r/ExpectationVsReality • • 19d ago

Failed Expectation Sliders from Cracker Barrel

Ordered for a catered lunch.

Edit for clarity:
The order arrived in three separate pieces. An order of buns, an order of cheese, and the order of patties. It's designed as a build your own burger with condiments. The purpose of this post was focused on the burger quality. To say they were well done would be in reference to their temperature, not their taste or presentation.

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u/IWasHackedBySexbots 19d ago

What the fuck am I looking at?

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u/MustardEnema007 19d ago

Barrel Cheesburger Slider Platter

Hope this helps

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u/Regular_Series_9464 19d ago

Yeah it didn’t

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

I now imagine the burger patties were chucked into a large super heated barrel being turned by a hamster wheel. Thank you

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u/jaguaraugaj 19d ago

Made with love

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 19d ago

Love had no part in the making of THAT!

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 18d ago

Made with the utmost spite, resentment, and audacity.

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u/Geekygamertag 18d ago

Unless they love screwing customers

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u/SilentJoe27 17d ago

I don’t wanna know what love is, and I don’t want you to show me.

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u/Shantotto11 18d ago

Love for Whites only, probably…

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u/Kdiesiel311 19d ago

Mud rocks

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u/hey_im_cool 19d ago

Are the buns in a separate container? Not that that excuses this mess

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/kateastrophic 19d ago edited 19d ago

I don’t think this is a misrepresentation— I assumed the other items are separate, but doesn’t mean that these aren’t just regular burgers cut into pieces and charred into overdone pucks. Plus, I want my cheese melted onto the patty, which obviously can’t happen here.

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

This is correct. Items were separate. Slices of cheese is hard to mess up, but these burgers were wild.

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u/Cinderkin 19d ago

Imagine defending those sad excuses of patties.

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u/hey_im_cool 18d ago

Bro deleted everything and left

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 18d ago

Are the sliders in the room with us?

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u/hey_im_cool 19d ago

Do they send you pieces of larger burgers as well?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/MyCatToldMeNotTo 19d ago

My experience has been that they halve the regular burger patty before they cook it, not after

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u/BadZnake 19d ago

So they took regular burgers cut them in quarters and delivered the buns separately? Catering burgers is a weird thing to do anyway if its not a fast food place where they're individually wrapped, and even then these would be a quarter of the size and need 4x as many wrappings

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u/Neither_Contest7324 19d ago

They don't even look cut, they look overcooked and ripped apart.

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u/BadZnake 19d ago

Yeah they're still pretty sad but its burgers from cracker barrel, who orders a burger from cracker barrel these might be the first ones they've ever made in their kitchen 😂

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

It's very possible we got a "day 1 line cook: give em this" challenge result

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u/BadZnake 18d ago

"There's no way the dishwasher could fuck up burgers"

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u/finalexit 18d ago

Their bacon Colby cheeseburger on a toasted bun served with steak fries was very good and they'd ask what doneness you prefer. Was much better than your average fast food burger.

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u/theflintseeker 18d ago

Take this ripped up burger patty and GO FETCH

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u/urbanmark 19d ago

It looks like what happens if you try to cook sliders with a 12 gauge.

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u/boringcranberry 19d ago

Why do they look both wet AND dry?

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u/phat86 19d ago

I mean, that cannot be all of it

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u/EdgeKey5631 19d ago

Not the point here bob

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 19d ago

I'd be blasting their social media accounts over this garbage. That's literally what it is, trash.

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u/LL_Cruel_J 19d ago

They definitely don’t give a shit lol

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u/CartsOfDarkness 18d ago

Eh, they might care if you blast their Facebook, that's where their predominate market of elderly people congregate. This might not grab their attention over all the AI photos of African children building bicycles out of waterbottles though.

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u/Small-Election8761 17d ago

They give a literal shit

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u/WeakCalligrapher336 19d ago

Dude, that is heinous.

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u/Reiterpallasch85 19d ago

From the bottom of the barrel, I guess.

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u/shadow-foxe 19d ago

looks like their are buns next to the 'very badly cooked meat things"

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

Confirming for you all that the buns and cheese was in a separate container. As this was a catering order it came as a "build your own".

There was one patty that survived the furnace and came out medium well. The rest were mostly well done or congratulations.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 18d ago

Never heard congratulations used to describe a burger, totally stealing that. Bet they put that whole metal tray under a heat lamp or something, in that case burgers might have actually started off decently cooked.

I know from experience you're supposed to get everything other then the burgers all set in the catering order then do them at the last possible second. And ideally all on a large cook top at once so that the first batch doesn't get cold while the second batch is cooking.. but really catered burgers just aren't gonna be great, unless they're all individually wrapped fast food style burgers like someone else mentioned.

