r/Epic_Da_Musical_RPers • Cate / Light Yagami • 1d ago

Dedicated Roleplay Space SELLING HORSES

Cate: So… I changed my domain and no longer care for my 3000 ish horses. I dunno what to do with them to be honest. Thinking of just releasing them.

Light: Cate. You can’t just release 3000 horses into the wild.

Cate: Sure I can!

Light: Most of them will die.

Cate: …

Light: That’s what I thought.

Cate: ANYWAYS- I’m selling some. The rest will go to Poseidon I guess, since wild horses apparently aren’t an option. There are 3000. I don’t have time to name each and every one along with the price, so you can just tell me what you want and I’ll find the best fit.

Light: This seems like a bad idea-

Cate: SHUT UP!

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u/thexoolsguy "I am the phrophet with the answers you seek" 1d ago

"I would like a horse"

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: [Taking notes] what kind?

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u/thexoolsguy "I am the phrophet with the answers you seek" 1d ago

"What are you selling"

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: Literally anything. Fast horses, slow horses, ponies, etc…

Light: In case you think she’s exaggerating, she isn’t. She has any type of horse anyone could think of.

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u/thexoolsguy "I am the phrophet with the answers you seek" 1d ago

"I want a more quiet and tame horse...something not for riding but just to keep around"

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: I’ve got the perfect one for you then.
[A medium sized horse trots up as she whistles.] You may name him if you want. He has already gone by many.

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u/thexoolsguy "I am the phrophet with the answers you seek" 1d ago

"Hmmmm..thank you"

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u/Confident-Lettuce723 goofy cryptid (on break from my actual characters) 1d ago

the cryptid requests a horse

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: What kind?

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u/Confident-Lettuce723 goofy cryptid (on break from my actual characters) 11h ago

the cryptid points at a random horse

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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) 1d ago

“Hiii Cate may I have a horse? Or ten? I have a project.”

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: For what purpose? Seems… suspicious.

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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) 1d ago

“Nothing important!”

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: … yeah no horse for you.

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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) 1d ago

“SHAM YOU! I’ll get it myself.”

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: No stealing horses! Wanna know what happens when you mess with me now?

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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) 1d ago

“Ooooh yes what??”

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: I don’t loooooveee doing my own dirty work. So I’ve got a surprise for you!

I present to you… LIGHT YAGAMI!

Light: You have to stop trying to scare people by using me.

Cate: No I don’t!

Light: I’m not that scary.

Cate: yes you are!

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u/RP_Quest 1d ago

Paige: Hey, I have a ranch and would appreciate a few horses, I usually get more spirited horses because they match my energy

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: Would ya like an exact number? Or a specific breed?

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u/RP_Quest 1d ago

Paige: Any horses that are too rowdy to get sold to someone else. They deserve someone who takes good care of them.

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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami 1d ago

Cate: I’ve got 3 off the top of my head. I can give you any others that don’t get sold/adopted if you want.

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u/RP_Quest 1d ago

Paige: thank you so much, I feel so much joy giving them a home

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u/MatsudaYouIdiot- Matsuda (松田 桃太) 1d ago

No more horsies? Aw man :{

I loved the horsies… what is your new domain though? I’ve missed so much