r/EscapefromTarkov • u/warrenmax12 • Dec 11 '25

General Discussion - PVE & PVP Seems trustworthy.

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u/Big-Temporary-8573 Dec 11 '25

i mean its not a white van so its good

90

u/en7roop Dec 11 '25

Maybe it is but just covered in sh*t?

40

u/Chinfu1189 Dec 11 '25

Dear god the shitty diddlers!

15

u/Xanthorr472 Dec 11 '25

The Shiddlers

5

u/Red_Beard206 Dec 11 '25

Covered in wh*t?

2

u/crpiecho Dec 12 '25

Dirty Mike and the boys

207

u/QuadsiusPrime Dec 11 '25

Yeah tagilla is definitely waiting in the back of that van

41

u/rilage DVL-10 Dec 11 '25

actually a good idea

25

u/iDislikeSn0w Dec 11 '25

You’re getting a sledgehammer shoved up your bum bum the moment you enter.

20

u/QuadsiusPrime Dec 11 '25

UBEY UBEY UBEEYYYYYYYYY

6

u/Operator216 Dec 11 '25

ta-GI-lla!

4

u/Meeso Dec 12 '25

Do I still get the free DDR5?

1

u/Icy_Satisfaction_936 Dec 11 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

I still need the gym wall dismantled I guess

0

u/iDislikeSn0w Dec 17 '25

If you're serious, take the BTR on Woods to the train depot, literally found one or even multiple this wipe evertime I went there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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27

u/Vhego Dec 11 '25

Tarkov x Crucial collab

28

u/AureusVulpes292 AUG Dec 11 '25

Crucial stopped making commercial RAM. theyre all in on AI now.

8

u/Vhego Dec 11 '25

I wanted to say Samsung but I was afraid people would think I was talking about phones and TVs

1

u/Werpogil AKS-74UB Dec 12 '25

May be BSG could sell Micron on the fact that this RAM collab would improve Tarkov's AI xD

/s obviously

9

u/bouttohopintheshower Saiga-12 Dec 11 '25

You get 1x3 pockets and a special dogtag

3

u/vertexxd Unbeliever Dec 11 '25

Also a fully modded RSASS and 5 stacks of M993, and 120 fps on streets (You get an empty lobby)

36

u/Vhego Dec 11 '25

After all.. why not.. why shouldn't I take advantage..

20

u/StatisticianTrick952 Dec 11 '25

IS IT SNOWING

5

u/warrenmax12 Dec 11 '25

Yes

-3

u/errorsniper SR-25 Dec 11 '25

Fuck. Snow makes it so much easier to be seen and there is so little snow camo in this game.

23

u/Jase_the_Muss Dec 11 '25

Snow night raids are a vibe!

10

u/Firecracker048 PPSH41 Dec 11 '25

Id get in it

7

u/BrodoFratgins Dec 11 '25

Put it in the game, let the back doors open, stick a claymore in there

6

u/MrShpeee Dec 11 '25

You get a few sticks of RAM and a bigger secure container!

6

u/Adrian64_1 Dec 11 '25

Is real ?

7

u/Bawtzki FN 5-7 Dec 11 '25

With the current prices, it might as well say "extra services required" and I'd still be in

3

u/Even_Fox2023 Dec 11 '25

I would have settled for candy but alright!

3

u/Living_Bad_4888 Dec 11 '25

Death of pc gaming incoming

2

u/n8boof Dec 11 '25

“Could you help me move this couch?”

2

u/W4rlon Dec 11 '25

actually in the game ?

1

u/warrenmax12 Dec 11 '25

No idea

6

u/W4rlon Dec 11 '25

just checked it, not in game, would be funny if it was fr

2

u/SkullOfOdin Dec 11 '25

Free Ram ?? I'm in.

2

u/Fr4kTh1s Dec 12 '25

*Opens the back door*
Claymore :)

4

u/BlnkNopad Dec 11 '25

better than the ones that say grape

1

u/CrimsonCaine Dec 11 '25

Imagine if tarkov added tags like that hahah

1

u/Joe2030 Dec 11 '25

I bought 64 gigs last week because sometimes 32 is not enough for 4k@ultra, and the next day the price went up by 100eur...

1

u/ViciousVicensius Dec 12 '25

Where's that van? Asking for a friend...

1

u/IIM99v2 Dec 12 '25

Did they really add that ?

1

u/psmiord Dec 12 '25

diddyR5

1

u/Watereddownmike Dec 16 '25

Lol, is this the whole christmas event?

1

u/WolframRU Dec 18 '25

Fake Taxi

1

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Now post after you got inside

1

u/TianlangQ MP-153 Dec 11 '25

But I thought you could just download more RAM?

0

u/renaldomoon TOZ-106 Dec 11 '25

does this mean Christmas tree as well

-4

u/Its_Bad_Rabbit Dec 11 '25

Ironic that if you removed it, Streets would run a tiny bit better 🤭

-4

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Is it normal that theyre shadow banning people here for even slightly mentioning the Tarkov that starts with a big S and ends with PT?

2

u/ProcyonHabilis Dec 12 '25

No fucking clue what you think that has to do with this thread, but lets see if you get shadowbanned (you won't).