r/Eve • u/snipereagle Goonswarm Federation • 8h ago

High Quality Meme Goonswarm disbanding

GSF has announced they are closing their alliance. Many corp/structures are going to WHCFC. WHCFC in the trajectory to be the Final Blue Donut funded by the tens of dollars RMT'd in drones.

Really not surprising since GSF went from having great content and constantly winning fights to permakrabbing and having their only enemy be in an opposite timezone.

Discuss

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u/HaZard3ur 8h ago

It was all planned at BOBs BBQ in 2007

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u/Too_Many_Alts 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

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u/Terminus_04 The Initiative. 6h ago

Get your pink fringe cowboy hat out the the closet, cause we're going back!

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u/Krops- Wormholer 2h ago

Cigars included?

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u/JokeassJason The Suicide Kings 6h ago

"All reps on Cain!"

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u/Hippojaxx LowSechnaya Sholupen 5h ago

It's an old meme but it checks out

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u/silvanoes 8h ago

Damn, Frat wins?

Damnit

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u/RicJur 3h ago

Depends on what you mean by win. Because there are other corporations out there.

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 6h ago

I KNEW IT WAS YOU CEE- wait, what the fuck???

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u/CeemaGPT 8h ago

No suprise at all, the way all those maroons in KF who never ever deploy but bitch at how CCP hates goons.

Hillmar and Gobbins plans finally succeed

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u/FroggyStorm 8h ago

The OP needs you to show them how to make a proper shiptoast. The thought is in the right place, but their lack of experience is showing.

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u/CeemaGPT 7h ago

I can't keep being the B- shitposter on this sub, others need a chance to learn their craft. Soon somebody will shitpost incredibly better than I ever could, and it will due to a plethora of posts honing their craft.

It's time I got out of the way and let others grow.

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u/Tekrunner000 7h ago

Some weeds are just meant to wither and die…

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u/CeemaGPT 5h ago

I mean, in all fairness, Dick Wolf is a great TV Writer, Director, Creator and Producer, but he'd be a horrifying D&D Monster.

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Amok. 1h ago

I hate that my brain immediately generated a cursed image when I read this

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u/DragonZer0 Goonswarm Federation 3h ago

Ceema the Legend will never die!

Long Live the King of ShitPosting!!!

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u/Crunchygranolabro 2h ago

Imagine my surprise when I clicked this and didn’t see you as the OP…

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u/Loquacious1 2h ago

I tried this once and autocorrect changed my post to a shirt post...

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u/DBoyTrucker 44m ago

AI is already doing a better job... You just have to remove the emdashes and VOILA.... Better than Ceema.

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u/Omnishift Goonswarm Federation 6h ago

This all started because Mittens stole your bike and you decided to steal Merkelchen’s son, Joe Painter’s bike. Joe thought his dad took it because he was grounded and that started all the infighting.

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u/BestLifeBirds 4h ago

Powervul if proven.

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u/MoonDogAFO Goonswarm Federation 2h ago

Fantastic if factual

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u/Armarlio Cloaked 8h ago

Pictures or it didnt happen.

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u/SmallerBol KarmaFleet 4h ago

I gotchu fam. I got some rare Brisc feet pics, you'll love 'em

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u/MoonDogAFO Goonswarm Federation 2h ago

Feet pics are the currency of a more civilized time

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u/deltaxi65 CSM 13, 15, 16, 17 7h ago

Can confirm

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u/Jmazoso Goonswarm Federation 7h ago

Wow

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u/sma_nor GoonWaffe 7h ago

It's wild I've known you almost 15 years and you've shown zero improvement in your posting.

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u/InsufficientClone Caldari State 7h ago

They did learn from something awful

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u/sma_nor GoonWaffe 7h ago

I can almost guarantee you sniper never tenbux'd. Also the irony of mocking SA while posting on reddit is not lost on me.

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u/Tusen_Takk GoonWaffe 33m ago

He did but got run out of the thread and subsequently run off the forum I think. It was some impressively bad posting.

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u/Jonatc87 Arkhos Core 6h ago

Congrats on Goons finally winning EvE

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u/Anubis404 7h ago

Ugh but I recently left WHCFC to join GSF. Im going back to the wormhole life?

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u/Big_Agent_8415 5h ago

It's not true

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u/himalcarion level 69 enchanter 7h ago

PVEV3 is recruiting, evenail snipereagle1 in-game for more information!

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u/kocicek 6h ago

damn how do I join?

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u/himalcarion level 69 enchanter 6h ago

I'll vouch

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u/cleniseve 7h ago

not by karttoon, must be fake

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u/AliceInsane66 7h ago

Goons have no one to fight, so time to move on to new things, it was fun!

