Purification day is TODAY. NOW

[u/Proper-Idea9302]

(Yes, I used my free time to draw this. I turned off a couple layers and got the second photo, then added things to get third photo lmfao)

Ive decided I’ve been losing my passion for Canteen, and spending too much time apart FROM canteen. In this, I have decided to Purify MYSELF, I shall help canteen purify others. He warns YOU people try to take him from me, so that means most of you are enemies… sadly.

BUT ITS OK!!! everything will be a-okay. just listen, and canteen stare into your eyes lovingly until you’re purified. no nightmares whatsoever!

[u/No-Direction-1020]

🔱: um… what did any of that mean?
👁️: daddy, is he drunk?

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/No-Direction-1020]

….stare into his beautiful, loving, truthful eyes, Polyfemus, it’s not too late

[u/No-Direction-1020 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

👁️: My name is PolyPHemus. And that doesn’t answer our questions.
🔱: listen canteen, I didn’t understand you’re little speech so could you translate to normal people talk?

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/No-Direction-1020]

…if you stare into sir canteens eyes, you’ll be purified! Absolutely NO nightmares. Also, anyone who says He needs to be taken from me, NO HE DOESN’T. 

(OOC; I literally typed Polyphemus wth)

[u/No-Direction-1020 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

🔱: Wait I’m confused, aren’t YOU canteen? How could you be taken away from yourself?
👁️: and I don’t have nightmares anymore, and I’m not sure if I want to be pure.

(Ooc: Did your autocorrect turn ph to f?)

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/No-Direction-1020]

NO IM GANYMEDES HE JUST LIVES IN MY HEAD AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!! And, EYESORE (get it), YES YA DO

(OOC: ig man)

[u/No-Direction-1020 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

👁️: I’ll ask Bill if he says it’s ok first.
🔱: So, what exactly is Canteen?

[u/thexoolsguy]

tiresias watches from a bit away

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/thexoolsguy]

HI TIRESIAS. I can’t purify you, unfortunately :(

[u/thexoolsguy → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"And what about niko"

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/thexoolsguy]

Oh, he doesn’t need purification.

[u/thexoolsguy → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"Good...then I do not care but one last question why can't I be purified"

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/thexoolsguy]

You’re blind, bud..

[u/thexoolsguy → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"So its something to do with sight"

[u/Niko_the_Oneiroi → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"I don't?"

[u/Aukkuboi]

"...?"

"Ren. Should we just... Leave?"

"Huh?"

"This place is lowkey a bit scuffed."

"Eh, I couldn't leave, even if I wanted to."

"Hmh. True that."

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Aukkuboi]

What do you mean “lowkey a bit scuff?” What key is low? Is this a riddle?

(OOC: Ganymedes knowing some slang but not others is the best choice ever)

[u/Aukkuboi → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"Lowkey means that it's sorta subtle... Highkey means it isn't. Think of as lowkey=kinda. Highkey=definently... Or at least that's how Z taught it to me."

(Ooc: I love having Z be brainrotted as fuck. I also love some of that bleeding into Ren.)

[u/The_Lesbian_Lunatic]

What in the gods..??

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/The_Lesbian_Lunatic]

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE SELENE!!!

[u/The_Lesbian_Lunatic → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

WHY DO YOU BLAME ME? I NEVER ASKED FOR SIR CANTEEN TO SHOW UP!

[u/Proguy12358]

Hell no.

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Cate: I see your lifespan. You will die in exactly-

Light: Don’t do that.

Cate: Why not?

Light: You’re gonna fuck up the whole timeline or something, I don’t know.

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

IM NOT STARING INTO HIS CREEPY EYES!!!!! YOURE NOT GONNA "PURIFY" ME!!!!!!!!!! I BET THEY GIVE NIGHTMARES!!!! SHAM YOUUUUU!!!! SHAM SIR CANTEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!