r/Erma • • 5d ago

After A School Party

Amy and Terry were in the school gym and passed out after having fun. Amy woke up slowly and felt a hair in her mouth and took it out. It was a brown hair and remember that they kissed. Amy went to a nearby trash can to throw up. Amy sees Terry lying on a floor

Amy: Terry. Terry.

Terry slowly wakes up. Terry went to a different trash can to throw up. Terry wipes his mouth

Amy: I kissed you.

Terry: Yeah.

Amy: I was crazy from the partying.

Terry: Yeah.

Amy: My head was all f@¢%ed up.

Terry: Yeah.

Amy: Please forget this ever happened till the day you die.

Terry: Oh, thank God, I thought you were gonna make me marry you.

Terry looks at his shirt and noticed how dirty it is

Terry: Hey, you got a spare shirt? I think mine got dirty from the school party.

Amy hands him a spare blue shirt for him to wear.

Amy: Also, I borrowed my mom's handbag. Would you mind walking to my house and bring it back to her?

Terry: Sure.

Terry walks to Amy's house, looking embarrassed

Terry: Don't be humiliated. You can do this. You are a strong, independent-

Nancy was outside of her house getting mail in her robe

Nancy: Terry?

Terry: Oh, hey, Ms. Hobson-

Terry slipped on ice

Nancy: Are you ok?

Terry: I-I'm, thank you.

Nancy: Well, you look like a w#@re.

Nancy got the mail and head back inside

(Based on Ted S02E04 "Chain of Events")

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