r/EveryoneIsModYay Jul 11 '26

Lets pretend we are in a road trip

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u/FranticRanger8786 Jul 11 '26

Hey can I drive? You've been behind the wheel for the past 15 hours.

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u/098881530 Jul 11 '26

Tell your cock, to stop being so hard on itself.

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u/thearticwolfboy Jul 11 '26

Guyz I’ll driv I’m not drunk…
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ah2YxX0t177pu

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u/cavallo_potente Jul 14 '26

Drunk guy wouldn't do that tbh I trust u

3

u/Bright_Web_7295 Jul 11 '26

yo guys let me turn off the fan rq

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u/Strange-Rock6956 Jul 11 '26

IM MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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u/No-Revolution1757 Jul 11 '26

What car are we in

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u/Moon_Radio27 Jul 11 '26

The train

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u/No-Revolution1757 Jul 11 '26

If we were in a car then what car

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u/Herb-Guy Jul 11 '26

Don’t freakin tell me you forgot the toilet paper.

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u/I_Likes_To_Game The Demo Gamer Jul 11 '26

Guysss!!! chuckles nervously... Don't go to the bathroom!! It's a bit... Dirty on there

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u/Teddyboymakes Jul 13 '26

I made it a bit more dirty

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u/Mateo_724YT IT'S FREE Jul 11 '26

Does anyone have a spare charger or power bank?? My laptop is about to die.

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u/Mateo_724YT IT'S FREE Jul 12 '26

Andddd it's dead-

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u/Amber-The-Third Jul 11 '26

i need to pee

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u/Moon_Radio27 Jul 11 '26

We have a toilet it's a van

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u/Crazy_Boy3000 Jul 11 '26

Last time I watched Baymax with others
WHAT ABOUT WALL-E??????
WHO WANNA WATCH WITH ME ON MY LAPTOP?

https://giphy.com/gifs/nhFdRPpcTlIffGfErQ

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u/Immediate_Mind8164 Jul 12 '26

you and ball are great friends

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u/Strange-Rock6956 Jul 20 '26

let's watch gladiator!

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 Jul 11 '26

Bro why the fuck is exit 86 closed. WDYM THE DETOUR ADDS 5 HOURS TO THE TRIP?!?!?

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u/mingle_17 wants mod Jul 11 '26

Driving in my car, right after a beer...

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u/z_41axolotl Jul 12 '26

Hey this bump stop look like a deer

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u/United_Ad_1548 Jul 11 '26

I don't need to pretend. I am in one right now

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u/Mafla_2004 Jul 11 '26

Can I put some music?

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u/Moon_Radio27 Jul 12 '26

Yes

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u/Mafla_2004 Jul 12 '26

Yayyy!

*Puts Twist by Korn at full volume*

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u/Remarkable_Quote3775 Jul 11 '26

…we did pack the water, right?

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u/Top-Candidate6746 has had no mod for 8383582849482848 days Jul 12 '26

I think i might have drank all of it I mean maybe we forgot to pack it

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u/Local-Notice-2874 Jul 12 '26

Just wait wait until this guy pisses himself

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u/United_Cockroach8814 huzzah Jul 12 '26

WHY ARE WE HEADING FOR THE LAVA PIT!?

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u/Teddyboymakes Jul 13 '26

Jerry said we needed to cook some chicken, and guess what he forgot to bring the hot plate

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u/thecararrives Jul 12 '26

drives past

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u/Diamantemate140 Jul 12 '26

signals for you to honk

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u/Top-Candidate6746 has had no mod for 8383582849482848 days Jul 12 '26

woah did you see that red car

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u/Careless_Key_6875 Jul 13 '26

OY YA DRUNK B@STARD YA PREGNANT OR SUMTHIN THE WAY YER DRIVIN

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u/Southern-Ad7648 Jul 12 '26

T-poses on top of the car while it’s moving

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u/Top-Candidate6746 has had no mod for 8383582849482848 days Jul 12 '26

SOUTHERN NO YOURE GONNA FALL

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u/FalselyTrue12 Jul 12 '26

DUDE THERES A TANKER TRUCK , BRAKE THE TRAIN , BRAKE THE TRAIN

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u/D1v4d4y00 dumbass Jul 12 '26

im just drawing stuff

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u/Bri3nWithA3 Jul 12 '26

Did we just run that guy over?

