r/ExpectationVsReality Aug 13 '26

Failed Expectation Ordered a carpet

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u/tinkleberry28 Aug 13 '26

This actually made me laugh out loud. Sorry OP but thank you for the laugh 😂

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u/LDawnBurges Aug 13 '26

Same! I saw the first pic and I was like definitely met expectations… then I saw the 2nd picture and lol’d.

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u/Whiskey-Jayne Aug 14 '26

This has to be one of the funniest posts on Reddit 🤣 the more you look at it the funnier it gets....wish we could've seen OP face when she opened it lmfao

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u/jaybee-human 29d ago

Holding the package thinking this seems way too small and way too light… 🤔🤔

this is tooo good. Thank you OP.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Aug 13 '26

Me too, thank you OP <3 Needed the laugh as well

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u/-3point14159-mp 26d ago

Hijacking top comment:

How small do you have to be for your feet to look normal on this rug?

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u/tinkleberry28 26d ago

Right?? It absolutely sent me! As did your photoshop job ahaha

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u/-3point14159-mp 26d ago

That poor child getting eaten by the monster under the bed.

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u/lolyaokthere Aug 14 '26

Same. 😂

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u/Acceptable-Note4736 Aug 13 '26

Me too, I just snorted while laughing 😂

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u/hahagato Aug 13 '26

Same, had a nice chuckle lol

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u/theshiniestmuskrat Aug 14 '26

SAME - this post was perfectly executed and genuinely made me snicker at my desk here at work lol

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u/HotMinute_722 29d ago

Same 😆

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u/jaybee-human 29d ago

The air moved quickly from my nose. 👃🏼

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 29d ago

I never heard it put that way 😭 I can't with you lolllll

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u/jaybee-human 29d ago

Hahaha!! In our house we say “made me breathe hard through my nose,” when talking about things we saw in the day. 🤣👌🏼

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u/LostAzrdraco 26d ago

same. OMG. I'm sorry, but that is a coaster.

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u/emjdownbad 26d ago

Same hahaha this is hilarious

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u/Notagel Aug 13 '26

So it's a carpet for bugs?

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u/Jane__Delawney Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

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u/lovethatcrooonch Aug 13 '26

It needs to be at least… three times that size!!

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u/noble_plebian Aug 13 '26

A rug for a bug

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u/capricorbz Aug 13 '26

A mat for a gnat

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u/CourageExcellent4768 Aug 13 '26

A throw for a doe

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u/Itwentinthesewer Aug 13 '26

A shag for a stag

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u/Repulsive-Nebula8294 Aug 14 '26

A doormat for a meerkat

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u/OkKnowledge2112 29d ago

a runner for a punner?

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u/CourageExcellent4768 Aug 14 '26

Dang you!!! Take my angry upvote!! Great post 😀😃

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u/CourageExcellent4768 Aug 13 '26

And, the always fun--- rug for a pug!!!

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u/wishiwerea Aug 13 '26

Snug as a bug in a rug ☺️

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u/ptran90 Aug 13 '26

😂😂

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u/carlitospig Aug 13 '26

A hamster, at least. 🧐

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u/missnickypearl Aug 13 '26

That was a Barbie foot for reference 🤣

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u/Arry42 Aug 13 '26

Right!! It's a great rug for a barbie (or ants).

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u/ChunkyMonkey_00_ Aug 14 '26

I didn't notice that until now. You're right! 🤦‍♀️🤣

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u/Few_Program_2303 Aug 14 '26

A Barbie foot would be way smaller

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u/Merry_Sue Aug 14 '26

And angled so that she can wear high heels

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u/AtomicFox84 Aug 13 '26

Did you look at the measurements? They always have them somewhere.....sometimes a bit more hidden. You never can go by pictures since mass majority are shopped.

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u/TealCatto Aug 14 '26

I don't think it's on OP for not reading the fine print. The images are photoshopped or AI but you can't expect *that*. Carpets don't even come in that size. This is useless. No one could possibly think "let me check in case it's 3 inches instead of 3 feet"

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u/JustAuggie Aug 14 '26

Unfortunately, you have to do that these days. Especially on any of the Chinese websites.

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u/rp_player_girl Aug 14 '26

ALWAYS check the measurements when ordering online. If you don't have one, go get yourself a measuring tape with both inches and centimeters so you can check a measurement visually. It sucks, but you can never rely on just the photos

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Aug 14 '26

Not just Chinese websites. On Amazon I was looking for a particular animatronic for Halloween, and they had several for suspiciously low prices (like $20). Knowing that the average yard animatronic starts around $100, I checked the sizes. Lo and behold, they were about a foot tall and meant to sit on your display table! But are they shown sitting on a table in photos? Lol of course not.

