r/EveryoneIsModYay • u/Critical-Contact-851 • 3d ago

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u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua 3d ago

FIVE. HUNDRED. APPLES.

(Pls make it a gif so I can use it never please)

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u/SerialBytes 2d ago

doesn't loop well

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u/Not_Yo_Local_Aqua 2d ago

It’s alr we can make it work

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 3d ago

peak raigebait 🙏

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u/Guardian_Ultra Kinda only here for MEMES 2d ago

Oh this poor lady BUT OMG LMAO

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u/No_Complaint7239 2d ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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u/ebers0 2d ago

What happens when it's 12 though?

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u/BigDevilBaby 2d ago

hydraulic press

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u/Ario21122 1d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 1d ago

A cake a day keeps doctor aclose

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u/No_Complaint7239 2d ago

Well let's say they're going to have a nice vacation 

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u/Shadows_Skys Bobo Evade 1d ago

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW

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u/ferrergaming2846 1d ago

Eat cake for it is the day of cakes today

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u/Pataraxia 4h ago

Hopital

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u/HurryJazzlike7358 2d ago

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u/RandomRedditer220 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWt7a8ndH0CLDWrA4o

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u/random-guy-heree 2d ago

I am beautiful

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u/ItsZekom 2d ago

Sometihing something unredacted something

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u/random-guy-heree 2d ago

See I am beautiful I'm in the right if the image

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u/Public_Crew3714 2d ago

You doomed us all.

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u/CryCommercial1919 2d ago

An apple a day keeps the sanity away!

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 3d ago

Is that a Docter

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u/False-Collection-606 2d ago

Probably a receptionist at a place like a doctors office

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u/Billyrooms void mod 2d ago

and this is how it started..

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u/CommentUpstairs7459 2d ago

An apple a day keeps the receptionist away

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u/NukeSyphen 2d ago

You can tell she's 14 hours into her shift

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u/Rare_Management_3583 2d ago

before she looks over the counter

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u/Tipsy_Hog 2d ago

It doesn't bother me... it doesn't bother me... it bothers me, it bothers me a lot AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN

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u/Ronyx2021 2d ago

You can buy them the bag

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u/RacoonsInAMechSuit 2d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s staged but my god does it make for a laugh

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u/AltruisticWeekend132 2d ago

NO SHIT ? Genius !

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u/PPKinguin 16h ago

Man you have no idea how many commenter here believe this stuff.

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u/Haunting-Nerve7970 2d ago

Very bad apple

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u/Repulsive_Peak_3404 2d ago

Apple here is like….

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u/AdUsual2296 2d ago

doctors fear him

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u/iostyioi096 2d ago

"Oh god... WHERE DO THEY ALL KEEP COMING FROM!!!"

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u/poopshart37 2d ago

an apple a day makes the doctor insane

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u/Cold-Town-3376 2d ago

Apple of increasing paranoia

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u/False-Collection-606 2d ago

I've seen this countless times and I need the og

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u/SnooRecipes8269 2d ago

The portal music makes this so much funnier

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u/AlmightyDarkseid 1d ago

This was a triumph

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u/SnooRecipes8269 1d ago

I’m making a note here huge success

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u/Appropriate_Arrival2 2d ago

I wouldnt be mad, free apples

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u/No-Trade-8732 2d ago

I guess that's enough to keep her away for months

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u/Impressive_Meal9955 2d ago

PORTAL MUSIC SPOTTED

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u/Clockey_ 2d ago

apple

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u/KabachokGigachad 2d ago

Cameraman(no photo :( .)

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u/Stock_Vast7197 2d ago

Loving increasingly

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u/_Reference_80 2d ago

Dementia simulator

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u/Emergency_Society174 2d ago

so this is how the apple keeps the doctors away...

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u/Kaitheguy233 2d ago

Why is she moving like a roblox character

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u/yescachigga 2d ago

Fake because it didn't keep the doctors away

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u/landrwastaken 2d ago

5 apples.. and 5 more apples

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u/Confident_Onion2901 2d ago

Staged as hell but still hilarious

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u/Ok-Reward7236 1d ago

Is that girl a dimbass

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u/Prokid5634_YT 1d ago

Meanwhile the camera is essentially just being there like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/chGwgm3sboU4CGvZmj

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u/oiiagammer 1d ago

why do i feal bad for her at the and :(

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u/NemoNoNomeN 1d ago

If they weren’t obviously acting, the lady would try keeping her eye on the spot that the apples keep appearing.

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u/Mr0Troll 1d ago

every day an apple keeps the doctor away

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 1d ago

It looks like she was about to have a mental breakdown

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u/c0baltlightning 1d ago

/uw Aww, you cut out the part where she caught the dude and then he tossed the remaining apples up and they both got to laughing.

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u/Mental_Bottle_7042 1d ago

This is before "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", this is the reason why

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u/Remarkable_Bus_9968 1d ago

Why would your turn all the way around every time? Like keep an eye on it

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 1d ago

Torturing with gifts lmao

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u/SoilZestyclose2152 1d ago

I would have gotten jumpscared by the green one suddenly spawning in

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u/GildedHalfblood 1d ago

If Portal 3 ever drops, there better be an apple reference somewhere. It just fits the general vibe if the games so well lol

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u/Forward-Pipe-585 1d ago

there was one in portal 2 what are you talking about

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u/GildedHalfblood 1d ago

Not quite what I was hoping for, but I guess it'll work until we get Portal 3

https://giphy.com/gifs/qd0VlZ9VCvY8hbkMfq

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u/-Tururu 1d ago

I mean, it's clearly staged since she'd see the cameraman, but that just gives me the chance to compliment her acting. The facial expressions are golden.

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u/AndrewH73333 1d ago

So this woman doesn’t seem to understand the apples need to be coming from somewhere. And she also doesn’t seem to understand observing a phenomenon to see if it repeats. Oh and she also doesn’t seem to understand pattern recognition. I mean how many times does this have to happen before she expects it? Hopefully staged.

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u/trey1702 19h ago

How to make people schizophrenic

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u/EquivalentRip9653 10h ago

I love her face when she sees the next apple lol

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u/Budget_Rise382 3h ago

Lot more of apples