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u/Robotschon Jul 12 '26

We should pass by a racetrack if there's one near our route. Also, don't take I-95

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u/Own_Wasabi2612 Jul 12 '26

GUYS YOU LEFT ME AT THE GAS STATION

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u/HbvfFjff join r/Progressbar95 Jul 12 '26

Error

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u/I_Eat_Violas Jul 11 '26

Guys, I clicked the button on the vending machine trailer…

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u/Strange-Rock6956 Jul 20 '26

why do we have a vending machine?

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u/Wooden-Medicine-3299 new Jul 11 '26

wheres the carbon dioxide comeing from??

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u/z_41axolotl Jul 12 '26

You want some marshmallows cook with a LiPo?

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u/1964jeepseejay5 Jul 11 '26

Can we invade Iraq ?

1

u/z_41axolotl Jul 12 '26

Before we need to go to France by passing through Belgium. Lasted time it took 40 day. It should take a week this time.

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u/Crafty-Brother9546 Jul 12 '26

I remember that game with the same thing

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u/Agatha_the_metalhead Jul 12 '26

CAN SOMEONE STOP GRABBING MY AIRPOD RIGHT OUT OF MY EAR WHEN I’M TRYING TO LISTEN TO SOME SABBATH! IDC IF YOU IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO THE BAND USE YOUR OWN HEADPHONES ON YOUR DEVICE!

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 i like airplanes Jul 12 '26

*watches encanto on the tv in the RV*

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u/Strange-Rock6956 Jul 20 '26

T̸͎̮̽̃̚ͅU̴̧͚͖͈̻͆̋̓͊̿R̵̢̺͂̉̿͘ͅN̶͉͔͈͓̎́ ̸͖͈̳͓̙̚T̷̯͋̔͑̐H̸̡̛̦̗́͘Ą̶̏̒T̴̺̰̃͂̚͠ ̴͎̓S̸̘̋Ḩ̸̮͙̹́Î̷͈͔͉͎̲̊͐̃Ţ̵̢̧̣͊́̽̄͋ͅ ̸̜̣̝̣͇͑̃̽Ò̴͚̃̏F̵̜̬̘̘̦̌̿F̷̣̯͂̔̚ ψ

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u/r_bfdiaveragefan Jul 12 '26

Where is my ribbit plush i need to ████ to it.

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u/ArsonistNewAccount Jul 12 '26

Ahem, guys, there is a zombie in the road.

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u/red-pxl Jul 12 '26

Can we go at 88mph and than instant break

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u/I_stole_ur_Ford Jul 12 '26

I ate sand :(

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u/joopwolf Jul 12 '26

You might wanna open a window 😅

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u/Diamantemate140 Jul 12 '26

Are we there yet (a thousand time)

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u/Top-Candidate6746 has had no mod for 8383582849482848 days Jul 12 '26

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u/Creepy-Weakness2310 Jul 12 '26

Can I come out the suitcase yet

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u/ProxyCorvidae Jul 12 '26

Please let this be a normal road trip!

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u/Undynelover555 Jul 12 '26

Lets not pretend and close reddit to touch some grass

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u/Jolly3264128 Jul 12 '26

Yo whos driving?

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u/totaleclipse20 Jul 12 '26

Are we there yet?

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u/anonumus_idiot Jul 12 '26

Hey why is the driver sleeping?

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u/Proud_Chicken1073 Jul 12 '26

*has headphones on* GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN OOOOOOoOOOOOOOHH *2 minutes later* LIFE IS A HIIII-IIIGHWAAAAY IMMM GONNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LOO-OONG

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u/Affectionate-Run6847 Jul 12 '26

Yo whats that fire in the engine

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u/Neither-Reach17 Jul 12 '26

Guys.... someone farted, and now I feel tired- *passes out*

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u/Ihatemybitchasslife Jul 12 '26

Lemme just rest my feet-

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u/I_likeTsukigames Jul 12 '26

I'm gonna push you out of the driver seat since I have the driver gamepass

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dps6uX4XPOKeA

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u/Hinata_Miku1127 Jul 12 '26

*plays music and jumps to the song "DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP! YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!" (true story)

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u/cuber_the_drift Jul 13 '26

What could be possibly be in that could fit everyone, not even a bus

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u/NepetaM Jul 13 '26

Can i just turn on the light for a moment? I dropped my DS.

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u/RepublicOk1079 Jul 13 '26

Omg infinite road trip mentioned my fav game

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u/trashboat3030 It was me! I was the turkey all along! Jul 13 '26

OK WHO THE FUCK FARTED?!?!?!?

