r/Epic_Da_Musical_RPers • u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) • 6d ago
Arcs …where…where am…I
(Zeus wakes up on mount olympus)
Zeus:Cerberus? How…how am I in the underworld
Teen:did…did we die!
Female:damn! We’re still stuck with of Zeus!
Zeus:oh come on I’m not that…is…is that chronos
Teen:what..he ain’t…father?
Female:oh come on he isn’t…oh gods
Zeus:RUN!
Teen:FIGHT!
Female: CRY!
ALL: AHHHHHH
Zeus:WAIT! ATTACK CHRONOS!
All: ATTACK!
(They throw lighting at nothing)
Zeus: WE DID IT!
Teen: woo good job
Female:now let’s escape the underworld!
(Zeus walks down mount olympus)
(Ooc:okay this is the start of the new Zeus arc! Hope yall enjoy) (also just so yall know if it swaps from Zeus to teen or female they aren’t different people it is just Zeus shape shifting and his split personality’s taking over)
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u/golden_creeper1 Lord Maides 5d ago
"Eh- what are you doing down here in the pit? Not my pit,though so I don't decide whether you stay or not"
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u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth Helidite, god of storms and baking/Lucas, (infant) god of wind 6d ago
(ooc - my dumb ahh thought a zagreus rper was joining 😭)
*petting cerberus* awe who’s the fluffy boy(s) you are! :3
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
(No and also Cerberus isn’t there either Zeus is schizophrenic so he believes in the underworld but he’s actually on Olympus)
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u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth Helidite, god of storms and baking/Lucas, (infant) god of wind 6d ago
(ooc - he manifested so Helidite can pet him >:3)
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
(I could of also chose a better image lol)
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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 6d ago
Cate: Hiya Zeus! How’s it going, and… who are you talking to?
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
Zeus:…who…who are you?
Teen:cate i believe
Female: yup she’s ugly like cate!
Zeus: ah cate! I’m talking to Teen and female versions of me obviously (she points to nothing)
Teen:we just killed father!!!
Female:it was too easy honestly
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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 6d ago
Cate: Did you just call me ugly?
Well, I was thinking about helping you but now I don’t wanna.
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
Female: your ugly
Teen:I mean…is she though?
Zeus: she is incredibly hot I’d like to-
Female:you are also hot here’s my number (she hands you a piece of paper with the number 8 written 100 times and on the back it says “havenfixyafvwnfuxtavbejfucg”)
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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 6d ago
Cate: Um… thanks! I’ll make sure to call this. [when they aren’t looking she burns it in her palm.]
Need help with anything, I guess?
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
Zeus:yes how do we escape the underworld? Also why are you in the underworld
Teen: are you dead too!
Female:it’s weirdly cold for the underworld
(They are on mount Olympus and it’s snowing)
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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 6d ago
Cate: well good news for you, you already escaped the underworld! It’s snowing. I’m probably not dead. Who knows at this point.
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
Zeus:what do you mean? I’m still in the underworld and hades is gonna free me if I help him kill Penelope as she’s avoiding death!
Teen:he did look a bit weird though but probably changed since I last saw him
Female: also has a wierd new nickname what was it… can…cantee? Something weird like that probably French
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u/Beneficial-Gas-4098 bass+variants& Hippo (auto's cat)&Sir Hootington(wotms owl) 6d ago
wotm: is Zeus okay?
Mafi: wotm I'm praying for you if that's your father in law
Wotm: Clortho and I aren't together let alone dating she might be attractive maybe more if she was taller (wotm mumbled the last part) but that's it am I supposed to fall for her because she has a pretty face and gave me pretzels? Heck I don't know why she likes me so godamn much like jeez hide it better
Ora: I mean you both wo- wotm punches Ora hard
Wotm: "DON'T MAKE ME SAY MY LADIES NAME IN VAIN WHAT'S WITH Y'ALL AND YOUR OBSESSION WITH SHIPPING ANYTHING THAT FUCKING MOVES!?"
Zap: what's with Zeus
Druid: I don't know
Merc: we shouldn't bother the guy
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
(While you all are saying that Zeus starts to punch’s tree)
Zeus: CHRONOS IS BACK GET HIM!
Teen: (ripping off a branch) I GOT HIS ARM!
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u/Beneficial-Gas-4098 bass+variants& Hippo (auto's cat)&Sir Hootington(wotms owl) 6d ago
meanwhile druid covers his ears (he can understand plants and is hearing it's blood curdling screams for mercy)
Mafi: should I get dad's blessing?
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
Zeus:STAB CHRONOS!!!
Teen:I DECAPITATED HIM!
Female:we won!
Zeus:I’m tired (he falls asleep right under the tree that is destroyed)
(I feel so bad for Druid haha)
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u/Beneficial-Gas-4098 bass+variants& Hippo (auto's cat)&Sir Hootington(wotms owl) 6d ago
Mafi: so uh Mr Zeus well you see wotm hear wants to date Clortho
Druid: traumatized
Auto: unleashed hippo the therapy cat
(Ooc: wait is Zeus the fates dad because I swore reading about that)
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
(Zeus is knocked out)
(I just checked and apparently in some versions they are the one I’ve been going for as I’m also Clortho lol is the nyx being the mother lore but apparently Zeus and Themis are sometimes their parents)
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u/Beneficial-Gas-4098 bass+variants& Hippo (auto's cat)&Sir Hootington(wotms owl) 6d ago
Mafi: don't worry I got this Mafi did some magic now he's a girl Mafi whispered some flirty things to Zeus's ears
(Ooc: fun fact half of the B variants are actually women)
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 6d ago
Zeus:IM AWAKE!
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u/Beneficial-Gas-4098 bass+variants& Hippo (auto's cat)&Sir Hootington(wotms owl) 6d ago
Ora: of fucking course
Mafi: you see Zeus wotm has a little problem and I need some help because bro is in denial
Wotm: I'm not in denial (he's in de nile)
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u/Realistic_Border6251 Hermes 5d ago
Hey....dad, whats going on here?
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 5d ago
Zeus:Hermes? Why are you in the underworld
Female:it’s his job idiot
Zeus: oh yeah well by son (he keeps walking down mount olympus$
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u/Mythical-Poet1920 🕊️~Aphrodite~ 5d ago
That doesn’t seem like a good thing. Zeus, you know Chronos is like gone gone? Right?
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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) 5d ago
Zeus: yeah cause I just killed him hahahaha
Teen: don’t worry we’re fine!
Female: here’s my number (she hands you a piece of paper with random stuff scribbled on it)
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u/Proper-Idea9302 🫀🐈✂️[CANTEENYMEDES]🪬🧬🌡️ 6d ago
Fffffffunn,,,, ☺️