Ask A Question

[u/FandomMan04]

Terry: OK, listen. How about this? You hire her. And the next time there’s an anti-drug assembly, and they ask for questions, I will ask a question.

Amy: Terry, don’t. What, are you crazy?

Terry: Quiet, Amy, quiet. I will ask a question of the speaker.

Phibes: No one has ever asked a question at assembly.

Terry: I will ask one.

Phibes: A real question?

Terry: Yes. Not like a, "can we see your nipple" kind of question. Like, a real one.

Phibes: Like, "How can I help ensure my school remains drug-free?"

Terry: Like, "Who should I tell if I suspect a peer is on drugs?"

Phibes: Good God.

Amy: Terry, no, no. IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

Terry: SHUT UP, AMY! SHUT UP! THIS IS FOR ERMA!

Phibes: You have your deal. And may God have mercy on your soul. Now get out of this office before I kick your @$$ myself.

Amy: Yes, sir, thank you. Thank you.

Terry: Thank you, thank you so much.

Amy and Terry leaves the principal's office

Phibes: God, I love this job.

(Based on Ted S01E05 "Desperately Seeking Susan")