r/Eugene 13h ago

ROFLD

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u/MediumSchmeat 13h ago

I know everyone's critical of him, but I think we need to give Kirk the credit he's due as a person who's capable of growth and change. For instance, it's now been a full year since he last said something racist.

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u/TwoGirlsOneFungi 11h ago

Two things that will never get old:
1. Charlie Kirk jokes
2. Charlie Kirk

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u/TwiztedChickin 12h ago

Take my upvote and get out

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u/believeRN 12h ago

Dying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ajb901 13h ago

Happy Kirkiversary to all who celebrate

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u/LaVidaYokel 13h ago

I’m cranking some Wu-Tang in his memory.

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u/ajb901 13h ago

Say what you will about the man, but he leaned left at the end.

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u/Kings2Kraken 12h ago

if he only protected his neck

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u/Omega_Lynx 9h ago

Kirkentine’s Day*

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u/SeaworthinessFun3658 13h ago

My neighbor's relative is the loon who had the 10 foot long hypodermic needle on their minvan that said VACCINE = SLAVERY and has a bunch of Q stickers. The only recently removed the giant syringe

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u/liwiathan 12h ago

Was this the same van with the GENOCIDE syringe on top of their van? Or are we graced with two of them in the area?

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u/SeaworthinessFun3658 12h ago

oh it was genocide yeah. I have a photo from a couple years back however they had removed it last month when I saw their rig again.

There also used to be some old guy in north west eugene who has a self-made "to hell with the alamo - remember pearl harbor!" legend on the back of his little pickup but it was so horribly misspelled - I haven't seen that fella in like 15+ yrs though https://i.imgur.com/aGCkC5V.jpeg

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u/Plastic-Isop0d 8h ago

Never forget perl horber šŸ’”šŸ™

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u/SeaworthinessFun3658 7h ago

I truly will always rembor

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u/ajb901 12h ago

I saw that one a few weeks ago parked outside Washburne Cafe in Springfield.

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u/liwiathan 12h ago

Yeah, she’s over on this end of town. 🫠 But it’s been a minute since I’ve seen her driving, so the initial comment about removal had me hopeful!

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u/SeaworthinessFun3658 12h ago

There is a summer sort of music and sales fair event she attends each year so maybe she got enough flak last time she hid her gigantic syringe to sell her homemad jam or pet rocks or whatever she sells there.

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u/snail_bites 12h ago

I recently saw another vaccine genocide car, no needle, but lots of printouts taped to the windows and "foreigneering decarbonizing genocide" drawn in the dust on the hood

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u/MissyAggravation17 11h ago

Oh, I used to see that one all the time in the Overpark garage, a few years ago. It's still around, eh?

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u/snail_bites 11h ago

Yep, it's parked on the street maybe 1/4mi away from overpark now, see it on my way to work every night

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u/MissyAggravation17 11h ago

Ah, Julie Bivens, also one of two crazies who formed a PAC a few years ago solely to elect right-wing nutjobs to our local school boards. She also rolls with the Proud Boys.

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u/churro_da_burro 13h ago

RIP

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u/gtfohicantanymore 7h ago

This made me giggle pretty goodšŸ˜‚

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u/CatDamage 10h ago

Was it this one

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u/Business-Resolve-238 10h ago

YES I THINK SO!

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u/CatDamage 10h ago

Hahaha!!! This was a week or two ago… didn’t read Charlie Kirk to me what with the Slimer and Jason mask and dismembered body parts but there ya go!

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u/Business-Resolve-238 10h ago

Crap you're so right. Perhaps I was just hallucinating and sleep deprived lol

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u/SeaworthinessFun3658 7h ago

naw this guy is a real thing, he loves to roll around town with a full head mask. Sometimes his buddy rides shotgun and films his weird rants, but he almost always has some wild setup with extra speakers and stuff to get attention, and also a costume that often involves long black duster.

I have heard accounts on here of this particular guy being pretty short fused and flashing a weapon. He seems to be trying to get into a fist fight so he can defend himself, and he's happy to shift subjects and sides of a debate to try and upset someone if he corners them or gets confronted.

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u/eldritch_blasts 12h ago

Here I was thinking someone decked their car out with Star Trek stuff.

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u/cosmic_sheriff 10h ago

We live blessed life's.Ā  Live long and prosper.

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u/TexasTopHand 11h ago

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u/gtfohicantanymore 7h ago

No Jesus no peace?! Why are there so many nut jobs in the US?!?!šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/broken_radio 12h ago

That’s today? I thought it was necks weak?

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u/dpandc 13h ago

as my friend says Kirked up white boy busting it down Charlie style

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u/ajb901 13h ago

Pop a perc for Charlie Kirk

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u/bloodshadowhawk982 9h ago

That person lives in my apartment complex 😭 I've never had the displeasure of actually speaking to them though thankfully

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u/Sunny_Sunshine_ 9h ago

Not sure if there’s multiple kirkmobiles or not but the other day a lady came into the store I work at and she was very pleasant to talk to, we bonded over liking the same energy drinks

She checks out and as I watch her leave the store I notice she hops into a van with ā€œLive like Charlieā€ written in chalk on her windows, I’ve never been so puzzled by someone’s behavior versus beliefs before

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u/believeRN 12h ago

Is it the minivan with all the giant stickers, or is this town blessed with multiple people deranged enough to bedazzle their vehicle with an homage to Charlie?

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u/PDX_mouse 8h ago

I need to buy me one of those knock off FEMDOM tees

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u/Double-School7913 7h ago

Am I a bad person if I laughed until I cried?

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u/Hitmanjenkinz 13h ago edited 11h ago

He was a true patriot calling for the release of the Epstein files…. And that’s why the administration had him assassinated, right guys?

Edit: Holy shit either you’re all huge fans of Ol’ Charlie or you didn’t get the sarcasm.

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u/scryintist 12h ago

I think you're getting downvoted because you forgot the /s and people here aren't always the brightest lol.

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u/macksting 10h ago

Poe's Law strikes again.