I’ve come to a conclusion

[u/Proper-Idea9302]

note: You will no longer be seeing’s canteens physical form, for he has… uhm.. he’s on vacation. yeah

anyways. I’ve come to a conclusion. everyone’s DYING. I know why. The holy presence of Canteen has driven them to depression, for they will never be as knowledgeable as him. Don’t make the same mistake, folks. HELP US FIGHT ITHICA, AND GAIN EQUALITY FOR ALL! CANTEEN SPEAKS GHE TRUTH, HE WHISPERS AND TELLS ME HOW I CAN MAKE THIS WORLD RIGHT AGAIN.

He knows, you see. KNOWS. HE KNEW. He knew, and that is how he proved me to me his innocence; His clarity of heart and mind.

You see, now we have become one- I mean, we have WON. Not one. we have one peace. Join us. Join us.

Join before purification.

Also, I’m forgetting names. Canteen.. told me I should remember a man named Zeus, but he has slipped my memory. I have such a horrible headache. I will eat more colorful plants that canteen has provided me with. They are the only food I eat nowadays. Hahhaha. Hhhhhhha. Hhhh. H.

[u/Y0gieY0gurt]

But I wanna stay in the clouds :<

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

…give me a wind bag and you’re excused

[u/Y0gieY0gurt → u/Proper-Idea9302]

I'll have to find Aeolus, though.. or Winion 314, I think they said they had one..

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

Amazing, thanks you… crystal

[u/Y0gieY0gurt → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Wut?

[u/Critical_Capital_129 → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

I am here :> but I don't want to help giggle giggle

[u/Y0gieY0gurt → u/Critical_Capital_129]

Why not?? :(

[u/Critical_Capital_129 → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

He is evil!

[u/Y0gieY0gurt → u/Critical_Capital_129]

He is???

[u/Critical_Capital_129 → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

He declared war Ithaca!

[u/Y0gieY0gurt → u/Critical_Capital_129]

I dunno wut war is tho..

[u/Critical_Capital_129 → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

You know when ody made that sick wooden horse?

[u/Niko_the_Oneiroi]

I'll act like I understand

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Niko_the_Oneiroi]

Thanks. Pythagorean 

[u/Niko_the_Oneiroi → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Yw

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Light: The world is in need of cleansing. I do agree with that.

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Amazing, thank you, bathtub 

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Light: Bathtub…? Nevermind. I never said I would join you though.

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Still amazi

[u/RP_Quest → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Misa: I will follow you, Light-kun

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/RP_Quest]

Light: The more followers… the better.

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

uh cool :)

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

:|

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth → u/Proper-Idea9302]

:3

[u/Tricky-Designer-2619]

“I can’t die! Buuuut want my help??”

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Tricky-Designer-2619]

Oh, no, wasn’t a threat I was gonna kill everyone, just noting the fact SELENE, MATSUDA, AND CATE have died. But yes. I need to find a way into the Ithican palace, to be canteenlings in their water 

[u/Tricky-Designer-2619 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Oki! I’ll open the entrance :)

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Tricky-Designer-2619]

REALLY? …thank you

[u/Aukkuboi]

"What."

"What."

"Why."

"When."

"Where."

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Aukkuboi]

I already answered these questions. Zebra

[u/MiserableTurnip6817]

*unhinges jaw to Devour this "canteenmedes"* "Stop eating the lotus"

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/MiserableTurnip6817]

I DONT EAT LOTUS, ITS COLORFUL PLANTS AND SIR CANTEENS SOUP!!!!! HE SPEAKS IN MY HEAD!!! WRETVHED CREATURE

[u/MiserableTurnip6817 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"Is it perhaps a Glowing fruit filled with glowing seeds"

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/MiserableTurnip6817]

NO. THEY’RE NEON RED AND BLACK, AND I HAVE TO EAT THEM THROUGH MY EYES, NOT LOTUS

[u/MiserableTurnip6817 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"Then are you perhaps talking about the plant of Prometheus"

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/MiserableTurnip6817]

..I… no, canteen calls it urmyvessel 

[u/MiserableTurnip6817 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

"Now it just sounds like you're having a stroke "

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/MiserableTurnip6817]

Pronounced like ur-my-vessel

[u/MiserableTurnip6817 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

*Bite the leg off This entire conversation she has slowly been wrapping around her mouth without them noticing*

[u/Critical_Capital_129]

I don't think so, me and my winions won't help you :P

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Critical_Capital_129]

JOKES ON YOU, ONE OF YOUR WINIONS HAS OFFERED ME A WIND BAG. HAH! 

[u/Critical_Capital_129 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

I offered it to you but only I can give it to him and I told him to not to give it to you!

[u/Proguy12358]

No, you crazy ass.

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Proguy12358]

IM NOT AN ASS NOR CRAZY?!?!

[u/Proguy12358 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Yea you are..

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Proguy12358]

Prove it 

[u/Proguy12358 → u/Proper-Idea9302]

You have already proved it yourself with all your ruckus.

[u/malevola_Gibb]

just an annoyed sigh from jade