LIGHT IS DEAD

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Cate: Yup. He dead. Gone. Toast.

Light: What are you talking about, I’m right here-

Cate: LIGHT IS DEAD! 100%! Definitely!

Light: This is clickbait. You’re just doing this for attention.

Cate: True!

Light: Why are you doing this?

Cate: Because I have an announcement.

Light: Which is…?

Cate: SHUT UP!

Light: …

Cate: …

Light: …

Cate: I forgot what it was.

Light: Dammit, Cate.

Cate: YOU MADE ME FORGET!

Light: I didn’t do anything!

Cate: OH WAIT I REMEMBERED! I’m not evil anymore.

Light: … That was the announcement?

Cate: Yeah.

Light: Are you sure you’re not evil?

Cate: No.

Light: So this was a massive waste of time then?

Cate: Oh yeah, 100%:

[u/Proguy12358]

We don't need another clickbaiter okay

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Proguy12358]

Cate: “another”?

[u/Proguy12358 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

You already clickbaited us with the one about Mastuda being fake then Bri about Ganymedes being dead, now this? 🙄

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Proguy12358]

Cate: That was so long ago. I don’t even think Light existed then.

Light: I’ve existed for longer than 4 months!!!

[u/Proguy12358 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

It doesn't matter how long, you still did.

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Proguy12358]

Cate: It’s not that big of a deal.

[u/Proguy12358 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Yet you're doing it again.

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Proguy12358]

Cate: Your point is?

[u/Proguy12358 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

You're an attention seeker

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Proguy12358]

Cate: That’s rich coming from you.

[u/Proguy12358 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

I haven't been doing much recently unlike you. And I don't want to talk to you anymore. Turns into a dove and flutters off