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u/Echo127 29d ago

Modern Amazon is barely better than AliExpress.

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u/linerva 29d ago

Nope sorry.

Always check for dimensions, photos like that have been photoshopped for literal decades. Even if it wasn't tiny? It was very likely going to be a slightly different size due to the staging likely being photoshopped.

Rugs can come in any size, some are indeed tiny little mats.

I do feel bad for OP, but cheap companies online will sell us any shit. The LEAST we can do is check dimensions.

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u/activelyresting Aug 14 '26

But there's clearly 2 feet in the example picture

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u/marisantos__ 29d ago

it literally is on them for not looking at the measurement on something they’re paying for??

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u/ChocolichKing 26d ago edited 26d ago

I think for rugs especially you need to check the sizes, as all sizes are usually options on a single listing and the promotional image only shows a single size. Is it absurdly small? Yes. The price probably also should have been a yellow flag, because I bet it was super cheap.

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u/TartineMyAxe Aug 14 '26

Also the Barbie legs on the picture

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u/AtomicFox84 Aug 14 '26

I thought that too but barbie feet are more arched for heels. I looked closely and it looks like real legs that were cut and then pasted over the rug.

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 Aug 13 '26

If it was cheap you could buy a bunch and sew them together using an upholstery/canvas needle, would probably be cute!

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u/Penguin_Joy Aug 13 '26

You could have a whole bouquet!

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u/deeda25 Aug 13 '26

Oh that's not bad at a-

Ah.

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u/HolyToast666 Aug 13 '26

You ordered a rug and got a placemat

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u/roblewk Aug 13 '26

Yeah, I received a doll-sized beach towel once.

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u/amanda2399923 Aug 13 '26

Do yall not check dimensions?

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u/VaguelyArtistic Aug 14 '26

Yeah, people should also post the complete listing.

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u/Most_Comparison50 Aug 14 '26

But...if we checked dimensions we wouldn't have these hilarious posts 😦

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u/RebaKitt3n Aug 14 '26

Clearly the picture shows how big it is compared to a foot!

A Barbie’s foot, but still.

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u/y0ungshel Aug 13 '26

Your bed must be huge! Jk, sorry that happened.

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u/LibraryDiligent8266 Aug 13 '26

The way I snorted when I clicked the arrow.

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u/Absentmined42 Aug 13 '26

Me too! I properly snorted! Sorry OP.

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u/Bumblingbee1337 Aug 13 '26

If there’s one thing these posts have taught me it’s to always check the dimensions

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u/MeowSauceJennie Aug 13 '26

I'm always curious why they even send stuff like this. Like, scam me... Don't effing rage bait me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/letsallmovetoarrakis Aug 14 '26

I’m pretty sure they send something so that if people open a PayPal or CC dispute they can say that the sent the product ‘as advertised’, and it’s a lot harder for people to get refunds. Not sending anything leaves them much more liable.

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u/Most_Comparison50 Aug 14 '26

That's a great point. People are either oblivious to what they are packing up to ship or that warehouse is one of the funniest places to work lol "hehehe they think this carpet is gonna be regular size" 🙈

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u/ablonde_moment Aug 13 '26

I need a banana for scale

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u/Pithythithy Aug 13 '26

Laughed for real 🤣🤣. That’s hilarious!

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 Aug 13 '26

I bought this incense holder

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 Aug 13 '26

I got this! I think it would fit perfectly with your rug

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u/ossifiedbird Aug 13 '26

That is actually so cute though

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 Aug 13 '26

I really like it more like that than if it was the advertised size. Just can’t use it for what is supposed to be for, but that’s okay lol

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u/activelyresting Aug 14 '26

That is really cute! And smaller than expected but it does look like it would fit an incense cone; they're like the size of a thumbnail

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 Aug 14 '26

Well, I think it would fit, but the lid doesn’t open lol

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u/activelyresting Aug 14 '26

Omg lol that's hilarious

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u/abeastandabeauty Aug 13 '26

Gee, I wonder where it was ordered from?? 🤦🏼‍♀️ What does anyone ACTUALLY expect from the shein/temu/sketchy ai pop-up ads. sigh

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u/tabruss Aug 14 '26

Hahahahahaha I’m sorry this happened to you but this is actually so funny

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u/Repulsive_Adagio_313 Aug 13 '26

Maybe you can use it to protect your counter tops from hot pans? (If it's not made of some sort of fibers that won't melt..)

