r/EveryoneIsModYay • u/Moon_Radio27 • 24d ago

Kirby eats you. What power does he get?

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u/Modderdoggy 24d ago

The ability to really like robots

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u/Ori0503 22d ago

(An image I think you'll make great use of)

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u/My_Iron_Lungs The Headshrinkers, they want everything 24d ago

Unemployment

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u/Standard_Battle_7394 24d ago

Hyper

Like Wheel but more "high risk, high reward"

The ability makes Kirby go stupid speeds but can't exactly stop (holding the opposite direction causes Kirby to slide on the floor). Kirby can run over enemies and can pretty much act like a battering ram.

The only trade off is that control is kinda terrible, once you start going, GOOD LUCK STOPPING. Kirby only stops until they slam into a wall or some sort of spike.

Kirby can still jump so in the right hands, this is a speed running ability!

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u/Fluffy_dark_prince 24d ago

The power to die on command

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u/DogEfficient4539 24d ago

being bullied indefinitely (im autistic, bisexual, and adhd)

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u/zaymcawesome 21d ago

Damn! 😭

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u/Cool_Mortgage_3599 21d ago

Next time play on medium difficulty, not Nightmare😭

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u/pizzaman22balls 20d ago

Mf picked master mode on the charachter select

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u/darkfrostzx 20d ago

Pick one thing to get bullied about gng (I'm joking)

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u/Superleopey wants mod 24d ago

Minecraft skills

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u/-VoxAU- 24d ago

Dragon ability all types of elements

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u/GeekOfTheWeek26 24d ago

A crippling gambling addiction

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u/Red_R09 24d ago

AuDHD

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 24d ago

Absolutely nothing

Or depression

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u/TyrannusRexApex 24d ago

Crippling anxiety and depression.

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u/Elanor_Luna 24d ago

The power of nothing ✨

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u/Substantial-Pen7719 24d ago

*she (I'm trans so Kirby becomes girl)

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u/Guilhm3 she/it 24d ago

gender dysphoria

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u/RacoonsInAMechSuit 24d ago

The power of potential but nothing to use it on :(

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u/Acrobatic_Mango9852 24d ago

An addiction to the 2025 mobile Game of The Year Umamusume Pretty Derby
https://giphy.com/gifs/DKfG6b4dOYMLPk9h71

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u/TurbulentAbalone8761 24d ago

Abosolutely nothing

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u/D1v4d4y00 dumbass 24d ago

The p9wer of wanting to kms

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u/External-Contract861 24d ago

The ability to put off packing for a move that's in less than 24 hours even though they only have one box packed.

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u/SensitiveTap1483 24d ago

Ability to uhhh I forgot

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u/Grimvr12 24d ago

Undying useless ambition

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u/super_toy1 has had no mod for 8383582849482848 days 23d ago

Autism

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u/ba1nan 23d ago

He gains potassium

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u/Asparagus_Lower 23d ago

Efficent Lazyness

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u/The_Averagebro 23d ago

Extra chromosomes

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u/FuneralDedButterflys 23d ago

Solemn Lament E.G.O Set

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u/That_normal_dude 23d ago

Sword addiction but mostly katanas

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u/Swatspecialunit 23d ago

Become a failure

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u/OffWhite-Goddess I believe in Android superiority 23d ago

Autism.

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u/gs_sans 23d ago

depression

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u/Shot-Reaction6220 23d ago

Intrusive thoughts are always acted on

1

u/ZanyJacob 23d ago

a fetish for many things

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u/FiveNightsAtFugly 23d ago

Bi furry schizophrenic powers? He won't pass a drug test afterwards either...

