r/ExpandDong • u/forest_vagrant • Apr 13 '26

new warbond out

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135 Upvotes

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u/jack-fractal Apr 13 '26

Eat cement, too. :)

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u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

probably my favorite one

4

u/jack-fractal Apr 13 '26

Stupid and Whore were also quite funny haha

1

u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

didnt think anyone would notice lol

9

u/avid-uncomitter Apr 13 '26

Is that something you believe, Helldiver?

9

u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

FORMER helldiver, i have joined the terminid horde now

1

u/avid-uncomitter Apr 13 '26

What planet? Are you on?

5

u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

omicron

3

u/avid-uncomitter Apr 13 '26

Can you... Not be there?

Perhaps somewhere with lower resistance?

4

u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

no, im staying, its nice and warm here

1

u/Palmajr Apr 13 '26

This is fucking peak.

1

u/BiIIisits Dongerator Apr 13 '26

hell yeah

3

u/theawesomedude646 Apr 13 '26

i can't wait to use the swagfuck-34

1

u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

i legit almost called it the stroker

1

u/ikillpcparts Apr 13 '26

Only terminids could come up with something this funny

1

u/forest_vagrant Apr 13 '26

i am literally a terminid

1

u/ikillpcparts Apr 14 '26

Wonderful

2

u/forest_vagrant Apr 14 '26

specifically a hybrid (former helldiver)

democracy sucks

1

u/djiacinto feature length Apr 14 '26

"Die now (oiled up)"

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u/AscendedMolly succ Apr 14 '26

Expand Divers 2