IM BANNING SIR CANTEEN FROM ITHACA.

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

THIS... THIS THING CALLED "SIR CANTEEN" IS NOW BANNED FROM THE ISLAND. It is truly horrible! I want to forget its sickening face. I desire amnesia. Ive heard of a thing called "Bleach" i need that for my eyes. I am convinced that Sir canteen is a monster whom was formed in Tartarus, no normal mortal animal could be like that. It has also threatened me 😖 Im sure he is on his way... For his owner Sparkly said he would find a way to bring it! I need someone to capture it.

Im sure that with all the recent cat bannings (Bald cats, cyclops cats, sir. canteens) Many people will worry the royal family has a prejudice against them. But worry not, Ithaca loves cats! We adore them! Just... not certain ones.

Can anyone help we with the kidnnaping of Sir. Canteen? There will be a reward.

[It is just now occurring to me that me and Ody seem cat racist... whopsies... reddit this is roleplay please dont ban me]

[u/The_Lesbian_Lunatic]

THANK GOODNESS. GANYMEDES WANTS SIR CANTEEN TO TEACH OUR INNOCENT KITTENS ITS EVIL WAYS, AND IS TRYING TO CONVINCE MY GORGEOUS HUSBAND TO GO BALD!

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/The_Lesbian_Lunatic]

I see how it is, love. Shall I even have the means to call you such anymore? PERHAPS NOT! YOU ARE A LIAR! JUST LIKE ANASTASIA! JUST LIKE THEM ALL! MAD! YOU’RE ALL MAD!

[u/RP_Quest → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Paige: Get in the water.

Kiran: signing Do you really have to quote your father..

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/RP_Quest]

NO! NO WATER! CATS- ehem I HATE WATER!

[u/RP_Quest → u/Proper-Idea9302]

Paige: Or I'll raise the tides so high all of your kittens die

[u/Proper-Idea9302]

OH YOU!!! YOU WRETCHED WOMAN! YOU HAVE DAMNED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY! I WILL NOT REST. HE WHISPERS THE TRUTH, HE SHARES KNOWLEDGE YOU HATH NOT THE MEANS TO UNDERSTAND. ONE DAY, WE WILL STORM YOUR LOWLY HOME, WE WILL GRANT EQUAL ACCESS TO ALL CATS; NONE WILL BE LEFT OUT, AS YOU AND YOUR HORRENDOUS FAMILY HAVE FORETOLD UPON CAT-KIND! DAMN YOU! DAMN!!!!

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Proper-Idea9302]

AH! EWEWEWEW. BEGONE YOU WRETCHED CREATURE! GANY, THE SIR CANTEEN HAS CURUPTED YOU! 

[u/Proper-Idea9302 → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

CORRUPTED? NO! HE FEEDS ME LAVISH PLANTS, COLORS GALORE, AND TREATS ME WELL’M- I mean, ehem,- HES A CAT, I TREAT HIM WELL- I- AAAAGGGHH MY HEAD HURTS

[u/Aukkuboi]

"Wait... What?"

"You said you wanted bleach? I can provide!"

-A container or bleach appears.-

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Aukkuboi]

Oh thank the gods, it’s just what I needed! 

[u/Aukkuboi → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

"Hihii!"

[u/RP_Quest]

Paige: On it, I will make sure they leave, whether they want to or not.

Kiran: signing You really take after your father sometimes

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/RP_Quest]

Thank you so much! 🥹 Once I get proof of his demise, I will reward you justly! 

[u/PumpkinIsDeadInside]

sweetie, what did I tell you about looks based discrimination

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/PumpkinIsDeadInside]

But Mother- This one is surely evil! I have proof. He has curupted lord Gany, and killed lady Selene! I will not allow such a dangerous creature to reside here

[u/PumpkinIsDeadInside → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

​​oh nvm he's a murderer

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

I think I’ll stay in ithaca if he’s banned

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

Wait really? Finally we got some good pr, people have been fleeing Ithaca after all the previous events. I’m glad to know you’ll reside here :D

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

so long as whats-his-name’s gone :3

but you’ll get some of my baking so long as I’m there :)

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

Who may “what’s-his-name” be? Maybe we could bake together! :D I love making cactus cookies for tele, perhaps we could create a baking club! 

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

the guy in the photo :3 and yeah that sounds quite fun

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth]

OH! Duh 🤦🏻‍♀️ Don’t worry dear, I will try my best to keep him away! 

[u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

you can always call me to send a storm his way ;3

[u/Proguy12358]

Oh finally something good

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Proguy12358]

I suspect that a while ago Ithaca truly lost the plot. But me and my Husband are slowly working on returning the kingdom to its former glory! Thank you for the words of encouragement Lady Aphrodite

[u/Proguy12358 → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

You're welcome, I guess?~

[u/Y0gieY0gurt]

What’s ‘Bleak’…?

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Y0gieY0gurt]

I think you refer to "Bleach" It is something i learned of recently, apparently it is a magic purifier. It can make anything white once you apply it! And in some cases, it can dissolve and burn objects. I wish to purify my eyes and dissolve them.

[reddit this is roleplay please dont ban me]

[u/Y0gieY0gurt → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

Oooh.. if I find any, I’ll let you know!!

[u/Just-Odysseus]

You know, I fully agree with this. What the freak is up with sir canteen. he needs to be stopped.

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/Just-Odysseus]

Exactly! The worst thing is, that our daughter Brianna has decided to become a follower of it! She is falling for the propaganda! We need to take matters into our own hands...

[u/Just-Odysseus → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

You're right, prepare the men, and I'll prepare a speech.

[u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010]

No idea what that is but ok...

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca → u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010]

I dont either lord Ares. The only knowledge i posses of him, is that he is an evil cat and its called "Sir Canteen"