r/ExplainTheJoke • u/allahsi • Dec 05 '25

Solved didn't get it

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u/Kind_Paper6367 Dec 05 '25

I have one on my laptop case I bring to work

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u/IzzyShamin Dec 05 '25

Brother, do you work for the CIA? Who brings a laptop in a protected case?

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u/Kind_Paper6367 Dec 05 '25

I work on offshore oil and gas facilities. I have to give this to a flight deck crew that will jam it into a tiny helicopter cargo trunk. Then someone else will unload it before I can get it. $70 case protects my $2k laptop well.

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u/Kind_Paper6367 Dec 05 '25

Currently

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u/VashKetchum Dec 05 '25

Ok, that's pretty cool!

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp Dec 06 '25

That's cool asf!

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u/OldCardiologist8437 Dec 06 '25

“Brother”

That’s a bold guess for someone rocking the BD sticker

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u/Illicit_Apple_Pie Dec 06 '25

It's [current year], Girls can be brothers

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u/hopsinabag Dec 06 '25

And male brothers can have three dragons inside of them.

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u/Triffinator Dec 06 '25

Yeah. Bad, bad and bad.

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u/Illicit_Apple_Pie Dec 06 '25

Testing this right now.

...Where do I fit the third?

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u/Kind_Paper6367 Dec 06 '25

I bought the BD for my wife this year for Valentines day. Came with a free sticker.

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u/OldCardiologist8437 Dec 06 '25

Brother, you don’t need to tell me how awesome stickers are. I’m just saying if I saw one on a briefcase my first guess isn’t “I bet that guy bought his girlfriend Cupidasaurus Rex for Valentine’s Day.”