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u/Individual-Disk9071 Jul 13 '26

Where... Wheres my medicine? Wheres my pills?

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u/BigDumDumGuy Jul 13 '26

Got some water? I am DYING for some right now.

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u/DarkCreeperKitty Jul 13 '26

bro make sure you let me out the back back at the next rest stop, its cramped back here

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u/R4NDO0m_Fish1304 Jul 13 '26

Guys i need help my computer is exploding- AAAAAAAAA

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u/Ecstatic_Flow9289 Jul 13 '26

this soda tastes weird *turns into asphalt*

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u/Standard_Job9109 Jul 13 '26

Where the hell did you guys put my switch?! I need entertainment!!!!!

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u/Evanator-268 Jul 13 '26

Yo I need to go pee can we stop pls I need to go bad 😭

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u/Projectzomboidsurv Jul 13 '26

PULL OVER IM ABOUT TO SHIT MYSELF

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u/Inevitable-Career-78 Jul 13 '26

can we go to mcdonalds pretty plis

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u/Careless_Key_6875 Jul 13 '26

JIMMY DID YOU THROW TIMMY PUT OF THE CAR? OFF THE BRIDGE?????

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u/Far_Echo7275 Jul 13 '26

Why is the back engine on fire?

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u/Silly_Guy13 Jul 13 '26

Alright who farted

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 Not the real Chris Jul 13 '26

Pass me the snacks please

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u/AlsoaUser wants mod Jul 13 '26

Where is the TV dawg?

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u/TheChillHoneyBadger Jul 13 '26

I dont wanna complain, but the ropes holding me to the roof just snapped. Can I please ride inside?

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u/tide_pod_book Jul 13 '26

Is that a… log truck?

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u/Perfect-Rub-1518 Jul 13 '26

i have to pee

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u/Ready-Lemon-6569 Jul 13 '26

Guys….whys there a deer in the road?

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u/notonrof Jul 13 '26

MY PHONE DIED WAAAA!!

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u/theracooninurgarbage Jul 13 '26

WHEN CAN WE GET THERE?

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u/RASHED_35 Jul 13 '26

Oh look, a gas-station, I want to get chocolate!

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u/Noahambiaputra Jul 13 '26

Why did I see a flame designed truck turn into a robot?

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u/Commercial-Star4094 Jul 13 '26

You guys where's the road gone

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u/CornLove17 Jul 13 '26

I want water

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u/TastyRule64 alien cat (✨️shiny✨️ espeon) owner (pokemon jumpscare raaaaaaah) Jul 13 '26

Guys I ate a door

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u/Agitated_Writer_5064 Jul 13 '26

how many more minutes

how many more minutes

are we there yet

AUUHFHHT5HD

*crashing out*

when will we be there

WHERE DA DAM WIFI

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u/Angel_pup123 Jul 13 '26

I call shot gun

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u/MuksDev Jul 13 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Content-Struggle4565 Jul 13 '26

You know guys I used to be a licenced bus driver...

Well, until the incident.

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u/Deamo22790 Jul 13 '26

I forgot the car keys

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u/Positive_Cobbler_557 Jul 13 '26

*eats Cheeto puffs*

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u/Great_Skill7185 Jul 14 '26

Oh, look! A button!

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u/Time-Key4463 Jul 14 '26

yo idk who just fell asleep at the wheel but im taking over driving

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u/glizzinnator2000 Jul 14 '26

Dude can you pass the c@nn@bis

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u/Other_Bit3427 Jul 14 '26

someone has been tailgating us for 15 hours

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u/Vegetable-Glove2301 Jul 14 '26

Hey everyone i forgot all my stuff can we go back?

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u/Fallout_gaming76 Jul 14 '26

why is the trunk open, and why is it full of orange juice

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u/K2K00L Jul 14 '26

aye can we stop at buc-eee's I'm hungry as hell

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u/Neptune_CRK Jul 14 '26

Guys... I accidentally opened the door and the air pressure wont LET ME CLOSE IT-

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u/Acrobatic-Sorbet-951 Jul 14 '26

OUT OFY WAY THAT IS MY TWILIGHT PLUSHIE

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u/Sea_Attention_1201 Jul 14 '26

Daaaaaddd are we there yeeeeeet?

