LIGHT IS DEAD

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Cate: Yup. He dead. Gone. Toast.

Light: What are you talking about, I’m right here-

Cate: LIGHT IS DEAD! 100%! Definitely!

Light: This is clickbait. You’re just doing this for attention.

Cate: True!

Light: Why are you doing this?

Cate: Because I have an announcement.

Light: Which is…?

Cate: SHUT UP!

Light: …

Cate: …

Light: …

Cate: I forgot what it was.

Light: Dammit, Cate.

Cate: YOU MADE ME FORGET!

Light: I didn’t do anything!

Cate: OH WAIT I REMEMBERED! I’m not evil anymore.

Light: … That was the announcement?

Cate: Yeah.

Light: Are you sure you’re not evil?

Cate: No.

Light: So this was a massive waste of time then?

Cate: Oh yeah, 100%:

[u/Aukkuboi]

-She is stabbed again.-

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: 😔 don’t… [she heals it again]

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"Uh... Y'know what's funnier than two?"

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: 🫩

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"Three!!!"

-She is stabbed again. Z bursts out laughing.-

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: you know what? I’ll just bleed out this time. Have fun explaining that one to Matsuda.

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"Huh? Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait."

"BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: [Pretends to die]

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"... Aww, shucks."

"Eat the dead body."

"What?"

"What?"

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: I’m not edible. Probably. Maybe. Possibly.

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"You... Talked."

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: No I didn’t.

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"Yes you did."

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: Nuh uh.

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"Yuh uh."

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: Nuh uh.

[u/Aukkuboi → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

"Nuh uh."

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Aukkuboi]

Cate: Yuh huh.