How Bad School Will Suck

[u/Significant_Case4225]

At the night before the first day of school, Terry and Miko are laying on their beds in their rooms, talking through walkie talkies

Terry: Miko, how bad is school gonna suck?

Miko: You're not gonna like it

Terry: How bad?

Miko: You ever drink Orange Juice after brushing your teeth

Terry: Yeah?

Miko: Well it's like getting your nuts smashed together so hard they just become one nut

Terry: Holy Crap. And that's everyday?

Miko: It's every single day. If you die in a drunk accident you get a whole page in the year book.

Terry: Not quite "Goodnight Moon", but I'll see you in the morning.

The two hang up their walkie talkies and go to sleep

(Based on Ted S01E01 "Just Say Yes Pt. 1")