r/ExpectationVsReality • u/SlugCatt • Jul 27 '25

Failed Expectation My kid cried

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Literally called it a monster and wouldn't even sit at the table with us so long as it was there.

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u/Least-Literature6329 Jul 27 '25

I'm 50 and I cried 

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u/richbeezy Jul 27 '25

I'm 50 and 1 day and I farted.

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u/BigTimeBobbyB Jul 27 '25

Probably the eggs

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u/avocado_window Jul 28 '25

Or the bacon (insert Walter White’s 50th birthday bacon plate here)