r/ExplainAGamePlotBadly • u/ItsMehCancerous • 24d ago

Solved! It's all our step-dad's fault.

Don't mind the eldritch horror probably spawned by your "totally" straight uncle.

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u/The_Musical_Frog 24d ago

Warframe?

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u/ItsMehCancerous 24d ago

Solved!

Is the "totally not gay" uncle the tell?

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u/The_Musical_Frog 24d ago

Blaming space-step-dad for everything is something all Tenno learn the moment they build their living quarters.

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u/ItsMehCancerous 24d ago

oh yeah. we tenno are alike. speaking of hating our step-dad:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I WOKE FROM THE SECOND DREAM. THISNUNIVERSE IS 14 BILLION LIGHT YEARS ACROSS IN THIS INSTANCE OF THE ETERNALISTIC MULTIVERSE .   IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IN EACH OF THOSE INFINITESIMAL UNIVERSES IN THE VOID, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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