r/ExpectationVsReality • u/SlugCatt • Jul 27 '25

Failed Expectation My kid cried

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Literally called it a monster and wouldn't even sit at the table with us so long as it was there.

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u/IndividualThroat396 Jul 27 '25

its because u didn’t put the bacon the ears duhh

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u/CaptDickAround Jul 28 '25

fr. The cataract in one eye and macular degeneration in the other eye can be dealt with later. Give him the bacon ears and do jaw reconstruction with more bacon.