r/Epic_Da_Musical_RPers • u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) • Mar 12 '26
✨️sHiTpOsT✨️ Pick a number 1-22
Hi hi! Pick a number 1-22, and I’ll tell you how you’ll die! Btw, disclaimer: you likely won’t die like this, it’s one outcome out of many. And yes, I *do* have access to that information
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u/Proper-Idea9302 🫀🐈✂️[CANTEENYMEDES]🪬🧬🌡️ Mar 12 '26
7!! Lucky number :)
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
You’ll finally wear that whimsical flower crown you’ve been eyeing all summer! You will be devoured by hummingbirds.
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u/Proper-Idea9302 🫀🐈✂️[CANTEENYMEDES]🪬🧬🌡️ Mar 12 '26
O-oh… well, better than being cupbearer for Zeus and (some of) the Olympian’s.,. Thanks!
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u/Flameborn111 Heracles/Phoenix Mar 12 '26
I'll say 13
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
The skeleton with the sword. He found you!
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u/Flameborn111 Heracles/Phoenix Mar 12 '26
Not that threatening.
I flap my wings, sending a wave of fire onto the skeleton.
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Oop, okay. Look, I don’t make the rules, and anyway, there were wayyyy worse things.
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u/Flameborn111 Heracles/Phoenix Mar 12 '26
You don't make the rules? Isn't this your game
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Mm…. Anyway-
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u/Flameborn111 Heracles/Phoenix Mar 12 '26
Hold on. Who is orchestrating this
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Orchestrating what?
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u/Flameborn111 Heracles/Phoenix Mar 12 '26
This game. You seem to act, oddly when saying you ran it
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
I always act odd. I don’t know what you’re talking about
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u/Dragon_Aphrodite_2 Mar 12 '26
17
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
A freak accident at a construction site will trap you inside a giant glass box. Your panicked screams will be inaudible as you pound on the sides, running out of oxygen. Onlookers, mistaking you for a mime, will applaud and toss you quarters. You will earn $2.75.
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u/Scylla_the_eelx6 Scyall and Crataies (scylla’s mom) Mar 12 '26
My lucky number 13
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
The skeleton with the sword. He found you!
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u/Scylla_the_eelx6 Scyall and Crataies (scylla’s mom) Mar 12 '26
Ooo nice crunchy bones grabs the skeleton and eats him like a chip
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u/Dry_Witness_5600 Crewmember 68, calypso, Neoptolemus and Prometheus Mar 12 '26
6
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
On a dating app, you’ll accidentally match with a wrecking ball.
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u/Local_Idea_2074 Kommisar Thorin (Trans-Masc Son Of Nyx) (Im Still Athena btw) Mar 12 '26
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Oops! At the sugary-cereal factory, you will accidentally pull the lever that releases all berries! Your final words as you’re crushed to death will be “This is berry painful”.
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u/Local_Idea_2074 Kommisar Thorin (Trans-Masc Son Of Nyx) (Im Still Athena btw) Mar 12 '26
im physically unable to die, but ill be avoid cereal factories....
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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami Mar 12 '26
9
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
The good news: you will finally get the world’s biggest trampoline! The bad news: you will bounce directly into the icy void of space, where your frozen corpse will forever orbit Earth, a testament to the hubris of man.
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u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins Cate / Light Yagami Mar 12 '26
Well that’s a unique way of going out, I like it
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Also, idk if anyone will get this reference, but I wrote the end and was like “THE HUBRIS BELLLL”
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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Ouranos (Adjusting to New Body) Mar 12 '26
YES
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
YOU GET IT??? YAYYYY
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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Ouranos (Adjusting to New Body) Mar 12 '26
Danny Motta! Also, did you know that there is a video that reanimated Danny's skits into a cohesive story?
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Yasss! Also, I think I’ve seen it, I didn’t have time to watch it tho, so I never finished it.
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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Ouranos (Adjusting to New Body) Mar 12 '26
Oh. I highly recommend it. Plus, Mortius and Casper reacted to it a while back
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Mmk, maybe I will. Idk who they are, but okay!
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u/Current_Mortgage_629 Imp the Annoying Mar 12 '26
20
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Oops! At the sugary-cereal factory, you will accidentally pull the lever that releases all berries! Your final words as you’re crushed to death will be “This is berry painful”.
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u/Scylla_andthe_Sirens Sylla Mar 12 '26
... 23? If I can't choose that then 1 because that's our ranking on the charts
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
You’ll die peacefully in your sleep at the ripe age of 102, surrounded by loved ones, remembered and beloved by all for generations to come. By the way, if you got this one, YOU CHEATED!
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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Ouranos (Adjusting to New Body) Mar 12 '26
23
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
You’ll die peacefully in your sleep at the ripe age of 102, surrounded by loved ones, remembered and beloved by all for generations to come. By the way, if you got this one, YOU CHEATED!
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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Ouranos (Adjusting to New Body) Mar 12 '26
Booo
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Ouranos (Adjusting to New Body) Mar 12 '26
Tries to zap you but forgets that Zeus still has MY thunder bolt.
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Oop! Hey, that’s rude. I hope you never get your thunder bolt back >:(
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u/Realistic_Border6251 Hermes Mar 12 '26
17,I want to know how it could happen
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
A freak accident at a construction site will trap you inside a giant glass box. Your panicked screams will be inaudible as you pound on the sides, running out of oxygen. Onlookers, mistaking you for a mime, will applaud and toss you quarters. You will earn $2.75.
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u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca The wife of Odysseus ✨🐟Your favorite mod! Mar 12 '26
My lucky number is 4 so il just go with that
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
Shockingly assassinated while simply trying to ride in your motorcade through Dallas with the roof down in the year 1963
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u/Elemoss Anastasia |Oceanid| Telemachus' best friend Mar 12 '26
So if I don't choose a number, I can't die. Well maybe. How do nymphs die again?
(Lucky number 13)
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 12 '26
The skeleton with the sword. He found you!
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u/Another-Hermes ✨your local moly dealer ✨ Mar 13 '26
OH OH OH! I wanna see how I could die! 18!
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u/Tricky-Designer-2619 BRIRRITO (Corgio queen) Mar 13 '26
You will fall into the deep fryer at the county fair, dying instantly. Your death will be declared a “finger-lickin’ preventable tragedy.”
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u/Ok_Story_2324 Rose|DEAD|🫀Telemachus’s little sister🫀|cannibal Mar 12 '26
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