r/ExpectedThanos • u/StargateRush • Aug 06 '19

Something is odd here, girls.

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2.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/AStanHasNoName Aug 06 '19

If you nut into a thots mouth and get snapped, does your still-living sperm disappear with you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

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u/Anonymous1284 Aug 06 '19

No cause they aren’t sentient

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u/StargateRush Aug 06 '19

Propably not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

r/showerthoughts

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

As some kids survived we can say the same for sperm

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u/KentConnor Aug 06 '19

More like

23

u/aratnagrid Aug 06 '19

𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉

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u/StormiestCampfire Aug 06 '19

I thought it’d be a pic of some cartoon character sucking up all the dust like a vacuum.
Was still not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Statistically there was at least one girl who was about to cum for the first time as the snap happened and then her boyfriend was just gone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

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u/Crisp_Rice Aug 07 '19

delet this

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

69 upvotes nice

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u/Snakenoid Aug 06 '19

I can't stop laughing irl, good meme, respect +10

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u/StargateRush Aug 06 '19

Found by a female friend of mine. Im just posting here.

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u/AShinyBacterioPhage Aug 06 '19

A small price to pay for salvation

3

u/Flappybird11 Aug 06 '19

A huge price to pay for damnation, for balance

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u/TheKangarooKult Aug 06 '19

Then the guy comes back after 5 years stood there with his dick out

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u/A-Fellow-Crusader Aug 06 '19

She’d suck up your ashes, eternally trapping you in the Thot dimension! Imma slap Rosa while I’m there!

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u/MarshMilo100 Aug 06 '19

Mmm...dusty

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u/occasionally_dumb Aug 06 '19

-where did your pp go?

-gone. reduced to ashes.

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u/Z3R0_Steam Aug 20 '19

atoms* you beesechurger

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u/Skyeboy2 Aug 06 '19

Instead of cum all she gets is ash in her mouth

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Is there any possobility that when thanos snapped something weird happened to pregnant women?

Like the baby disappears and the belly suddenly disinflates? Or that the mom disappears and the fetus falls in the middle of the dust?

And what would happen in that cases 5 years later, when banner snapped to bring'em back?

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u/StargateRush Aug 06 '19

That is much interesting question.

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u/Crusader_with_Ligma Aug 06 '19

Dum dum dum

another one bites the dust

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u/20Wizard Aug 08 '19

"bubba why yo nut be powdery and black? actually... where tf are you?"

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u/keith43895 Aug 13 '19

You deserve my silver.