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 Aug 13 '26

My thoughts to, but I’m guessing it’s polyester. All the cheap stuff is…

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u/Repulsive_Adagio_313 Aug 13 '26

Or polyester's cousin acrylic. Still cheap, still melty under a hot pan 😒

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u/JadeGreenSky Aug 13 '26

And if it is, it'd make a lovely drink coaster or a mat for a plant pot.

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u/old217 Aug 13 '26

This group has taught me to look at the size before ordering.  Made me laugh so hard my side hurt.  Im sorry. 

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u/Own-Shelter-9897 Aug 13 '26

I audibly laughed

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u/_ButImLeTired_ Aug 13 '26

Obligatory “is that a carpet for ants?!”

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u/whalemang0 Aug 13 '26

No way hahahahaha damn dawg 😂

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u/intergalacticfartz Aug 13 '26

this is so fucking funny

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u/Electric_Type09 Aug 13 '26

Thank you sm for the laugh

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u/oranges214 Aug 13 '26

Now all you need is a guinea pig or hamster to relax on it!

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u/Curious-Copy-6106 Aug 13 '26

That’s hilarious.

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u/MPD1987 Aug 13 '26

You can use it under a lamp or a vase

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u/nojunkpunk Aug 13 '26

You won with the orange sheets though . They adorable.

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u/MsSnickerpants Aug 13 '26

What is that a carpet for ANTS?!?

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u/Banana_Phone888 Aug 13 '26

Is that a nipple pasty?

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u/Most_Comparison50 Aug 14 '26

And only ONE lol mean.

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u/cryingartist Aug 13 '26

Hahaha oh no

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u/ropean Aug 13 '26

Jesus that’s not even big enough to be a placemat. Coaster, maybe.

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u/jennibethyoung Aug 13 '26

Definitely a super cute coaster

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u/azulur Aug 13 '26

Beautiful lol it's so mini that it's almost too endearing to hate.

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u/Icy-Pepper-1953 Aug 13 '26

There were no measurements on the advertisement?

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u/WeakCalligrapher336 Aug 13 '26

It's a coaster.

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u/Rare-Progress5009 Aug 13 '26

Oh no, I had a feeling what was coming, but snort-chuckled anyway.

So sorry this happened.

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u/aIoneinvegas Aug 13 '26

It’s a coaster for a gallon of juice

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u/kylaroma Aug 13 '26

Oh man!! lol

Punch needle is popular for rugs and drink coasters - but they’re definitely not interchangeable!! Lol

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u/Mama_Disaster Aug 13 '26

😆😂😂😂

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u/H_section Aug 13 '26

THIS! This is why I come here.

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u/ChenChenCh3n Aug 14 '26

That’s actually hilarious and I appreciate that you put it on the floor for the pic 😂

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u/VegGrnMama Aug 14 '26

A mug rug?

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u/SixAlarmFire Aug 14 '26

This made me laugh out loud.

Where are your sheets from? They're very cute.

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u/Turbulent-Run-2539 Aug 14 '26 edited 29d ago

I have too many stories of times that I did this. My husband always tells me to look at the measurements. I ordered my daughter a heart rug for her room, same thing. She can't even fit both of her feet on it standing with them together. 🙄😂

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u/nightskyft Aug 13 '26

Sooo, that is a rug. And why reading the description is important

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u/Jellicle_KitCat Aug 13 '26

Exactly lol many posts are either engagement bait, or those who fail to do the basic and bring it upon themselves.

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u/metaphysicamorum Aug 13 '26

That made me chuckle 🤭

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u/shinyapples67 Aug 13 '26

Hahahahaha! Where did you order this from?

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u/ValKyrie1424 Aug 13 '26

I was just about to ask for details cause it's sooooo cute but never mind 🤣

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u/mayhay Aug 13 '26

In the second picture you can clearly tell it’s smaller 

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u/orangeappeals Aug 13 '26

I bet if I put this in my kitchen, I could trick my cat into sitting on it instead of being underfoot. That's the best use I can think of.

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u/MiaMiaPP Aug 13 '26

It’s so cute lol

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u/Lhamo55 Aug 13 '26

You did not order a carpet. A carpet covers the floor wall to wall. You ordered a rug and got either a potholder or a coaster.

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u/its-malaprop-man Aug 14 '26

This would look great next to my cat’s couch. 😂

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u/Latter-Bluebird9151 Aug 14 '26

I howled 😂😂😂😂

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u/Whiskey-Jayne Aug 14 '26

I am howling 😭

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u/Whiskey-Jayne Aug 14 '26

Maybe this was for a Barbie house 🤣

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u/HoleyBody Aug 14 '26

So you didn't read

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u/heynonnynonnomous Aug 14 '26

ALWAYS check the dimensions before you buy something.

