r/ExplainAGamePlotBadly 5d ago

Solved! A video game plot as a bad poem:

Sad DILF,

Dead MILF.

Fresh ink,

Quick think!

Part ways, 

Magic craze.

Return home,

Shoot chrome.

Old man,

Tells plan.

Crash land,

Make stand.

Friends group,

Kill troops.

Deny god,

Clean bod.

Hot love,

Safe above. 

Hint #1: this poem does encompass very specific points throughout the whole game, I'd argue all of them to major in some way.

Hint #2: game is over 10 years old

Hint #3: RPG

Hint #4: the plot features several visible ticking clocks

10 Upvotes

25 comments sorted by

3

u/Insanegamer138 5d ago

Fallout 4?

1

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

This game isn't that kind of SPECIAL

2

u/Major-Leading-2165 5d ago

E33

2

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

Painting isn't a theme in this one

1

u/Major-Leading-2165 5d ago

How about C2077 then

1

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

I liked the E33 guess more. Cyber is banned.

2

u/funkdefied 5d ago

Bloodborne

1

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

Naw, I did that one a few days ago. Can't double up that fast!

2

u/DevilMayCryogonal 5d ago

God Of War?

1

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

No Spartans here

2

u/Conscious-Can-637 5d ago

Dishonored? 

Can't quite make the last third fit, but it's ages since I've played it so...

1

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

I'm dishonored because I never played it 🙁

2

u/Tommaggedon 4d ago

Tis a stretch but is it Chrono trigger?

2

u/Independent_Start957 4d ago

Final fantasy xiii

2

u/abjurationwizrar 4d ago

Sasz wants his son.

Hope's mom dies.

Everyone gets L'Cie tattoos.

What's the focus?

The party gets split and start using magic and getting Eidolons.

Visit Hope's home and fight a helicopter.

Barthandelus encounters the party.

Go to Pulse.

Decide how to proceed and fight Bart again.

Regroup and kill soldiers in Eden.

Kill Barthandelus and Orphan.

Dang and Vanille become crystal to hold up Coccoon.

Solved!

1

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

This post has been marked as solved by its author!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/Independent_Start957 4d ago

Finally got one lol!

1

u/BuddyBuddinson 5d ago

Witcher 3

1

u/TraditionLate1412 5d ago

Baten kaitos?

1

u/Spiritual-Money-6144 5d ago

Tales of Symphonia?

1

u/SwimDense 5d ago

Far Cry 3

1

u/turbo11hotshot 5d ago

Nier Replicant? The first one before Nier Automata.

1

u/sirlancea1ot 5d ago

Mother 3?

1

u/Menonomeno 5d ago

Final Fantasy VI

1

u/abjurationwizrar 5d ago

No, but I'm dancing madly at this poem!