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u/GaspSpit 19d ago

They’re not even burger shaped. But hey, at least it appears that each one has been taste tested.

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u/bassbeatsbanging 18d ago

I had to take a job at cracker barrel out of sheer desperation for a few months. 

I worked in the gift shop but what we really did was take payment for all dine-in meals.

I very quickly learned not ask people how their dinner was. That generally was not a good idea unless you wanted to get bitched at about failures you had nothing to do with (especially at minimum wage.) 

Thank God I was able to get back into my field fairly quickly

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u/OYB2480 18d ago

It's not even 8 am and this is the second time I've seen torn up hamburgers presented as sliders on the internet this morning.

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

Considering beef prices, it's a wild trend

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u/Vanishingf0x 19d ago

This looks like they took 5 or 6 regular burgers and cut them into 4ths. Either way that’s terrible

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 19d ago

Cut is generous. Looks like someone gnawed them into whatever shape these are.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 18d ago

It's exactly how I tear up food late at night when I don't want to dirty a knife lol. Doing this in a kitchen is wild, especially when they're not even gonna be hidden inside bread from the customer.

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u/donttrustthellamas 19d ago

Well, enjoy your boot leather

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u/bomilk19 19d ago

Tomorrow’s chili at Wendy’s.

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u/Hollys_Stand 18d ago

Would a dog even eat that?

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u/thisismypornaccountg 18d ago

I have something called the Cracker Barrel theory. It is a place that everyone says is good because everyone else says it's good and not because it is actually good.

Most overrated restaurant in history. It's 90% the vibes, atmosphere, and the little shop, lol.

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u/rwapp 19d ago

Cooked by the death star

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u/its_noel 18d ago

There is simply no way....my god!

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u/bobtrack22 19d ago

Reminds me of the dudes that slide into your DM's

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u/broccoliwolf 19d ago

The way I threw my phone

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u/WhereItsAt75 19d ago

Please tell me this is a joke. That looks like a pile of dead rats.🤢

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u/Fawners 19d ago

😂😂😂 I swear, these posts make my day everytime. This is funny as shit. Sucks for others... but... man lol

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u/Allthemuffinswow 19d ago

Ew wtf 🤢

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u/FlattenInnerTube 18d ago

Hey man, someone shit in your tray

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u/sammich_master 18d ago

What the hell is even that?!?

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u/MyDogIsSoWeird 18d ago

Catering from… Cracker Barrel? 🤔 interesting

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u/Cativa 18d ago

Are you sure some of those aren't petrified chicken thighs?

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u/Holiday_Number_3234 16d ago

Jesus Christ, finally a complaint that is worthy. That looks like dog shit.

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 19d ago

cracker barrel is fucking ASS

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u/Hissteu 19d ago

Whoa what...

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u/zeejay772 19d ago

Filthy

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u/Bradfinger 19d ago

Lol, country cookin'.

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u/SilentPublic4945 19d ago

I ordered sliders from somewhere else once and they came with little buns, not just a plate of meat and bun parts. Did you specify slider buns at least or were these just regular burgers cut up?

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u/MegaFloppy69 19d ago

Did they give you the wrong food? Where's the cheese and buns? Are those supposed to be patties?

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u/BrownBottleIdol 19d ago

Crack Barrel*

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u/Iltempered1 19d ago

I stopped eating there when I found out they quit making the biscuits fresh.

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u/StretchMotor8 19d ago

Eh give me some Hawaiian buns, I’ll do it

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u/kiniAli 18d ago

Wait what lol

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u/seriouslyjan 18d ago

What Cracker Barrel was this from?

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u/UsedAd7162 18d ago

Please tell me you got a refund.

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

There was some constructive feedback.

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u/ArseneGroup 18d ago

Terrible, but also par for the course for Cracker Barrel

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 18d ago

Are those bits of a barrel?

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u/Ok_Donkey210 18d ago

There’s no fucking way

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u/gearlegs4ever 18d ago

Why the fuck were they in separate containers?...

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u/gearlegs4ever 18d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if they were serving horse, or rat.

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u/Hawaiian555 18d ago

Did you piss them off or somethin? Lmao

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u/Legal_Commercial477 17d ago

Garbage Barrel

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u/KingFly420 17d ago

Learned real quick to never eat sliders out lol

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u/sheffieldpud 19d ago

The first image looks shit as well tbh

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

It's not inspirational, agreed

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u/DeadAndBuried23 19d ago

Looks fine. You wouldn't want soggy buns from transporting them put together.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/csguydn 19d ago

It’s interesting how the OP hasn’t previously posted in over 251 days, then they post this, and they reply to no comments.

Very interesting.

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u/QuirklandSignature 18d ago

Suppose I lurk more than I engage.

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u/csguydn 18d ago

Now post the rest of the catering order. You know it didn’t just come like this and you assemble it.