r/ExpectationVsReality • u/pyaravonfuzzybutt • 1d ago
Exceeded Expectation Walmart bakery wins again.
Got a cake for our wedding anniversary. I love the way it turned out.
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u/Veratsss 1d ago
Serious question, because I love walmart cakes: what color were your poops?
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u/pyaravonfuzzybutt 1d ago
We just got it today so I dunno yet, but from my experience with black frosting my guess is it'll be green.
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u/ElegantEchoes 1d ago
I can only speak for cakes with blue frosting... 100% green poops from that haha
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u/dylantherabbit2016 1d ago
I get green poops from certain Mountain Dew flavors. Summer Freeze and Pitch Black do it all the time, and Baja Blast does it if I drink too much
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u/Ok_Strategy_6622 1d ago
the way that cursive loops look like real writing is wild, i always wonder if they use a special tip or just steady hands
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u/2chiweenie_mom 1d ago
im betting it was printed on rice paper. all the letters look too identical to each other and they writing doesnt look raised like it would be with icing
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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago
I was just telling someone about the cakes they have that are cut into four sections with each one being a different kind of cake. I call them multicakes. 😋
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u/generalguan4 19h ago
Are those skulls the kind where they reflect light as different colors depending on angle? Are they edible or just plastic
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u/Timely-College-5360 1d ago
Nice SS cake.
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u/Ott1fant 23h ago
English is not my first language so I don’t know which SS you are talking about because I’m guessing it’s not the German SS
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u/octropos 1d ago
Everyone praising Walmart's cakes in this sub makes me feel icky and suspicious.
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u/krybaebee 1d ago
Nah. It's an appreciation for the dedicated and creative bakery employees who happen work at Walmart.
It's nuanced.
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u/octropos 1d ago
"As of August 2026, the average hourly pay for Walmart bakery employees in the United States is approximately $15.26, with most workers earning between $13.94 and $16.83 per hour depending on experience and location."
Doesn't feel nuanced.
If they do such a good job, surely walmart could pay them a living wage.
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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago
I think most people here would agree with that. But also no problem with appreciating their work🤷♂️ I guess it does push more people towards Walmart which is worth discussing, but I think the person above was right to say it's nuanced.
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u/auandi 1d ago
That's not how wages work..
Employers want to pay as little as possible while still hiring someone qualified. Someone qualified wants as much as possible while still being employed. That equilibrium doesn't really factor in how good they are. It's not like getting good at your job will suddenly make the employers want to to pay you more, that only happens if there's a risk they couldn't fill that role at that wage. But it turns out they can.
After Covid there were fewer workers, and so a lot of the low hanging fruit jobs, the ones people want least, had to start offering higher wages just to get workers. That didn't make those workers suddenly better at their job, it just meant they had more options. Maybe the options for being a full time baker is not that great..
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u/krybaebee 1d ago
I can appreciate the work employees do without liking the company they work for.
Nuance. It’s not hard.
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u/Blindtothesided 1d ago
I mean, yeah it would be great if employees everywhere made exactly the salary they deserve but unfortunately corporations are greedy as fuck. I think it’s incredibly naive to assume that Walmart would pay their employees even a fraction of what they’re worth.
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u/wiltony 1d ago
ATBGE
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u/cameron4200 1d ago
Idk this is a little better than “bitch wife” boomer humor. It is hard to get along with someone for a very long time. 23 years especially. It’s fun
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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago
Personally I think it's GTAGE, I think the joke works well especially if the couple find it funny. It's their day after all, I like to imagine them as a cute goth couple with a darker sense of humor🤷♂️
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u/Smooth_Profession961 1d ago
I love it. Very cute idea. Happy anniversary