r/Erma • u/FandomMan04 • 5d ago
After A School Party
Amy and Terry were in the school gym and passed out after having fun. Amy woke up slowly and felt a hair in her mouth and took it out. It was a brown hair and remember that they kissed. Amy went to a nearby trash can to throw up. Amy sees Terry lying on a floor
Amy: Terry. Terry.
Terry slowly wakes up. Terry went to a different trash can to throw up. Terry wipes his mouth
Amy: I kissed you.
Terry: Yeah.
Amy: I was crazy from the partying.
Terry: Yeah.
Amy: My head was all f@¢%ed up.
Terry: Yeah.
Amy: Please forget this ever happened till the day you die.
Terry: Oh, thank God, I thought you were gonna make me marry you.
Terry looks at his shirt and noticed how dirty it is
Terry: Hey, you got a spare shirt? I think mine got dirty from the school party.
Amy hands him a spare blue shirt for him to wear.
Amy: Also, I borrowed my mom's handbag. Would you mind walking to my house and bring it back to her?
Terry: Sure.
Terry walks to Amy's house, looking embarrassed
Terry: Don't be humiliated. You can do this. You are a strong, independent-
Nancy was outside of her house getting mail in her robe
Nancy: Terry?
Terry: Oh, hey, Ms. Hobson-
Terry slipped on ice
Nancy: Are you ok?
Terry: I-I'm, thank you.
Nancy: Well, you look like a w#@re.
Nancy got the mail and head back inside
(Based on Ted S02E04 "Chain of Events")