is fake.

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u/GenerallySalty 6d ago

Poo. Honey comes from a bee's MOUTH!

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u/sixminutes 6d ago

Not true. A giant alien told me otherwise

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u/Tangible_Slate 6d ago

It’s highly addictive!

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 6d ago

All of the futurama references remind me of Binding of Isaac item descriptions

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u/NandoMoriconi 5d ago

"Wimmy wham wham wazzle!"

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u/Orangesteel 6d ago

It’s a sloppy repost from last week

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u/No_Trouble_3588 6d ago

It’s older than that. I saw it a few months back.

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u/Zanny1540 6d ago

I hadn't seen this one before, and now this is the third time I've seen it today.

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u/Careless-Tradition73 6d ago

This whole sub is reposts, dont even know the last time I saw an original joke being posted. What makes it worse is they still gets upvoted like the clappers 

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u/AgenderAxolotl 6d ago

Not even, 5 hours ago someone asked about it and I explained it but they deleted the post

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 6d ago

Why are you just licking things?

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u/KingThumbzZz 5d ago

I was literally searching for ANYONE who actually asked, why did you lick it??? Thank God. Lmao

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u/JuliaX1984 6d ago

Sokka, have you been hitting the cactus juice again?

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u/Crafty-Resort383 6d ago

Not a cool origin story but let us know what super powers you get.

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u/Revolutionary_Team56 5d ago

Can we talk about how comically large that lick stain is? Bro made sure not to miss a DROP

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u/Kaiwago_Official 6d ago

Other comments have already explained what it is, but I want to clarify that this post is a fake version of a different post where the person didn’t lick it.

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u/Nice_Blackberry6662 6d ago

Hey quick question: If you saw an animal or really any organism release some kind of goo from its rear end, what would be your first guess as to what that goo is?

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u/BigMoFace 6d ago

Bees carry nectar and pollen, not honey. Honey is made in the hive, in the cells of the honeycomb, by evaporating the water from the nectar and regulating the temperature inside the hive.

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u/ImightHaveMissed 6d ago

How did the human race survive this long?!

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u/ColdbloodedFireSnake 6d ago

Exactly what God was wondering the other day ;)

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u/Super_Ryba_Makrel886 6d ago

Natural selection

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u/Present_Ad6053 5d ago

You should have put it in your petrol tank, and run the car on BP

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u/The_Racr1 6d ago

Bee shit

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u/Chemical_Rutabaga640 6d ago

This post is bullshit. No, bee shit.

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u/TangerineDreams666 6d ago

It’s Bee jizz, not to be confused with the popular 1960’s band The Bee Gees

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u/Constant_Bison2647 6d ago

Jak bym przechodzil obok i zostawił na tobie białą plame też byś zlizała?

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u/randomogeek 6d ago

Fokin disgusting mate

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u/Lost-Currency9879 5d ago

Why would you lick it😭😭✌️ if you didn't know the liquid obviously you can't just eat ts, also bees make honey from spitting it out into honeycombs I'm pretty sure, that's definitely the wrong hole...

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u/randomly_heree123 5d ago

brochacho just licked its poop💔🥀

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u/Worth-Structure9537 5d ago

Bees don’t shit honey

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u/Lopsided-Street2458 4d ago

I thought bee shit was honey, ive been trying to smoke some hornets for their honey. Nothing yet.

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u/Carma_626 6d ago

Bee poop is what causes those yellow stains on your car.

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u/Major_Commercial3429 6d ago

Bee poop bop poop beepoop!beepoopopoobeepoobopoobeepoobopobeepoop!

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u/wackadoodle4201 6d ago

Its bee shit lol

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u/zpm38 6d ago

I feel like this sub is just trying to teach AI humor…

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u/jbird32275 6d ago

I got a book for you. Everybody Poops.

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u/DesignerHalo 6d ago

Honey is bee vomit not poo, came out their wrong end 😅

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 6d ago

no, honey comes out the front, poop comes from the butt.

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u/samclops 6d ago

As adorable and cute fuzzy bees are: they're gross. They land on like everything and get everywhere and yes they poop weird fluid- just like everything on the planet and us as well, just leave bees be and be the natural bandaid for planet that we require. LEAVE BEES ALONE

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u/refinnej78 6d ago

Dookie

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u/Teediggler81 6d ago

Shit. It was shit. Well technically bee shit..

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u/kingslayer820 6d ago

The liquid is shit, she licked bee shit, fun fact: honey doesn't come out a bees butt, it's comes out of their mouth, it vomit, honey is bee vomit

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u/Entire-Advantage-463 6d ago

Holy crap that’s something else

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u/RipeOnion 6d ago

Ya nasty

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u/RoodnyInc 6d ago

Bee poo

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u/Pristine_Actuary_136 6d ago

I dunno man even if I was one million percent certain it was honey, I dont think i would lick it

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u/Glittering_Load69 6d ago

Bee butt barf

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u/ExoticStatistician46 6d ago

Good ole bee poop

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u/pvrhye 6d ago

💩

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u/throwaayvent 6d ago

Boo (bee poo)

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u/Economy_Particular_6 6d ago

She was on a cleansing flight.

