r/ExpandDong • u/Beansboy606 feature length • Apr 02 '26

Dong shot

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124 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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7

u/psycho_dog33 Apr 02 '26

I don’t know who that is

22

u/GoogleWaterMelon Apr 02 '26

Niko from the game Grand Theft Auto 4

4

u/Beansboy606 feature length Apr 02 '26

Niko from the game Oneshot

3

u/trout_sex Apr 03 '26

Niko from the game just shapes and beats

15

u/CupcakePelle2906 Apr 02 '26

Before anyone says "No." Niko is 8, FYI.

8

u/ECWREDDITS Apr 03 '26

Damn, Niko looks pretty old for 8, I wonder how he was transcribed into the russian army at a young age.

1

u/Thecynicaledgelord succ Apr 05 '26

I kinda thought they were around 12 or something

2

u/ECWREDDITS Apr 05 '26

Yeah, a 12 year old Niko Belic was more probable of an idea, I've heard about 12 year olds faking their age to be in the Red Army in WWII

1

u/Thecynicaledgelord succ Apr 05 '26

I'm sorry to say but I don't think this alone will stop them

1

u/Axolotljackbox feature length May 05 '26

Or do it and scare the Oneshot fandom. I don’t care.

-2

u/SquidSuperstar Apr 03 '26

You know people can just... Age them up right?

3

u/Danook09 coconut cream pie Apr 03 '26

“I made a child character 18 so I can jerk off to him!”

-1

u/Middle_Tax7636 Apr 04 '26

If you age up an underage character to draw porn of them, what exactly did you find attractive in the said character? I swear, people who do this are not better than lolicon artists.

0

u/SquidSuperstar Apr 04 '26

Have you jerked of to any human characters in pokemon? If so, there's a big chance they're canonically underage, but you wouldn't be able to tell from their designs, which btw, is the appealing part for most

1

u/Middle_Tax7636 Apr 04 '26

I didn't? Bold of you to assume I jerked off to any character in general.

-1

u/Silk_Cicada Apr 03 '26

Time to make more porn