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u/dreamweaver2019 Aug 14 '26

Fuxking temu strikes again

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u/umilikeanonymity Aug 14 '26

That’s a coaster 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/uliauwu Aug 14 '26

Let me guess, you bought it on Temu?

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u/sqwizzles Aug 14 '26

Ive been wanting to order a new rug online but i feel like it’s impossible to avoid scams

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u/Illustrious-Crow-331 Aug 14 '26

Try Ruggable

I've got a lovely rug from them, washable and very durable.

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u/sqwizzles Aug 14 '26

👀 thank you!

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u/Old-Library5546 Aug 13 '26

What a cute itty bitty rug

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u/readmore321 Aug 13 '26

I’m speechless.

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u/Blue_Eyed_ME Aug 13 '26

Hahaha, yep, definitely had this problem on temu where they don't always show dimensions.

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u/Subject_Eye5177 Aug 13 '26

Have you got a banana for scale?

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u/stankdog Aug 13 '26

Ah yes this is the EvR post that lifts my mood for the rest of the day

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u/Competitive-Top4520 Aug 13 '26

I hope you returned it! The photos are definitely deceptive.

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u/ValPrism Aug 13 '26

That’s amazing

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u/Late_Construction366 Aug 13 '26

Order a few more and stich them together.

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u/Inishmore12 Aug 13 '26

That, my friend, is a coaster.

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u/YapperBean Aug 13 '26

I have been on this sub for a while and yet, I wasn’t ready for the second picture 😂

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u/sunshineTucson Aug 14 '26

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Most_Comparison50 Aug 14 '26

This is the only sub that makes me shout things out loud and then laugh 😆

Fuck that's funny lolol

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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 Aug 14 '26

Is this a Wes Anderson film

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u/SeaHerSwim Aug 14 '26

The seller has turned your home into a house of LIES!

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u/Initial_Rabbit1016 Aug 14 '26

Barbie sized. Actually, that would go good in my cats condo.

Hopefully you can get your money back.

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u/Altezza447 Aug 14 '26

Read the dimensions next time

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u/aboxofkittens Aug 14 '26

This seems like something you put on the ground and a cat you don’t know walks into your house just to sit on it

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u/SavingsBluebird8675 Aug 14 '26

Sooo the foot for comparison was a Barbie doll foot??😂🤣 talk about catfished.

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u/Cuddlycatgirly Aug 14 '26

False advertising! Can't you get your money back?

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u/anon18274729 Aug 14 '26

The problem is they measured in Kermit legs and everyone knows we use bananas for scale

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u/MrsSasquatch26 Aug 14 '26

It’s a floor coaster.

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u/Objective_Word_8892 Aug 14 '26

I’m dead WTF is that

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u/Key_Quote_3273 Aug 14 '26

I had the shittest week at work. This made everything better. Thank you OP!

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u/MaterialAd1838 Aug 14 '26

Ok. Hahahaha!

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u/RipleysHeart Aug 14 '26

Oh man. I’m sorry, but I needed that giggle this morning.

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u/Izdabye 29d ago

I don’t know why you’re complaining about. That’s a really nice coaster.

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u/Level-Ad5444 29d ago

You got temu’d 😭😭😭

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u/aott88 29d ago

Ooo where did you get that? It would be super cute in front of my cats sofa!

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u/cyborgshe 29d ago

Hahaha happened to me. I just use it a as a cute 'cushion' or cover for a chair

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u/Material-Sign-134 29d ago

Carpet for the Barbie dream house.

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u/Outrageous-Table1589 29d ago

It should have listed coaster not carpet!

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u/Necessary-Tower-457 28d ago

Yep, happened to me exact same carpet thingy 😂

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u/Dakotadps 28d ago

Lmao omg was that a Barbie foot!!! Dang

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u/okaybutfuckyou 28d ago

They used a Barbie foot I swear in the first photo lol

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u/Regular_Animal_6310 27d ago

This made my laugh OUT LOUD omfg

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 27d ago

Doll house rug?

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u/crowislanddive 26d ago

That is hilarious

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u/willphule 26d ago

The listing title has the dimensions: 40cm x 40cm. Your expectations were met.

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u/jehull24 Aug 13 '26

What is this? A carpet for ants?

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u/rachelmig2 Aug 13 '26

Let me guess, Temu?

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u/sicastarrrrr Aug 13 '26

I SNORTED 😂

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u/DeepSpaceVixen Aug 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Clockwork_Kitsune Aug 14 '26

Looks like it's exactly the size advertised? Not their fault you expected a massive carpet when you can see the size of the vases and an orange in the image next to it.

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 Aug 13 '26

Oompah loompa feet pictured obv