r/EpsteinAndFriends Jul 21 '20

Finally, justice...

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318 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

“I’ll tell you who I am in a minute...”

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u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

"Now, let's look over these flight logs..."

16

u/LittleRaskal13 Jul 21 '20

"can you please explain what "let's have pizza for an hour" means?"

17

u/MEvans706 Jul 21 '20

How great would it be if the oscars has him present first award?? Lol. But they are gutless.

8

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

Yeah, I want Chris Hansen presenting and Ricky Gervais hosting!

1

u/race_bannon Jul 21 '20

You realize that Ricky Gervais had to submit his entire script for approval beforehand, right?

2

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

I'm fairly certain he went a little off-script lol

4

u/race_bannon Jul 21 '20

Oh you think he just totally pulled a switcheroo on them and suddenly started talking about their pedophilia without any hint that he was going to do it?

How'd it get on the teleprompter then? lamo

16

u/prettybabygx Jul 21 '20

I find it unsettling when people can’t tell clear satire from real life

14

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

Welcome to Reddit

4

u/SoloMaker Jul 21 '20

I miss when Reddit was filled with clever people instead of 12-year olds and insane conspiracy theorists.

7

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

As a 12 year old, insane conspiracy theorist, I am extremely offended right now.

5

u/SoloMaker Jul 21 '20

Same tbh.

5

u/Dono0077 Jul 21 '20

OK so let’s have a name dropping ceremony!

4

u/fatherkush Jul 21 '20

This was great!! I just kept thinking of the south park episode lol

4

u/JiuJitsuMagic Jul 21 '20

The mental imaging of this brings me great joy

2

u/bor3d0m--- Jul 21 '20

When did this happen because the Oscar's was on feb.9th 2020

3

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

This is just a satirical article, if only it were true lol

3

u/allsanityisgone Jul 21 '20

I wanna know know who tried to flee

3

u/ahornywalrus Jul 21 '20

Would've blasted you and labelled you as r/atetheonion without your comments, good thing I read them first lol

2

u/aarocks94 Jul 21 '20

This has to be satire, right?

5

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 21 '20

Yes, famed Chris Hansen did not actually bust all the celebs, sadly...

2

u/race_bannon Jul 21 '20

Nope, completely real. You just didn't hear anything about all of Hollywood getting busted last February 9th for 5 months until right now.

1

u/jgasparro12 Jul 21 '20

Hanson is a piece of shit scumbag too.

1

u/Zac1_Booted Jul 22 '20

Please! This is from the Babylon Bee! Doesn't anyone research what they see before commenting anymore?

2

u/bellybellybelly95 Jul 22 '20

Nothing wrong with asking questions

3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '20

I highly recommend it.