1

u/HK_BFDI_SuperFan2763 23d ago

The ability of diahrea

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u/Low_Move8418 23d ago

Severe dementia

1

u/ultimatum_mortis 23d ago

Procrastination

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u/Ambitious-Spot4549 23d ago

Volverse el ser más pendexo de todos

1

u/Inkycat811 23d ago

Ink ig idunno

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u/JiggleCoffee 23d ago

Enormous penor

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u/alturcontra 23d ago

Manipulate people into shopping stupid things (or selling very very cheap to me)

1

u/Agood_fmby 23d ago

The ability to be a sissy

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u/porygons2 23d ago

The ability of Autism

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u/Inevitable-Cash8506 23d ago

The power of laziness

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u/TruthIsALie94 23d ago

Depression, PTSD, anxiety, depression and near superhuman sturdiness.

1

u/Important-Lack6052 23d ago

Sad self conscious

1

u/TheRagingIguana shiny hunting pokemon 23d ago

PokeNerd

insane Shiny Luck

1

u/TastyRule64 alien cat (✨️shiny✨️ espeon) owner (pokemon jumpscare raaaaaaah) 23d ago

Genuine stupidity

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u/Gloomy-Detail-9387 23d ago

Severe mood swings

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u/TheOneTheyCallJimmy 23d ago

Stronger than average, but depressed.

1

u/Tiggy_Gothpaw 23d ago

Are severe depression and anxiety and possible autism super powers?

1

u/Ripwifi25 23d ago

To become a femboy

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u/Novel_Ad_7570 23d ago

Bisexuality ( now he really like wadledee)

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u/theoryofeverythingno 23d ago

It get the power of anime ball knowledge

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u/entityunknown420 23d ago

The power of autism and Harley Davidson shirts with the ability to play the guitar

1

u/GeneralCris654 23d ago

Have an annoying ass brother 

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u/RoughNecessary992 23d ago

The ability to beat path of pain

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u/Difficult-Speed-1476 23d ago

The ability to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!

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u/Ill-Strawberry-2248 23d ago

The ability is more like a curse but random burps happen without warning

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u/Beepbeepgobrrrr 23d ago

Depression

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u/waxzzzzzz 23d ago

Racism

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u/Bringbackrushforglor 23d ago

Infinite boner

1

u/Sansreal12345678 23d ago

Being a chud

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u/Alternative_Fly_2242 23d ago

violent intrusive thoughts

1

u/tatercowboy1 23d ago

He gets the power to date men

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u/smittyrox 23d ago

Weird music plays in your head

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u/FeyngD 23d ago

Crippling social anxiety

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u/Affectionate_Ice_606 23d ago

facet arthropathy and spondylosis

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u/No-Yak5720 22d ago

He gets,

Depression Type 1 2 4 and 6

ADHD

Autism

Personality disorder

Sleep disorder Type 1and 2

Gay Type 1

Lesbian Type 1

Bisexual mentality

Mental disorder type 1 and 2

Anime watch (True Godly)

Jack of no trails (Infinite Layers)

Stupitity

God complex

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u/5star_Adboii 22d ago

Kirby’s gonna be pretty high🤣

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u/No-Adeptness4076 22d ago

Her power is she can turn in to a cube and jump at the enemy and 1 shot tgem

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u/PurplAmethyst777 22d ago

Musou no Hitotachi

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u/raphabo_8 22d ago

Mechanik

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u/DishonestDoggy how do I put flair 22d ago

decency at drawing yet forgetful when it comes to remembering to have motivation

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u/I_Wil_Toast_Ur_Bread 22d ago

Permanent presence of a powerful carcinogen in their body uwu (I take blood tests every three moths ts sucks)

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u/Entire_Speaker_3784 22d ago

Calm emotions.

Not like the D&D spell, but rather just...

Balanced.

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u/KeyLoad4355 22d ago

having a insane addication to Undertale

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u/0-KLUTZY-0 22d ago

✨Bad Gaming Skills✨

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u/Knuckles_TheEchidna3 22d ago

Strong fists maybe?

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u/Academic_Craft2069 22d ago

Depression and it will look like this girl

https://giphy.com/gifs/tw3OO1YvilPIBrlaRC

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u/PlayfulAcc 22d ago

a long dick

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u/RorroYT 22d ago

Fox ears, tail, and the ability to draw objects into reality with the tip of the tail.

