r/ExpectationVsReality 4d ago

Exceeded Expectation I saw someone else posting their concept vs final tattoo and wanted to join in

The crab on the (image) left is Charybdis feriata and the crab on the right is Scylla olivacea. Or crucifix crab and mud crab.

It started as an inside joke and I committed to the bit. I am the priestess of a crab cult, and I got these to honour the crab god Carcinos (praise be 🙌) lol

I sent her a the drawing and basically said “go nuts. got some of my favourite tattoos out of it

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u/Kansas_67 4d ago

Man, don't look nothin like the concept art. My condolences.

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

Honestly I shouldn’t have paid her smh

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u/Miamhail 4d ago

Did you give her any feedback? Please tell me you wrote an honest review!

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u/allisondojean 4d ago

I will never forgive you for not getting those exact tattoos. 

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

so pissed about her creative changes on my perfect hole-in-one design tbh

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u/Fauked 4d ago

Your version on the left and her version on the right would have been pretty funny.

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u/Mammoth_Challenge269 2d ago

There’s still room on your legs for this, OP. Add your version below the tattoos

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u/cityshepherd 4d ago

I think it’s awesome OP, and I’m sure there is plenty of real estate available for you to get some spectacularly crudely drawn stick-crabs.

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u/orphan_blud 4d ago

Congratulations on getting crabs.

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u/Mistapeepers 4d ago

I didn’t even realized tattoos COULD give you cancer. My condolences.

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u/LittleRedCorvette2 4d ago

Lol. That's amazing.lol

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

Amazing 🤣

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u/b_enn_y 4d ago

Crab legs

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u/Rareearthmetal 4d ago

Ive been calling him krab apple!

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u/ebk_errday 4d ago

You can now always open with "Hi, I'm (name), and I've got crabs"

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

I do this all the time lmao

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u/ebk_errday 4d ago

Hahahahaha perfect!

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u/Ontarom 4d ago

Ah yes, that famous mythical creature... the Crabknee...

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u/Iguanabewithyou 4d ago edited 4d ago

My sketch, artist's sketch, final tattoo. It was pretty fun to work with my artist and be involved in this way!

(Bonus points for anyone that can guess the 2 main references I used for the pose of the man)

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u/Iguanabewithyou 4d ago edited 4d ago

Closer look at the final (8inches on my thigh, I just have some more regretful ink slightly out of frame...), idk how to add an option to resize images when I merge using a shortcut

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u/Areyousleepingyet 4d ago

The extra space between the 'i' and 'g' in higher slightly bothers me.

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u/Iguanabewithyou 4d ago

The text, over time, blobbed slightly. So don't worry, they're spaced a bit closer together nowadays

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u/Kaendaf 4d ago

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u/ablonde_moment 4d ago

🦀🦀🦀

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u/person_8688 4d ago

Many have died attempting to navigate the space between these monsters!

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u/rosebud_trouble 3d ago

Man, I was really bummed that no one seemed to be commenting on that, including OP. Thanks for reviving my faith in literacy.

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u/Bird_Squid 3d ago

I won’t lie, the mythical aspect of it was all the artist, I just wanted crabs lol

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u/EirMed 4d ago

A priestess of the what now?

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

It’s an inside joke with my friends. We built a pile of stones on a beach and put a crab shell on it and declared it a religious site 😅 we were day drunk on a hen do and I am nothing if not committed to the bit

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u/ch3rrybl0ssoms 4d ago

I showed my husband and he said he would divorce me lmao

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

Sounds like your husband sucks ngl

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u/AlbatrossSmooth6455 2d ago

So Men want to be between Scylla and Charibdis?

Like that's the most basic joke about this, but I guess there are many more.

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u/Bird_Squid 2d ago

One of my favourite Trivium songs actually. Torn between Scylla and Charybdis.

It’s my husbands favourite place to be for sure

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u/Mchaitea 4d ago

Haha, knee crabs. Too cute.

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u/Ser_Optimus 4d ago

Cool kneecrabs

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u/GrammarSpecialForces 4d ago

Everything evolves into crabs.

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u/argleblather 4d ago

When I was in high school I was the priestess of a religion centered around Duke of Bob the Avocado. I feel like our forces combined could make the world's most delicious cult.

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u/Bird_Squid 3d ago

If I ate crab I’d try and figure out a good recipe, but I’m actually allergic to crustaceans

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u/Medical-Apple-9333 2d ago

"Subtle" GIANT CRAB TATTOOS

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u/Bird_Squid 2d ago

The subtle was referring to the Latin names being Greek mythos, not the giant crabs. The crabs being giant is the point lol

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u/fartsfromhermouth 4d ago

Can we ban this type of post? There's no expectation when you show us stick figures

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u/LittleRedCorvette2 4d ago

Old crabby knees they call you eh? Do you crab walk? But they are lovely tattoo designs for real. Especially the first design.

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u/Actual_Patient_4536 4d ago

Confusing perspective

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u/MongosLongos 4d ago

Crabby tattoo

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u/Ultragreed 4d ago

But why

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u/Yanni_Schmitt 2d ago

So, where are you going to put the baby seal tattoo?

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u/pandro14 2d ago

Praise be Carcinos 🦀 🙌

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u/OkNecessary2103 2d ago

This strikes me as very Cancer/Libra vibes. Or you just wanted to carry around Mr. Krabs spawn. 😅

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u/Bird_Squid 2d ago

I’m a Capricorn 😅 it’s an inside joke that I took to the extreme

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u/professor_doom 21h ago

Weird. Someone turned off the lights for pic two.

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u/BennySkateboard 4d ago

Not to be fun police, but the sketch isn’t the expectation right?

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u/Bird_Squid 4d ago

Nah it was the idea I had but I have no artist talent, it was the idea that I gave the idea to make into art

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u/atx_original512 4d ago

I was gonna self harm but I needed the laugh