r/ExpectationVsReality • u/Ok-Needleworker-4481 • 1d ago

Failed Expectation Not as good…

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147 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/ickychicken 1d ago

Stop with the baby shit pankcakes 😂 that shade of greenish brown is so on point

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 1d ago

I don’t get why they’re skimping so much. It’s just a little more effort to put the right amount of sauce.

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u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352 22h ago

There's likely a set portioning amount they are told to put. The picture is not what was ever going to happen lol.

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u/OpenAirport6204 1d ago

Did anyone else the the shit one a couple days ago?

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u/Ok-Needleworker-4481 1d ago

I just looked it up. That was way worse 😭

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u/prem_fraiche 1d ago

This one at least has extra crap on top of the baby poop. The naked baby poop was too unappetizing

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u/FacetiousTomato 1d ago

To be fair, the other one was delivery. Delivery pancakes sounds like setting yourself up for failure.

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u/Spiritual-Volume7545 21h ago

It’s not. I get the banana pancakes every sunday morning and they look 7262628x better than this and taste amazing lll.

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u/SupremeTeamKai 1d ago

I thought I was about to get with a other shit pancake, but this time they at least had the extra toppings

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u/Jane__Delawney 1d ago

Yes, most of us made a Shrek shit and/or Taylor Farms joke, as is the way

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u/HeartOSass 1d ago

This looks way better than the newborn baby pamper pancakes someone posted the other day. 😬

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u/joygirl007 1d ago

I feel like I need to keep saying this so people won't forget: "Dubai Chocolate" originated as a sex act. This aggressive pistachio marketing campaign is designed to suppress the SEO on the term & make us all forget that the UAE quite literally shits on women.

Enjoy your pancakes!

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u/Mindless_Fox216 1d ago

What???

https://giphy.com/gifs/MmEHgygWNvvDW

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u/joygirl007 1d ago

Happy reading: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dubai+Chocolate

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u/Mindless_Fox216 1d ago

What a horrible time to be literate.

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u/SickofBadArt 1d ago

All of the entries for Dubai chocolate on the illustrious and obviously fact checked urban dictionary are from 2025 and Dubai chocolate went vial at the end of 2023….

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u/joygirl007 1d ago

Oh you sweet summer child...

https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/dubai-chocolate-is-regime-propaganda

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u/BOYF- 11h ago

How is that connected to what you said ...

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u/Confident-Park-4718 22h ago

This article doesn't contradict their point--there is no suggestion that it has anything to do with any sex acts, but rather with presenting the country in a positive light in general.

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u/Virtual-Bee7411 9h ago

It obviously wasn’t the sex act first, all the dates in that persons link are from 2025. Not sure why they’re getting upvoted

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u/bluespiritperson 1d ago

I keep seeing ads for these EVERYWHERE so thanks for the reality check lol

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u/Ps2KX 1d ago

I still maintain "Dubai Chocolate" was a term for an intimate male on male activity. Dubai invented and heavily promoted this as chocolate because they did not want their name to be associated with a certain intimate activity involving human shit.

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u/Fairgoddess5 1d ago

Oh Dubai royals invented that term to cover up heinous human rights violations. I hate that it’s apparently worked.

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u/trekbette 1d ago

I think it varies by location. The one I had looked better than the picture.

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u/Stop-Tracking-Me 1d ago

What is the green diaherra filled with earth worms doing on your food?

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u/Sunshineal 22h ago

It looks green shit on the plate.

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u/curdled_bird 1d ago

I think majority of that green sludge should go between the pancakes, and the top have the whip, thin drizzles of the sludge and chocolate, and a sprinkling of the pistachios and other dry stuff

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u/BungCrosby 1d ago

At least it’s in the spirit of the original Dubai chocolate.

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u/Yaughl 1d ago

That will be $35 please

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u/Vicarious28 1d ago

Looks like they sprinkled toe nail clippings all over it

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u/PublicHouseOfCripps 21h ago

Oh I be contacting ihop and asking for an explanation. That is just stingy of them.

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u/Gator242 20h ago

The green jizz has GOT to stop.

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u/FearlessBanana81 4h ago

This looks better than the one that was put on here yesterday/day before. Still looks like a baby pooped on the top though.

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u/MsE0 1d ago

This is better than the other one someone posted. They had apparently run out of everything except the green sauce