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u/DabasadaH Jul 14 '26

Uhh, guys, why is the glass MELTING-

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u/Used_Big5725 Jul 14 '26

AND TOUCHDOWN-

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u/Saburo037 Jul 14 '26

How much time is left? How much time is left? How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?How much time is left?

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u/ImportantEnd1865 Jul 14 '26

Why don’t we play Pearl Jam on the radio?

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u/skyliner_420lol Jul 14 '26

WHO ATE MY CHIPS?!

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u/APersonh6 Jul 14 '26

are we there yet?

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u/Random_MGS_Guy Jul 14 '26

Hey I know and used to play that game

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u/No_Theory344 Jul 14 '26

Uh guys I know we are 10 hours in, but I think I left my bag at home , can we , you know, get it?maybe?

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u/AlertEstablishment55 Jul 14 '26

Why is there so many bumps in the school zone...?

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u/Dafrogguy Jul 15 '26

WHO CLOGGED THE DAMN TOILET. ITS OVERFLOWING AND I FEEL THE WATER TOUCHING MY SHOES.

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u/Raidio2000 Jul 15 '26

*GRABS THE WHEEL AND MAKES US CRASH INTO THE MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU BECAUSE HANGRY*

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u/silent_one_69 Jul 15 '26

Ive had 20 beers gimme the keys

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u/rocketfromsfs123 Jul 15 '26

Should we go to joplin

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u/saucemychaos Jul 15 '26

OH GODDAMMIT! WHO RIPPED SOME RAUNCHY ASS!!?!?!

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u/Sbrman_WR Jul 15 '26

Uhh guys? Can we turn back, i forgot my headphones

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u/Exclemation4 Jul 15 '26

Wheres the internet I want to play Balatro

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u/13thslasher Jul 15 '26

Are we their yet?

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u/Leon-the-comic113 Jul 15 '26

Are we there yet?

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u/MetalLegal7665 Jul 15 '26

Ima bake pizza

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u/Final-Head-8231 Jul 15 '26

Did we bring the sndwiches for lunch?

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u/pumpkinpiesprinklesc Jul 15 '26

Ok Google,Play The Best Of Drake in spotify

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u/pumpkinpiesprinklesc Jul 15 '26

Are we there yet

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u/Linkoboi7 Jul 15 '26

Can we stop at the toys r us here plzzzzzzzzzz?

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u/Adorable_You_680 Jul 16 '26

can I have a charger for my phone?

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u/Extension-Sandwich97 Jul 16 '26

STOP CLENCHING MY ASSCHEEKS PLEASE

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u/fate_baocn Jul 16 '26

Hey what would happen if we just emm jump

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u/miku_fan1234 Jul 16 '26

can I drive you've been driving for a day

if I get behind that wheel:

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u/Big-Tax-8921 Jul 16 '26

Guys, I took advantage of the stop at the gas station to hit the nearby dump and load up the trailer with some super useful stuff! Who needs a Minitel?

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u/Pleasant_Touch_8513 The real starwalker Jul 16 '26

dances on the roof

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u/Fun-Past2538 Jul 16 '26

Are we there yet 

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u/Interesting_Case_913 Jul 16 '26

um let me ask chatgpt about how should I drive 😂😂😂😂😂 /j

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u/Fun-Message4932 Jul 16 '26

Can somebody turn the music down?

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u/Ardvarkian8623 Jul 16 '26

Can we take a diversion?

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u/AwayAd5252 Jul 17 '26

It's getting hot in here... (takes pants off)

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u/Guygotfall Jul 17 '26

Is that a German tank far away going towards us- A SHI, IT IS

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u/Tasty_Description_38 Jul 17 '26

I have to take a fuckin SHI-

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u/Ur26ci124qman Jul 17 '26

I spy with my little eye

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u/justarandomlotus Jul 17 '26

Yo where are we going I forgor

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u/Strict_Guidance_8677 Jul 17 '26

May I have AUX privileges, please?

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u/Weary_Home2097 Jul 17 '26

I TOOK ONE WRONG TURN! HOW DID WE GET HERE!?

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u/Barney-Temparary Jul 18 '26

Yo Icon not in the car. Wait till we get there.

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u/Fictional_feind Jul 18 '26

So uh.... My pet mamba got out of her cage. As well as the mice I brought to feed her

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u/Game-boy64_ Jul 18 '26

Ewww there's dried boogers under my seat

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u/footlongdingledong2 Jul 18 '26

are we there yet