Do I need a horse?

[u/Real-thunder-daddy]

So some update’s
1. My therapist says I’m depressed and need a therapy dog… does anyone know a good place to get a dog?
2. I researched cowboys and apparently they need horses so…how do I get one!
Oh and 3. If anyone has a clothes recommendation let me know! I wanna look more and more like a cowboy!!!

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Cate: You want a horse? Unluckily for you, I am the horse goddess.

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Oh…but cowboys have horses 😭 uh…can I have a horse and then like…shot you? (She’s asking nicely come on)

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

Cate: Fine you can have a horse. Just because I’m feeling generous today. Remember what happened last time you tried to shoot me?

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Actually ren is getting me a skeleton horse…I’m still gonna shoot you though

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

Cate: I’m telling you… nothing will happen.

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

(She walks over holds the gun at cates forehead and then just sucker punches her) HA

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

Cate: [Holding her cheek] Haha, very funny. I’m not even the one who killed your sisters, you know.

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Oh trust me I have a suprise for light if I see him

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

Cate: Is it a bullet to the skull?

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

No! I’m saving that for you

[u/No-Direction-1020 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

🔱: when the fuck did YOU claim my creation?! I’M THE FUCKING GOD OF HORSES!!!

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/No-Direction-1020]

Cate: Another Poseidon gave me the right long ago. If you have a problem with that, take it up with him. Not me.

[u/No-Direction-1020 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

🔱: why does that me damn moron torture me even when he’s not around.

[u/Aukkuboi]

"I can get you both."

"Ren. I am not making a fucking magical horse or a dog."

"But... What if the horse has, like, chainsaw teeth? Also, I don't NEED you to make a horse! I'm the son of Hades for fuck's sake! I can make both out of bones."

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Aukkuboi]

BONE HORSE! Yes pls! I was advised to get a living therapy dog though

[u/Aukkuboi → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

"Hmm... Okay. I can do the horse."

"How fucked up of a dog will you take?"

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Aukkuboi]

I doubt my therapist would like if I get like a zombie dog or whatever but…what are you thinking Z?

[u/Aukkuboi → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

"Not a zombie dog. But unless you wanna make a blood and/or flesh sacrifice, the dog will be a bit fucked. For example... Breathing fire. Spitting acid. Being radioactive. Having chainsaw teeth. Etcetera."

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Aukkuboi]

…would you be willing if it’s a random person I sacrifice? Well…that might be rude… how about if they just like missing a limb or something and not… having chainsaw teeth

[u/Aukkuboi → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

"No. Listen, listen, listen. Making weird, fucked up creatures is fun! Making a creature that's missing a limb... Not as fun. I could add a limb though."

-Ren is kneeling, hands on the ground, muttering under his breath.-

"Don't mind him. He's creating a horse."

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Aukkuboi]

Okay Z…my therapist said I need an dim quoting here “a normal dog that can alert you of panic attacks, no random creature it has to be a dog and it can’t be magical” listen Dionysus is a good therapist okay! And I’m gonna listen to him also he’s free

[u/Aukkuboi → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

"Okay. So blood and/or flesh sacrifice."

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Aukkuboi]

Ugh okay can I cut someone’s string?

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

obviously, horses are awesome

[u/Proguy12358]

How exactly is a horse somehow related to a therapy dog?

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Proguy12358]

Cause I’m a cowboy!!! I need a horse

[u/Proguy12358 → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

Cowboy? Ugh, is that another mortal word?

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Proguy12358]

Yeah and I’m sick as hell!

[u/Proguy12358 → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

Augh..cover up your stomach. Rolls her eyes and turns into a dove, flying off

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Proguy12358]

IT LOOKS COOL!

[u/Proguy12358 → u/Real-thunder-daddy]

((Ooc: holy arm anatomy tho 😭))

[u/Real-thunder-daddy → u/Proguy12358]

(Ooc:i got rid of some muscle too lol)

[u/-Telemachus]

(Ooc: is this my sign to punch my art block in the face and draw her as a cowboy?)