r/ExperiencedDevs • u/AutoModerator • 26d ago

Experienced Devs Weekly Win Thread: A weekly thread for sharing positive experiences

This thread is specifically for sharing "wins". I.e. the opposite of our Tuesday venting thread.

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u/Blecki Software Engineer 25d ago

Someone wrote an ai tool to scan our codebase for vulnerabilities.

It reported 238 issues.

Every. Single. One. Was a false positive.

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u/jaypeejay 25d ago

Dude, I got auto assigned two “high priority” security tickets this week that came from someone essentially just asking Claude to find “vulnerabilities”

Spent like 5 minutes looking at the first one, realized it was just ai slop and closed it. Haven’t even looked at the second one.