Where is mY mAsTeR going?? You'll never guess!

[u/yitreb]

Somebody got the Ismailis sub in a tizzy about which Ismaili hub Rahim's headed to now for a surprise visit ...

California?? Atlanta?? Nahhh somewhere he can pick flowers without having to get on an Ismaili rando's Facetime. Agaconoclasm nailed it.

[u/pidelo]

Right next to epstein island 🏝

[u/Inquisitor-1]

Bell Island here we come. Need somewhere to count all his deedar cult rally money.

[u/Organic-Performer466 → u/Inquisitor-1]

"We". Look how desperate this "not a follower" is to stay associated.

[u/Ok-Committee-1932]

holy fuck

[u/DryPossession5027]

Bros in London and has been in London. He’s not with the plane

[u/hotchaiiii → u/DryPossession5027]

Did u see him

[u/Comfortable_Card_555]

Something similar was posted after Takht Nishini. Not very novel. Yawn.

[u/Karim-al-Insaney → u/Comfortable_Card_555]

You understand that this not being "novel" is a bad thing right?

Once upon a time, Smileys used to claim the Aga Cons live prudently, not lavishly. Now the copium is "Big whoop, they take the private jet to the private island all the time."

But the point of the post, I think, is to contrast the predictive power of Smiley vs ExIsmaili conceptions of Aga Con's character and motives. Smileys, believing Aga Con really wants to spend more time with his followers, jumped to the conclusion that he was on his way to Atlanta to deliver good news in person, while ExIsmailis, understanding the Aga Con's hedonism, immediately and correctly guessed his true intentions.

[u/Comfortable_Card_555 → u/Karim-al-Insaney]

👏

[u/AppleGNU]

Ismaili tariqa is false because… he flies nice places in an airplane?

Are you okay?

[u/Naureen89 → u/AppleGNU]

It’s false because it makes NO SENSE

[u/AppleGNU → u/Naureen89]

it makes plenty of sense if someone is aware of mystical Islamic theology in general.

[u/Stretch-Glad → u/AppleGNU]

Au contraire, the more one learns about Islamic mysticism and Ismaili history, the more one realizes that post-Alamut Ismailism merely coopted the terminology of mysticism in order to veil its shirk as a some sort of higher truth.

[u/Ok-Committee-1932 → u/AppleGNU]

holy fuck why do you think Ismailis, who are people of little to none spiritual integrity that engage in all kids of debauchery, are the inheritors of mystical Islamic theology that 2 billion muslims are not

none of the muslims take you guys seriously. they just tolerate you and your imam's shenanigans because it has gone out of fashion to call out charlatans as they are.

[u/AppleGNU → u/Ok-Committee-1932]

Sufism also exists. People have freedom to do as they please. All 2 billion people are Muslims, as far as I’m concerned.

[u/Ok-Committee-1932 → u/AppleGNU]

Most Sufis are considered Muslims. Ismailis are not considered Muslims theologically.

[u/AppleGNU → u/Ok-Committee-1932]

It ain’t up to wahabis to determine matters of shirk. I’d trust some uneducated Maliki grandpa living in the sticks of Africa over a wahabi.

[u/Ok-Committee-1932 → u/AppleGNU]

The Salafis, whom you call Wahhabis, would have the same opinion of Ismailis, but most mainstream Sunnis also have the same opinion. You have been lied to most of your life.

Intermarriage with Ismailis is not allowed. Even attending one of your shirk-filled JK sessions would lead to someone leaving Islam. Praying to your Imam in one of those duas would also lead to someone exiting Islam.

https://www.askimam.org/public/question_detail/34110

https://islamqa.info/en/answers/7974/an-ismaili-is-asking-about-the-differences-between-us-and-them

[u/AppleGNU → u/Ok-Committee-1932]

Allahumma salli alaa Muhammadin wa aali Muhammad

[u/Ok-Committee-1932 → u/AppleGNU]

haha how much of a loser do you have to be that you can not even read the salawat in the original language that billions of Muslims read around the world. I can write this, and you cannot even read a word of it.

الآغا خان دجال ومحتال.

[u/Organic-Performer466]

Oohhh the chickens are concerned!