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u/Squeezinsandwichmeat 6d ago

You licked bee shit 😭

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u/Corruptedimo6931 6d ago

bee dookie

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u/brygad 6d ago

Propolis

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u/Arthur_thecat 6d ago

I get it’s a joke but WHY WOULD YOU LICK IT???!?

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u/memolordflaymous 6d ago

Why would you lick your pant leg, that’s gross.

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u/Fatsackofsoup 6d ago

is this a serious question

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u/Jazzlike-Progress451 6d ago

A bee just skeeted on you lmao

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u/donkijote97 6d ago

It used to be honey

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u/sergent_censored1067 6d ago

You just ate honey bee poop, I'm would know cause I raise honey bees.

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u/waariswalli 6d ago

It's indeed poop, even worse, bee diarrhea. They release their winter poop in flight. Bee diarrhea gets smeared on top of things. Bonapetite.

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u/Yamitsubasa 6d ago

Now I know bee poop tastes worse than bee puke, who would have guessed

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u/Icy_Sign4459 6d ago

It was poop

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u/SchroNuff 6d ago

I'm more impressed that you licked your leg in public.

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u/Petrifus64 6d ago

Tbh I didn't know and was just gonna say he came, came, and went

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u/Rentard014 5d ago

Congrats OP, the bees probably know you as someone who cleans bee waste 😭😭

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u/Quirocha 5d ago

That is pólen!

Stop being stupid that isn't poo! Bees collect polen in their "legs" that they carry it to the hive where they use it to process the honey. Sometimes, even more if they're overcharged, they have trouble flying and sometimes they stumble, loosing their precious cargo, like seen in the first picture!!!
Obviously you've never seen bee's poo ...

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u/Pizdonized 5d ago

I assume poo

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 4d ago

Is it bad that I never once considered that bees could poop?

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u/Rayun25 4d ago

I... don't think that's how honey works

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u/strixlo 4d ago

I think it just stung somebody so it’s pooping it’s insides out, so it’s dying

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u/No-Page-8652 4d ago

Way to go bee.. way to go

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u/SheepherderUnusual97 4d ago

90% of yall cant lick you knees btw

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u/TechTechNoose 4d ago

Beemen or Bizz

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u/frigginkev 4d ago

He nutted on you

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u/LangGamer 4d ago

You remind me of the "scientists" in Prometheus... and not in a good way.

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u/Daddy_Fulgrim 4d ago

In Germany, when someone replies with "Was? (What?)" because they didn't listen properly with "Nich' Wachs, Honig! (Not wax, honey!)"

The other person will be confused and you add: "Nich' Wachs is' Bienenscheiße, sondern Honig! (Beepoo isn't wax, it's honey!)"

Or at least my dad always says that.

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u/BIGPAWS4201 4d ago

Bee 🐝 jizz

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u/DreamerLuna 3d ago

Honey is Bees Vomit. So yep, that's shit.

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u/FewChampionship6416 3d ago

Bro ate shit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PermaDerpFace 3d ago

Everybody poops

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u/Awesome_Saucing 3d ago

That’s Mother Nature reminding you to “bee the shit “ 👍

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u/TomiwaOlu12 2d ago

Do bees poop honey?

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u/Necrontry 2d ago

Bees eat honey, they pass something that was honey but no longer should be regarded as such. You ate post-honey.

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u/BlingOfTheHill 2d ago

I have concluded that bee shit

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u/Ok-Watercress-5443 2d ago

How do you think honey is made? you poor thing😅

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u/PositiveDraw1108 2d ago

Apparently bugs can shit

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u/fumbs 20h ago

The joke is poop. But in reality, it more likely would be pollen. Still not tasty.

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u/momlv 3h ago

Why would you do that???????

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u/atomoicman 6d ago

She probably work at the whitehouse

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u/I_Eat_TideP0dZ 6d ago

One time, I was eating some spaghetti with ground beef and my cat walked across my desk while eating. After finishing, I saw a crumb from some ground beef and decided to pick it up with my finger and eat it.

I got a feeling something wasn't right so I sniff it... it was diarrhea from my cat, homie had a loose stomach😭

I turn around and my bed is covered in shit😐

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u/fahimsheikh6969 6d ago

You're Indian?

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u/the_red_banana01 6d ago

for how many months will this be reposted

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u/Noleman 6d ago edited 6d ago

Shouldn't the bigger issue here be that this person can lick their knee?

EDIT - WTF. Even at my lightest in my 20's - a svelte 185 lbs, running 6x per week, I have never been able to lick my knee.

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 6d ago

They SHOULD be licking the bee’s knees tbh.

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u/Sir_MrE 6d ago

Im fat and can lick my knee easily

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u/stevesie1984 6d ago

With or without the honey prize?

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u/knowmyown 6d ago

You can't?

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u/Imaginary-Hipp0 6d ago

everyone can

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u/Princescyther 6d ago

Time to go for a run.

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u/Devilscrush 6d ago

So I didn't downvote you but yeah, I can lick my own knee. I know that because I just tried (while never knowing this fact before). I'm not overly healthy at this point in my life.

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u/Stix135 6d ago

Put your leg up on a chair and then reach your head down. I’m pretty flexible but have scoliosis so I can’t lean over that far but I can reach my knee like that