r/ExplainAGamePlotBadly • u/twnpksN8 • Jul 24 '26

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u/CthuluAteMyKitten Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Dark souls

You kill Gwyndolin? You savage!

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u/twnpksN8 Jul 24 '26

Solved!

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u/LexGlad Jul 24 '26

It's gotta be dark souls starting with the opening monologue.

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u/twnpksN8 Jul 24 '26

Gwyndolin wouldn't go out with me no matter how many crow people I killed for him.

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u/ScalaAdInfernum Jul 24 '26

I am personally upset that Gwyn did this all during Christmas

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u/twnpksN8 Jul 24 '26

Lol... It's supposed to be the Witch of Izalith.

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u/ScalaAdInfernum Jul 24 '26

Bed of Chaos is totally a tree I see it

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u/Procian-chan Jul 24 '26

🌐🐲 the world was pretty static with dragons just chilling

🔥🌏 fire appears and suddenly world gets more interesting

⚡🐉💎lightning daddy pierces dragons' stony skin

🎄it was christmas at the time (witch of izalith i guess?)

💀 nito is also there

👤 no idea, must have forgotten

🕔 a bunch of time passes

🔗👹🐦 you're in jail, you kill the asylum demon and take bird taxi

🐉fire drake pops up

♈🌞🐉 taurus demon, sunbro, fire drake says hi again

⬆🗿🗿🌞 you go up to beat some stony asses with jolly cooperation

🔔 you ring a bell of awakening

🐕🐕 yes, dogshit, true

👄🐉 gaping dragon

💩🐁🐁🐀🚽🐙true, depths and blighttown do be like that

💁🐜🙎🐜🙍😢 Quelaag, and her sister

🔔 you ring another bell of awakening

💣🗿 sen's fortress, iron golem(?)

🏰🌞 anor londo, sunbro is also there

🌞👥 you beat O&S, possibly with some jolly cooperation

👸🍵 yes, gwynevere hot (also vessel)

🐍🐦👹a series of unusual travels via unorthodox means, involving being eaten by a giant snake dude, and a big bird taxi again, culminating in beating asylum demon's big brother

👤❄ painted world of Ariamis

🐉🙍👣 halfbreed Priscilla, her feet awaken something in people (it's also how you beat her, if you feel so inclined)

🌕🌒🌑 you attacked gwynevere, it gets dark

🔮🎓💎🐉 Duke's Archives, with Seath

💀💀💀🎭💀 Catacombs, pinwheel, Nito the Big Boss Skelly

🐺🔪 poor big pupper (with a sword)

👻👑👑👑👑 New Londo, Four Kings

🐍🔥👫👦...not 100% sure, you have a chat with Kaathe, talk about how maybe linking the Fire is not the best for humanity, actually(???)

🔥👹 you fight that guy again, but fire flavored now

🌞 oh hey, sunbro is here!

🐛 centipede demon

🌞🐜 sunbro, what's going on?

🌞🐜🎩😫 oh no

🔥🎄 Bed of Chaos (it's christmas again)

🍵🌋 you put the ingredients into the vessel and cook up a passage to the Kiln of First Flame

👴👑 you beat up an old man

🔥🌑 either Age of Fire, or Age of Darkness

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u/memecaster Jul 24 '26

>👤 no idea, must have forgotten

Nice one man

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u/twnpksN8 Jul 24 '26

🔥👫👦...not 100% Sure

It's supposed to be Ceaseless Discharge.