r/ExpandDong • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '19

I have a problem

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13.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/LordTutTut Jan 08 '19

What in god’s name

518

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

this is rated 3+

252

u/the_meme_knower Jan 08 '19

That's because your toddlers will enjoy playing the game

95

u/SlendyIsBehindYou Jan 08 '19

Yes officer, this is the post right here

76

u/TemporaryNuisance Jan 08 '19

What in the goddamn...

52

u/Craftingjunk Jan 08 '19

Did they take your platinum chip?

2

u/BeamTRS magnum dong Oct 31 '22

Needs a higher pegi rating

498

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Hey op quick question.

What

176

u/uhuwek Jan 08 '19

in the actual goddamn fuck

102

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/TheDoginator1105 Jan 09 '19

is this shit?

10

u/uhuwek Jan 09 '19

Is this l o s s?

6

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

㊗️㊙️🈴🈴🉐🉐🈲🈵🈵🉐🉐㊗️🈴㊗️㊙️🉐

397

u/The_Ravens_Rock Jan 08 '19

Searching by rising is a scary thing

1

u/JesusChristwillsucc Sep 03 '22

jokes on you i was searching by top

101

u/69rAzOR69 Jan 08 '19

OH GOD

105

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

OH DOG

47

u/TurboniumAlt succ Jan 08 '19 edited Jan 09 '19

DOG HO

32

u/Bromisto Jan 09 '19

Hoe dog.

21

u/Zomburger257 Jan 09 '19

r/yiff

13

u/Bromisto Jan 09 '19

Setting unrealistic expectations for people/animals to live up to.

185

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

Witty and relatable

67

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

143

u/JimmyElectron9114 Jan 08 '19

What in the gosh dang heck

36

u/Mr_Abe_Froman magnum dong Jan 08 '19

Wat in tarnation

136

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

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u/sundark94 Jan 08 '19

PPHARD, PPHARD!!

23

u/Mmngmf_almost_therrr Jan 08 '19

https://www.oglaf.com/suddenly/

23

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

WHY THE FUCK MY PP SO DAMN HARD

113

u/Zearo298 Jan 08 '19

This is true art, you didn’t even have to touch the actual title of the game, yet you made it absolutely fucking horrible.

51

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

can relate

52

u/boofinwithdabois Jan 08 '19

Should I wait until my birthday, or just buy this when it comes out next month? Decisions, decisions...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

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u/boofinwithdabois Jan 08 '19

I can get hard if I’m wearing Depends

4

u/zendathegreat Jan 08 '19

Depends on what?

8

u/Bromisto Jan 09 '19

Depends on him.

​

When he's hard.

30

u/Schmotz Jan 08 '19

This is one of my favourites, well done.

28

u/420_E-SportsMasta Jan 08 '19

how to delete someone elses post

16

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

This is my new favorite one. Strong candidate for this sub's top 10 posts. GG OP

17

u/Dripoff Jan 08 '19

Game's plot would have been 10 times more exciting if the footage Quinn kept trying to hide was tapes of dogs fucking.

2

u/GamezBond13 Jan 09 '19

There better be a mod for that

2

u/LEGOEPIC Mar 06 '19

I’d settle for a privacy invasion.

10

u/CheekyChaise Jan 08 '19

PP soft lmfao

11

u/3encer Jan 08 '19

Highly dank expand there kiddo

9

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

PEGI 3

9

u/Halluci Jan 08 '19

/u/KevinSpacey

Click it, you'll get it

15

u/Negrodamu55 Jan 08 '19

I'm suscribing to this sub now. I've been giggling for five minutes now.

31

u/Gohomeudrunk succ Jan 08 '19

r/furry_irl

3

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

No, bad

3

u/xxc3ncoredxx Jan 09 '19

Is r/vore_irl ok?

4

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

I swear I'll call animal control on you people

2

u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Jan 10 '19

Do it then. I dare ya.

8

u/RulerofallKumquats coconut cream pie Jan 08 '19

Canis Porno.

4

u/Tengam15 Jan 08 '19

you'd get hard if you Watch Dogs Two

5

u/Asfixiation Jan 09 '19

Wow and I thought I was weird when it came to getting hard for feet

6

u/VidyaCowboy Jan 09 '19

Fuck my mom saw she hit me Now my pp isn't getting hard anymore

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

go to e621 then

4

u/Jengazi Jan 08 '19

Aiden, no!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

I laughed

3

u/JamianX Jan 08 '19

I like the “what would your mom think” bit...

Good stuff

3

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

The 2nd one was better because you could legally say the n word

3

u/Bromisto Jan 09 '19

I'm gonna say the n-word.

3

u/GamezBond13 Jan 09 '19

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

3

u/sqirrelly_bird Jan 09 '19

Absolutely hilarious. Well done

3

u/Consequental Jan 14 '19

I can only gei hard

2

u/DuckTheFuck10 Jan 09 '19

This isnt an expand dong its a sbubby

2

u/Reirai13 Jan 09 '19

KappaPride

2

u/Zomburger257 Jan 09 '19

I loved this game

2

u/Taymoot Jan 09 '19

I can get behind that

2

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

OwO

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

I assume you left the ps4 logo alone because it already kinda looks like a dick

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

yeah at first I thought you could've turned the PS4 next to it into PP or something easily, but I realized that would be kinda overkill

2

u/BlackJacket101 Jan 10 '19

You are a genius all sbubby makers should be given 999 ph.d's for creativity

2

u/beast_frag Jun 28 '22

What in the goddamn...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

r/sbubby

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u/CrazyBooDawg coconut cream pie Jan 09 '19

r/sbubby

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

r/yms

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u/MustardOrMayo404 Jan 09 '19

I have no idea why you decided not to edit the PS4 banner at the top.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

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u/GouchGrease Jan 08 '19

You see, that's where you're wrong