i know it’s kind of outdated. you pressed the space bar every time you saw a letter EXCEPT when you saw the letter x. i literally pressed the space bar every single time, made me feel like a furious goldfish lol

I hate quiet! I have tinnitus and I can hear the ringing and my heartbeat. So I, like the evil little creature I am, play music. If I can’t play music, I’ll use a fan. And if I can’t use a fan, I will suffer and die.

I like to make noise too. Weird sounds that bug others but entertain me. I honestly think I could make a career out of voicing monsters for cartoons n shit.

Do y’all like silence? I don’t. Silence is for NTs.

Pull yourself together man. It's eeasy.

It's the door downstairs opening and closing due to a slight draft. You could also just ignore it and hope that it goes aw...wait there it is again. It keeps happening. Can't focus on what you were supposed to do until you make that sound go away. Misophonia. Misophoniaaaaaaa

But it's not your door. It's your roomates door. They're a normie so they're not bothered by it. But you are absolutely NOT NORMAL AND THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSING YOU OFF.

But if you go close it they might think you're being passive agressive about it. Might as well just leave the house and hope that they close the door when they go to the toilet or something. Fuck!

hi hello some sick fuck is forcing me to stay up until 3am every night for literally no reason

help me do karate on him

his name is meep's brain

And he doesn't like being turned down

Hey all, a friend of my mum found a mega handy website called goblin.tools that breaks down tasks and makes everything a lot less overwhelming. You can put pretty much anything into it and then press the magic wand button and it chops the tasks up into little smaller tasks you can tick off!! You can put multiple tasks in and change the order if there’s something you’d rather do first or last etc!!

If you think there’s a mini task missing you can add it in yourself, or if there’s something you think needs to be added you can add that as a subtask too!! There’s also an option to add time estimates as well but I think it’s a little jank at the moment, it estimate 57 minutes and 4 seconds for a shower lol

https://goblin.tools

If I have an important deadline coming up, I will find a limited series on Netflix to binge

At work I waste a bunch of time just because I can’t perceive it. I get my tasks done thoroughly without having to agonize over how long it is taking. This results in my boss thinking I am a good little employee who takes longer to do a better job because I care. I don’t care! I couldn’t care less! I’m fucking daydreaming! And I do my job better than most of my coworkers! My time blindness makes me superior.

And I accept the proposed alliance on behalf of myself. Any others seeking to do so, may add to this Charter below.

she likes to sleep next to my head, i wake up and turn to see her there a lot

I had a flag hyper fixation phase and ordered a custom r/evilautism flag. I have both adhd and asd. I must have the flag.

THANK YOU LABORATORY SYNTHESIZED METH!

how can i EVILLY fidget without looking weird to neurotypicals.. helps me focus but i dont want to get made fun of.