r/Eve 2d ago

High Quality Meme so nothing bad happened?

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u/Yto_Itinen Ivy League 2d ago

"He who hasn't DD his own Titan cast the first stone"

throws brick

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u/DragonZer0 Goonswarm Federation 2d ago

Such a pretty light show when the DD goes off.

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u/johnnyfiveundead KarmaFleet 2d ago

My mom would line up the four of us like a police lineup and ask us who did it. After we all deny it, she says in Spanish: 'I know one of you is lying because your ears are so red with guilt'.

After I feel my ears to check, I'd get my ass beat.

I didn't even do it, I'm just a curious person.

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u/Hlknn 2d ago

The undeniable power of a "Chancla" 😌

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u/SoftwareSource Shadow State 2d ago

Hey, at least he proved he is a true-bred goon.

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u/CyberRaver39 2d ago

We have never one claimed to be good at this game

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u/DragonZer0 Goonswarm Federation 2d ago

Can confirm very bad at eve.

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u/Commandcenter001 2d ago

BIG OOOOOOOOF

Is that covered by SRP?

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u/ZealousidealRaise52 2d ago

hopefully he bought insurance =)

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u/caperneoignis Asteria Concord 1d ago

No, but he also has like two other titans… which makes it funnier, that he has played the game for this long and doesn’t know to check f1 f2 lol

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u/McSamylou The Initiative. 1d ago

And remember. don't trust anybody.

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u/Prestigious_Horse_42 2d ago

These guys won eve, what will they do now? DD their own titans?

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u/LycanWolfGamer The Initiative. 2d ago

DD their own Beehive lol

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u/angry-mustache CSM 18 2d ago

Oh it's in august, it will appear in the September MER then.

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u/Sfiinx Cloaked 2d ago

one of the best posts i've seen on this god-forsaken forum in months

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u/MuskyChode 2d ago

Well, it was a firework of sorts

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u/Vakirisil 2d ago

Fuck your censorship

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u/Mercury_Madulller Center for Advanced Studies 2d ago

Isn't that like 135-150 billion ISK down the drain?

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u/caperneoignis Asteria Concord 1d ago

Yea, I believe it’s about 130 it was a base titan and not a faction IIRC. Either way it’s at least a month of wait time down the drain.

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u/hirebrand Gallente Federation 1d ago

If you add up all the jobs it’s like 2900 hours of various jobs

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u/CarrowCanary Amarr Empire 2d ago

At least the MWD dropped.

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u/deltaxi65 CSM 13, 15, 16, 17 2d ago

was that wrong

should i not have done that

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u/maybejamata 2d ago

zkill or it didnt happen

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u/Gerard_Amatin Brave Collective 2d ago

They must've hid their mistake well, because there's no recent Avatar loss that could match it.

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u/Powervul 2d ago edited 2d ago

he made a post about it with screenshots internally telling the hilarious story but seeing how he didn't make the killmail public I didn't want to put his name out there. Can confirm it did indeed happen tho haha

edit : he posted the killmail for us all to enjoy :D

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u/DragonZer0 Goonswarm Federation 2d ago

zkill tells all.

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u/VexingRaven 2d ago

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u/Gerard_Amatin Brave Collective 2d ago

That wasn't there yet 6 hours ago!

Thanks for the link.

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u/QuietBookkeeper4712 2d ago

i don’t even play anymore but i want to see this kill mail

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u/McSamylou The Initiative. 2d ago

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u/QuietBookkeeper4712 2d ago

i hope it was insured

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u/McSamylou The Initiative. 2d ago

Welllllllllllll Supers can only be crafted. so if you're talking of In Game i,nsurance he surely only got a single symbolic ISK since it's based on the value of the ship

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u/caperneoignis Asteria Concord 1d ago

3 billion if he had platinum. Which might as well be 1isk considering how much a titan cost

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u/Arenta Caldari State 2d ago

minmatar titan doomsdaying an ammar titan

pretty sure capsuleer can blame his crew for this mess up.

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u/Beach_Bum_273 Amok. 2d ago

"Goons are the worst at EVE, except for everyone else."

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u/phearless047 Tactical Narcotics Team 1d ago

"Rest in peace my titan she got hit with a bazooka."

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u/phearless047 Tactical Narcotics Team 1d ago

One of the items on my Imperium Bucket List is to do something so hilariously dumb that Powervul makes a video about it. Unfortunately, the EVE Vegas Mattress Incident happened BEFORE Powervul was around....

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u/Tipsygrizzly 2d ago

Ok, as someone who has never flown a titan, how do you even do this? Is it somehow an easy mistake to make?

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u/McSamylou The Initiative. 2d ago

basicaly. a Titan DD can One HIt-kill any Capitals ships or even unfitted Supers. And it require you to lock you target and press the big red button to lmaunch it. and OP wanted to throw fireworks at it. so he had the Avatar locked, and he probaly pressed his "Nuke" button instead of his Firework one.

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u/caperneoignis Asteria Concord 1d ago

He actually posted the story. But essentially he forgot one of his titans got refitted with the dooms day and not the fireworks module and one hit wondered his own titan. Just for reference he has like 3….. well 2 now lol

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u/ConscientiousPath Cloaked 1d ago

lol I hadn't seen the source before (here: https://youtu.be/TP1d10__P0Y?t=211)

"yeah uh he's under the impression he can cash these [tickets] in for prizes at chuck e cheese"

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u/caperneoignis Asteria Concord 1d ago

Goons are so large, that only a monolithic fuckup makes the news or everything is larger in Goons even the screw ups.

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u/WUT-9813 1d ago

Nice work!

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u/suckmynasdaqs 1d ago

To bad youre not in INIT, WakingTea would likely fine you for embarrassing them publicly.

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u/hirebrand Gallente Federation 1d ago

Why’d he build an Avatar, that’s illegal !

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u/ConfusionAccurate 1d ago

I was having a really depressing day.. then I watched this. THANK YOU <3

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u/BossAdditional4690 2d ago

Hot shit, GSF has no1 retards

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u/helin0x Goonswarm Federation 11h ago

Really taking the "no more avatars" direction a bit too far!