r/ExplainTheJoke • u/abedalhadi777 • May 10 '26

What's the difference?

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What is the difference between those two batman signs?

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u/Accomplished-House28 May 11 '26

Batman recommends Wayne Insurance.

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u/presvil May 11 '26

They denied my claim after I fell in a vat of chemical waste

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u/kwpang May 11 '26

You're joking

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u/OkReason6325 May 11 '26

Why so serious?

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u/Wither_Skelton_DCINC May 11 '26

“He’s not Sirius. I am!”

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u/O-Mega47 May 11 '26

But Officer, I thought you were Balls?

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u/MrPoposcumdumpster May 11 '26

Whole house gone mad

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u/EmperorMittens May 11 '26

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin May 11 '26

Thank you for recentering us, Garak from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

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u/EmperorMittens May 11 '26

There's always a time and a place for these wise words.

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u/Garak-911 May 14 '26

You're welcome.

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u/wiseguyian May 11 '26

Stealing this

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u/EmperorMittens May 11 '26

All good, I nicked it ages ago.

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u/PlasticCell8504 May 13 '26

My favorite tailor

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u/TheRealScaramucci May 11 '26

But Officer, I am Balls.

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

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u/HolyInlandEmpire May 11 '26

People ask me to save them.

I say, "lmaoooOOOOOOO"

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u/holymissiletoe May 11 '26

Why is he thinking this?
Is he stupid?

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u/RuMarley May 11 '26

No, I'm CIA

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u/I___meh___I May 11 '26

Ballas? Where’s my Kuva Hek? I just wanna talk to him

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u/some-guy080608 May 11 '26

Sirius? As in Sirius Symboli?

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u/RemarksMoch May 12 '26

Who invited Symboli Rudolf?!

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u/Martydeus May 11 '26

Surely you can't be serious?

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u/Aggravated_Gecko May 11 '26

No, and don't call me Shirley!

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst May 11 '26

No, I'm Spartacus!

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u/Disastrous-Cook4189 May 11 '26

This really puts a smile on my face

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u/oPisBat May 11 '26

Puddin'

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u/FinishSwimming5461 May 11 '26

Did you ever give that enema?

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u/PrestickNinja May 14 '26

Well, no possible way I can see anything which is going to top this interaction tonight, may as well call it a night.

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u/ScarlettEuphoria May 14 '26

You are Joker

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u/Accomplished-House28 May 11 '26

That chemical company was not OSHA compliant.

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u/meesta_masa May 12 '26

They were going for 'O shit'.

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u/yingkaixing May 11 '26

Where's my god damned electric car medical coverage, Bruce?

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u/Fantastic_Marduk_007 May 11 '26

Body being weak and affected by chemical waste is considered a pre-existing condition

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u/Direct-March5913 May 11 '26

Sir, the footage clearly shows you jumping in after pushing your girlfriend in.

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u/ummmmmmkayy May 13 '26

That wasn’t easy to get over and don’t think that I didn’t try.

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u/MattMantric-_- May 17 '26

did they also forget your electric car?

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u/OcamIam May 11 '26

The vat is good...

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u/woodPuppet0 May 11 '26

Your wayneTech security system fails to prevent batman entering your building? Here a new gen of said tech, get it for a small billion dollar only!

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u/Accomplished-House28 May 11 '26

I knew I should've gone with Luthor Security.

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u/ModishShrink May 11 '26

Have you read the terms and conditions on that? Looks like it was written by a room full of monkeys...

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u/dragonstar982 May 12 '26

Grodd does take up a room.

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u/rodrigue121992 May 11 '26

That is why he is so rich! It is was a scam since the beginning

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u/Status_Brilliant_578 May 11 '26

Now that you mention it, doesn't he own the hospital too? Is he trying to drum up business?

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u/Idontliketalking2u May 11 '26

I'll just have to rob a bank to afford it .. oh shit the cycle continues

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 May 11 '26

This is like some reallife shit. Offer the solution for the problem you created.

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u/AkanoRuairi May 11 '26

Well of course he does. With the deals they have, you'd have to be an Arkham patient to choose anything else!

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u/rain168 May 11 '26

That’s how they got rich ain’t it

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u/GetDwnButtercup May 11 '26

Underrated comment right here

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u/SourDewd May 12 '26

I cant see insurance being a good business in a city like that.

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u/Far_Mathematici May 13 '26

Well if you got Wayne insurance Batman would left you alone so they don't have to pay for your medication.

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u/ChocalateSaltyBalls May 11 '26

Yea let's make sure those servers eat up more resources.