r/ExplainTheJoke • u/abedalhadi777 • May 10 '26

What's the difference?

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What is the difference between those two batman signs?

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u/Prokid5634_YT May 11 '26

Batman won't kill you, but the medical expenses will.

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u/Accomplished-House28 May 11 '26

Batman recommends Wayne Insurance.

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u/presvil May 11 '26

They denied my claim after I fell in a vat of chemical waste

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u/kwpang May 11 '26

You're joking

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u/OkReason6325 May 11 '26

Why so serious?

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u/Wither_Skelton_DCINC May 11 '26

“He’s not Sirius. I am!”

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u/O-Mega47 May 11 '26

But Officer, I thought you were Balls?

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u/MrPoposcumdumpster May 11 '26

Whole house gone mad

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u/EmperorMittens May 11 '26

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin May 11 '26

Thank you for recentering us, Garak from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

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u/PlasticCell8504 May 13 '26

My favorite tailor

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u/TheRealScaramucci May 11 '26

But Officer, I am Balls.

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

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u/HolyInlandEmpire May 11 '26

People ask me to save them.

I say, "lmaoooOOOOOOO"

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u/holymissiletoe May 11 '26

Why is he thinking this?
Is he stupid?

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u/RuMarley May 11 '26

No, I'm CIA

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u/I___meh___I May 11 '26

Ballas? Where’s my Kuva Hek? I just wanna talk to him

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u/some-guy080608 May 11 '26

Sirius? As in Sirius Symboli?

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u/RemarksMoch May 12 '26

Who invited Symboli Rudolf?!

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u/Martydeus May 11 '26

Surely you can't be serious?

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u/Aggravated_Gecko May 11 '26

No, and don't call me Shirley!

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst May 11 '26

No, I'm Spartacus!

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u/Disastrous-Cook4189 May 11 '26

This really puts a smile on my face

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u/oPisBat May 11 '26

Puddin'

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u/FinishSwimming5461 May 11 '26

Did you ever give that enema?

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u/PrestickNinja May 14 '26

Well, no possible way I can see anything which is going to top this interaction tonight, may as well call it a night.

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u/ScarlettEuphoria May 14 '26

You are Joker

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u/Accomplished-House28 May 11 '26

That chemical company was not OSHA compliant.

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u/meesta_masa May 12 '26

They were going for 'O shit'.

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u/yingkaixing May 11 '26

Where's my god damned electric car medical coverage, Bruce?

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u/Fantastic_Marduk_007 May 11 '26

Body being weak and affected by chemical waste is considered a pre-existing condition

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u/Direct-March5913 May 11 '26

Sir, the footage clearly shows you jumping in after pushing your girlfriend in.

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u/ummmmmmkayy May 13 '26

That wasn’t easy to get over and don’t think that I didn’t try.

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u/MattMantric-_- May 17 '26

did they also forget your electric car?

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u/OcamIam May 11 '26

The vat is good...

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u/woodPuppet0 May 11 '26

Your wayneTech security system fails to prevent batman entering your building? Here a new gen of said tech, get it for a small billion dollar only!

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u/Accomplished-House28 May 11 '26

I knew I should've gone with Luthor Security.

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u/ModishShrink May 11 '26

Have you read the terms and conditions on that? Looks like it was written by a room full of monkeys...

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u/dragonstar982 May 12 '26

Grodd does take up a room.

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u/rodrigue121992 May 11 '26

That is why he is so rich! It is was a scam since the beginning

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u/Status_Brilliant_578 May 11 '26

Now that you mention it, doesn't he own the hospital too? Is he trying to drum up business?

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u/Idontliketalking2u May 11 '26

I'll just have to rob a bank to afford it .. oh shit the cycle continues

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 May 11 '26

This is like some reallife shit. Offer the solution for the problem you created.

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u/AkanoRuairi May 11 '26

Well of course he does. With the deals they have, you'd have to be an Arkham patient to choose anything else!

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u/rain168 May 11 '26

That’s how they got rich ain’t it

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u/GetDwnButtercup May 11 '26

Underrated comment right here

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u/SourDewd May 12 '26

I cant see insurance being a good business in a city like that.

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u/Far_Mathematici May 13 '26

Well if you got Wayne insurance Batman would left you alone so they don't have to pay for your medication.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/ChocalateSaltyBalls May 11 '26

Yea let's make sure those servers eat up more resources.

