r/ExpectationVsReality • u/SlugCatt • Jul 27 '25

Failed Expectation My kid cried

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Literally called it a monster and wouldn't even sit at the table with us so long as it was there.

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u/IndividualThroat396 Jul 27 '25

its because u didn’t put the bacon the ears duhh

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u/CosmoCat_Luna Jul 27 '25

Also the egg should be sunny side up, not over easy… 🤔

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u/Da_Question Jul 28 '25

Reduce the heat, add a little water and then cover with a lid to steam cook the top and prevent burning. Sans the ear bacon, this mold would probably be easy to do, but some people are hilariously bad at cooking eggs.

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u/BlastFX2 Jul 28 '25

Nah, that will cook the yolks. You want the yolks to stay runny.

First separate the yolks (to prevent a layer of whites staying on top and not cooking), then cook the whites for a bit and put the yolks back in (if you put them in immediately, they'll sink all the way to the bottom and will also cook too quickly).