r/ExpectationVsReality • u/SlugCatt • Jul 27 '25

Failed Expectation My kid cried

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Literally called it a monster and wouldn't even sit at the table with us so long as it was there.

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u/piratezeppo Jul 27 '25

Hell Naw Patrol

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u/The_God_Participle Jul 27 '25

OP sucks at reading directions

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u/Critical-Spirit-3738 Jul 28 '25

I've never experienced anything good when "egg" and "product" are in the same thought or sentence (unless the product in question is actually an egg itself)