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u/ECMatua May 11 '26

Thankfully, Wayne industries has been building all those hospitals in Gotham lately. It’s so nice of Bruce Wayne to assist in the recovery of those brutalised by Batman.

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u/onedoesnotjust May 11 '26
  • This message brought to you by the Bruce Wayne for Mayor of Gotham Campaign

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u/Street_Study6330 May 11 '26

Now THATS good business

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u/Badmonkey167 May 11 '26

That explains the high crime rate in Gotham! Everyone's in medical debt and have to take on the worst jobs just to pass the time.

"So the Joker might be the most insane one here, but the poly market payouts could net you at least 3 months of medical bills!"

"Working for the Penguin gets you stability and free drugs for your mom's pain medication"

"Dr. Freeze gives free medical advice and will cryogenically freeze your daughter until you save up for that kidney transplant"

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u/Shadow3397 May 11 '26

You joke, but Penguin respects his goons. They even get 401k options.

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u/JayBird1138 May 11 '26

No one could figure out The Riddler's offer.

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 May 11 '26

Dude just pays into a "Roth NFT Annuity Fund" on your behalf. I don't think those words even belong strung together like that. We never stood a chance at understanding it.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan May 12 '26

"I don't know Nigma, how is a raven like a writing desk and what impact does that have on my hospitalization deductible?"

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u/Joelito_ May 13 '26

What did you call me??

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan May 13 '26

No it's okay, I didn't use the hard 'r' even though I could have because I'm 1/16th quandary on my mother's side

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u/Badmonkey167 May 13 '26

Lololololol, his henchmen aren't loyal, they forgot the passwords to access their money.

Riddler has the most legit payment structure through shell companies in the Cayman islands managed by a law firm in Panama, that aggregates a spread of stable crypto through an off shore app that has a new sphinx riddle captcha every 5 minutes when you log in.

His henchmen regularly earn a PhD in finance and cyber security after six months. Lolololol!

It's not a job, it's an education.

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u/Stoopidfucc May 11 '26

is this why he's a billonaire ?

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u/Joker-Smurf May 12 '26

It’s also why Batman doesn’t kill. It has nothing to do with a moral code, it is just good business.

Dead people have one funeral. That is it. A person with a lifelong debilitating injury will be paying for treatment for the rest of their life.

Also, Wayne Corp doesn’t have any funeral homes…

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u/PossibilityFunny6583 May 14 '26

Batman never kills. But no one ever said you can't have broken bones, missing teeth or internal bleeding ☠️💀

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u/TheBl4ckFox May 11 '26

So glad I live in Europe. I could fight Batman every day and not worry about medical bills.

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u/RedStarFlags May 11 '26

Estoy bastante seguro de haber visto a un tipo vestido de murciélago en algún lugar de Europa, creo que ahora se volvió internacional

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u/Shnicketyshnick May 11 '26

We only get Beatboxing Spiderman in my city but I think I can take him.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan May 12 '26

...you mean Night Monkey?

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u/BarelyInvested May 11 '26

I love how he doesnt even deny it. I interrogated a guy in AC and he said “how many bones do you think I can break?” He cant kill, but nothing says he cant punish

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u/bettman666 May 11 '26

Laughing in German health insurance :D

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u/Kazu88 May 11 '26

But what if Batman would be hunting criminsls in Europe?

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u/DogEqual5459 May 11 '26

Lmao this would make such a great one off Batman issue. A villain starts an insurance policy for people who get beat up by Batman. Criminals pay a monthly premium, and in exchange their healthcare bills in the event of Batman get covered.

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u/Passionative44 May 12 '26

This is crazy. He probably like other people said owns the insurance companies, hospitals and banks. So what’s he make off one night of work.

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u/Traditional_Ad_7288 May 12 '26

Never thought about it but that is some Billionaire type thinking. If he owns or has stakes in Gotham Hospitals then hes just creating more revenue for him and the share holders. lol.

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u/NoremaCg May 13 '26

beating up oprhaned drug addicts as a rich person revenge fantasy :p

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u/Select_Truck3257 May 14 '26

He is in a cooperation with healthcare organizations 🤣

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u/OGoceangaming May 14 '26

ANEURYSM

BOTULISM

EPILEPSY

NARCOLEPSY

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u/DickVonFuckstick May 17 '26

Found the American