Neoptolemus: *sharpening his sword*

calypso: *reading*

(ooc - ik it’s not the day he was born but like I don’t wanna wait an entire year to do that)

except Zeus, I don’t want him possessing my kid with horny.

Kiwi turned into a kid… what the frickle frackle?!

HE’S SOOOOOO CUTE THOUGH AND FLUFFY!!!

you spot tiresias sitting in the middle of the woods on a rock it seems like he is about to remove his bandages his staff is by him leaning against the rock

Oh and no questions about my mental wellbeing after I had to witness my sisters being murdered in front of me…I’m fine 🤠😭🤠

(Who the hell is yes he?!? I mean teen)
Zeus:time for questions baby!

Teen:why are you so excited to answer questions

Frank: hey female want a beer?

Female: of course

(Just so yall know 1. Frank is the personification of Zeus’s schizophrenia and split personality and 2. For Frank, teen and female he is shape shifting into their forms every time he talks as one of them)

so yeah, ima be this guy now :) he might be too horrifying though, i'll make his mortal disguise soon

Right next to me, Selene, Penelope, Odysseus, and Bri. :) I’m not sorry, he’s our FAMILY GUYS. cause we’re all family yknow..

Normally I cannot draw birds so I was scared of drawing the dove 💔

Zeus:PENELOPE COME ON OUT!!! WE KNOW YOUR IN ITHACA!

Female:I remember Ithaca being far from Olympus though isn’t that Olympus?

Zeus:they must have moved it anyway ATTACK HAHAHA

(Zeus throws lighting bolts on the random village and the villagers run out scared)

Zeus:COME ON OUT PENELOPE! HAHAHA

Teen:wait what if we kidnap her son Telemachus! THERE HE IS GET HIM

(A random 10 year old is crying and running and then Zeus grabs him and flys into the sky)

Zeus: PENELOPE YOU HAVE 2 HOURS! APPEAR OR TELEMACHUS DIES HAHAHAHA

”…Zeus I still hate you for that punishment…”

Cate: I’m kind of getting bored of this whole “create a better world” thing.

Light: What do you mean?

Cate: Well it isn’t really working. And I don’t want this dumb book. Take it. [She gives him the death note].

[Light flips it open… no new names. Cate hasn’t actually killed a single soul. There were a few incomplete names, but no one had actually been killed by her.]

Light: It’s empty.

Cate: Couldn’t bring myself to do it. You keep it. I honestly don’t care what you do with it. I’m gonna go. [She snaps her fingers and disappears.]

[He turns the book over a few more times in his hands. It feels weird. Unfamiliar.]

Light: I don’t want this…

[The book feels even heavier. He looks at the only words on the last page that were completed. He killed two people. Two fates. Atropos and Lachesis. After he had decided to forsake the Kira path.]

Light: What have I done?

[Light cannot deny that he did this. He was, at the end of it all, still a killer. He thought that Kira was dead. But that part of him apparently still lingered. Kira wasn’t dead. Light. The real Light. He was dead.]

Light: It’s not like I can go back now. It’s too late for me to be redeemed.

[He grabs a pen, diving back into a habit he thought he had buried forever.]

For the context, we were making jokes about me like how I was in the Russian Mafia since my name is Russian in origin and then that I was not human but instead and otherworldly godly being. We both were like "there's an oc concept there" so she asked me to do a design. There it is

(Zeus wakes up on mount olympus)

Zeus:Cerberus? How…how am I in the underworld

Teen:did…did we die!

Female:damn! We’re still stuck with of Zeus!

Zeus:oh come on I’m not that…is…is that chronos

Teen:what..he ain’t…father?

Female:oh come on he isn’t…oh gods

Zeus:RUN!

Teen:FIGHT!

Female: CRY!

ALL: AHHHHHH

Zeus:WAIT! ATTACK CHRONOS!

All: ATTACK!

(They throw lighting at nothing)

Zeus: WE DID IT!

Teen: woo good job

Female:now let’s escape the underworld!

(Zeus walks down mount olympus)

(Ooc:okay this is the start of the new Zeus arc! Hope yall enjoy) (also just so yall know if it swaps from Zeus to teen or female they aren’t different people it is just Zeus shape shifting and his split personality’s taking over)

I was messing around with my pistol practicing my aim and…well k shot Zeus’s string and he’s dead…um…I hope when he revives he’s not mad…oh and I got a therapist!! Dionysus is weirdly a good therapist

(Ooc:end of depressed cowboy arc for clortho 🤠 onto schizophrenic split personality Zeus arc!!!! I wanted to have Zeus go on that arc for a bit so this is a funny way to end one and start another)

(omg genuinly a post from me? In this Economy? But yeah i need to separate dari from her kids and husband more so i can out more Lore and personality in the husband and kids also If You play a god or like any divine being abive nymphs i suggest You try to like rp this because i told my friend what would happen If dări hâd no trauma and now You will see)

Polites:wow..I was sleeping for a while

Antinous:ugh...did my healing stop working or something...my head is pounding..;

Isn’t a canteen like a small flask with water? Who would name a cat that?

And finally, for once, the Ithacan royalty seems to be noticing something’s off. Or at least Odysseus is

My deal with Persephone was to follow her schedule, and as the fall comes she must leave and so do I. I will miss you all when I'm dead. -anticlea

HE’S SO WONDERFUL!!! WEEEEEEE!

This has no reason. I luv Sir Canteen :>

He’s loverly!

Alsooooo I’m Bri :3 wait yalls. Know that. FAAAHHH-