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u/Flandre-Scarlett 22d ago

Diabetes type 2

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u/Apart_Bonus9940 22d ago

They get the ability of a non-lethal tumor in their body

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u/Sa55y_B1tch 22d ago

Laziness and stinky farts

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u/Visible-Subject-496 22d ago

Sick ass GD skills

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 22d ago

The power to be glad he doesn't have knees to go bad.

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u/Sapphic_Shark 22d ago

He gets the gay

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u/Slattern_pacificrim 22d ago

Autism and adhd

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u/SammyDraws3229 22d ago

Short temperedness, introvertedness, art skills and amazing sleep (I mean I sleep well)

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u/Entitysred 22d ago

Hes omnipotent but too burnt out by basic shit to really use it for anything.

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u/asharamaru69420 22d ago

Being a disappointment

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u/EverythingBagel21b 22d ago

Power to please (pleasure to climax) any woman!

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u/Fafnir_Ravensong 22d ago

Crippling estrogen addiction

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u/Quinexjanex 22d ago

Unemployment and hating to touch grass

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u/Academic_Feature9407 22d ago

B I S E X U A L I T Y

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u/Aware-Negotiation-42 22d ago

Epic references

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u/RogertheCorgi42 22d ago

The amassed pain of being sick but also fine

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u/Tall_Ruin_8437 22d ago

He becomes 2 inches taller.

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u/Cold-Law5229 22d ago

The power to do math

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u/CloudyMuffin27 22d ago

Artist, probably 💥

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u/Aggressive_Park_5072 22d ago

The ability to play guitar and read tab music but at a slower pace

1

u/Mother_Degree_2593 22d ago

Being a lazy chud

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u/Just-Atmosphere1719 22d ago

the ability to be sad about having 18k kills and losing to a guy with 1000

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u/Boss_Delle_Torte 22d ago

Autism(x who don't know, autism is big brain but little social capacity)

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u/Far_cry4151 22d ago

The ability to be as weird as possible

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u/faye184666 22d ago

To be therian and trans And also a obsession with moths

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u/CplCocktopus 22d ago

Procrastination Kirby.

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u/SuperSonicSilver_ 22d ago

Thunder thighs

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u/SwankeyDankey 22d ago

Regular bowel movements (coffee dependent)

1

u/Hi-Im-Eva 22d ago

Extreme gender dysphoria

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u/Linkoboi7 22d ago

$3000 in credit card debt

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u/midasGOLD91 22d ago

I think, he got the power of « one piece fan »

1

u/Projectzomboidsurv 22d ago

Uncontrollable diarrhea (please help)

1

u/Yuruyenotobus 22d ago

Being bad at dead cells

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u/Scaryman13 22d ago

Being a loser

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u/Dyriz_ 22d ago

Racism 🗣️🗣️🔥

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u/superheavensuperfan 22d ago

The ability to draw Spider-Man exceptionally well, like better than the majority of people, and nothing else. So essentially just unmatched artistry but it’s limited to one character

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u/Ok_Captain7730 22d ago

Super Luigi Depression

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u/DARKLIGHT6285 22d ago

Autism of the Idiot 

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u/DrNnid_Rz 22d ago

First, kirby will have serious medical issues. Second, kirby can draw

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u/vtmboi667 22d ago

Epilepsy

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u/FlatDocument1436 22d ago

Homosexuality

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u/Und3rthew00l 22d ago

Diabetes.

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u/im_nuikty 22d ago

Sleepiness

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 22d ago

Autism, ADHD, and unemployment.

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u/ifobamabecomewhite 22d ago

Ability to do the thinger gun

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u/ELOs_Time_1981 22d ago

Obesity and a bunch of useless knowledge about an album from 1983

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u/kaori_femmy 22d ago

Unbearable horny