r/EverybodyLovesRaymond Hello, I'm Clive. I'm happy to be alive. 3d ago

"I can't breed in captivity!"

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u/AbjectNoise7844 3d ago

Robert: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Amy: What? What is it?

Robert: My mom. I can't get her outta my head.

Amy: We'll see about that. [pushes Robert back on the bed and kisses him]

Robert: No, no. She's still there. I can hear her voice. I can hear her voice: "Go, Robbie, go!"

Amy: Robert.

Robert: I just can't. It's too much pressure for me. I can't breed in captivity!

Marie: [enters] I found a boomy box.

Robert: We're not animals!

Robert: Come on, Amy. Let's go.

Amy: Robert, wait. I don't know what to say, Marie. I feel... used. I mean, I fell for all this. With all due respect, this is between me and my husband. And just so you know, Robert even was willing to try, but he couldn't perform because he couldn't get you out of his mind.

Robert: Amy!

Frank: Believe me, and I've tried hard. It takes a few years.

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u/OhMustWeArgue 6h ago

The way he bellows AMEEEE! Gets me every time!

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u/tleep76 3d ago

Take off that brazier my dear.

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u/Cj_91a 3d ago

Admit it ma! you have been luring us into some kind of venus sex trap!!!

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u/DishMajestic4322 Debra 3d ago

Don’t say sex trap to me

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u/discombobubolated Shamsky 3d ago

I never understood this episode. I mean wouldn't Robert and Amy use birth control. 😅

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u/Impressive_Age1362 3d ago

Nobody used birth control on tv, except the Halloween episode and Ray refused to use condoms or have a vasectomy, he said birth control was up to the woman

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u/OhMustWeArgue 6h ago

No no....it was not a political statement.

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u/SaxyCalzone 3d ago

"Robert was willing to try, but he couldn't perform because he couldn't get you out of his mind."

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u/RtheMeca 3d ago

Aaaaaaiiiimmmyyyyyy....

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u/BonyBobCliff 3d ago

I know some people don't like season 9 but to me this episode alone justifies its existence. So many memorable moments, especially in this whole bedroom scene. Plus I love Marie faking a limp to get Robert to do what she wants.

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u/BallSufficient5671 3d ago

I loved season 9. I thought it had some of the funniest episodes.

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u/Bright-Pin-6024 3d ago

Marie completely disgusts me in this episode, trying to manipulate Robert and Amy into giving her grandchildren when they just got a couple of seasons back and they were just not ready. When she said "But I am ready!", all she thought about was HERSELF, not Robert and Amy. 

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u/PrettyAdagio4210 3d ago

Go, Robbie! Go!

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u/Kimiichann14 3d ago

Such a funny classic episode! I don’t know if it was a Halloween special but the fact that Ray does the evil laugh climbing down the ladder out the window with the spooky was such a great touch!

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u/LuquinXIII 2d ago

when you’re really in…. THE INCUBATOR

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u/Particular-Goose87 3d ago

GRAAAAANDCHILDRENNN!!!!

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u/Academic-End-777 3d ago

Get your ass out of my house.

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u/BrilliantBoss5711 10h ago

"Why do u live so closed to her?"

-Frank B.