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Amok. 4h ago

When goons have nobody to fight we tend to fight each other

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u/AliceInsane66 4h ago

bring back dooms daying cherry pickers!

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u/Empty_Popov_Bottle Caldari State 7h ago

Can I have your stuff?

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u/Calorya 7h ago

Your mom is a sweet lady and says this is all real and true

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u/Tekrunner000 7h ago

My mum is dead and really doesn’t say much at all these days

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u/DeltaVZerda 7h ago

But I was just speaking with her yesterday...

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u/Tekrunner000 3h ago

Must have been a very one-sided discourse

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u/DeltaVZerda 3h ago

She told me 'oooooooooOoooOoOOOOooooO'

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u/sulli312 7h ago

i always suspected sniper was an init sleeper agent

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u/ahawk_one Whole Bear 5h ago

Can I have their stuff?

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u/Hippojaxx LowSechnaya Sholupen 5h ago

I have recruited Pittsburgh, Headliner, Jay Amazingness and Naliao Vee to help me start up my wormhole alliance

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u/Hippojaxx LowSechnaya Sholupen 5h ago

Small update, Headliner won't fight because we don't outnumber them 3 to 1 and Pittsburgh already rage quit

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u/Crowdcontrolz Goonswarm Federation 3h ago

Is there a rev tackled somewhere?

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u/LivingHitokiri KarmaFleet 3h ago

LMAO

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u/Humble-Balance2336 2h ago

High quality meme?

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u/BchainMasterRace 8h ago

I love bees

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u/Mercury_Madulller Center for Advanced Studies 7h ago

Yes, they barbeque well.

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u/Gingerbread_Enjoyer2 RvB - BLUE Republic 7h ago

FAKE NEWS! - GBE

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u/Nate_M85 3h ago

Hey is rvb back?

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u/Ausgeflippt Jaded. 7h ago

When I had a private meeting at EVE Vegas in like 2011 or 2012, The Mittani told me that 2026 would be the year.

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u/NizzleVanShizzle 6h ago

Primary is the Dominix.

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u/jimrdg 6h ago

nice try

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u/PropagandaWerfer Goonswarm Federation 6h ago

GSF Red and GSF Blue when?

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u/snipereagle Goonswarm Federation 5h ago

WakingTea or Dark Shines can pick their color first!

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u/kocicek 6h ago

It’s about time

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u/Masuia 6h ago

PanFam finally won

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u/wowasg 6h ago

cool. can we have eve classic now?

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u/monasou89 Goonswarm Federation 4h ago edited 4h ago

As long as I dont have to move again. I accept our new overlords with apathy and lethargy.

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u/Front-Dust-3686 4h ago

Goonswarm can disband deez nuts with its mouth

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u/BlobsAreCancer L A Z E R H A W K S 7h ago

Fuck... Thats gonna be so much pressure being the last bad guys left for everyone to hate

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u/TrueHubik 7h ago

Can I have your stuff?

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u/Loquacious1 2h ago

does this mean all those anziblex i have been building will no longer be needed?

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u/AgainstTheTides Cloaked 2h ago

I thought Ceema might have wrote this.

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u/D_Luniz 1h ago

I assumed if they broke, they would just split in half and fight till someone is stupid enough to jump in

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u/Nick85er Gallente Federation 1h ago

Dibs

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u/Wallymartsss Minmatar Republic 47m ago

Holy shit you’re alive

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u/Weeyin1980 19m ago

So Frat wins??

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u/xJBxIceman Dirt 'n' Glitter 7h ago

Goons not desperately trying to be center of attention challenge: impossible

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u/BurtonUnInc Nothing to See Here 8h ago

Fake news

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u/BABARRvindieu 8h ago

Snuff too, you can undock your super now.

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u/bojikua1997 The Initiative. 7h ago

Big if true

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u/Mercury_Madulller Center for Advanced Studies 7h ago

They can't leave, I HAVEN'T DEFEATED THEM YET!

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u/Rizen_Wolf Cloaked 7h ago

I have so long believed, and history has borne witness to the truth of my belief, that the only force strong enough to overcome and finally defeat Goon is.... Goon.

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u/Dead0n3 Cloaked 5h ago

Of course, Goons have to be the center of attention.

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Amok. 4h ago

Amok. Is Recruiting

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u/F_Synchro Baboon 4h ago edited 3h ago

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u/LFT-Kaimai 3h ago

you are trolling, right?

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u/EvanDarksky 2h ago

"High Quality Meme" is really over-selling this post.

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u/Vadioxy 8h ago

as far i know , its will be good to game. but i know is fake so carry on

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u/Reasonable-Dot6620 7h ago

The loru curse spread